Ok - I'm howling - they want people to OFFER HOUSING! Huh??? Any FReepers wanna sign up for that?? "Hello, losers. The backyard's yours, and the portapotties are only a buck a visit. Oh, and don't mind the pit bull, he only bites people who hate America."
Or, better yet, receive them warmly, and serve them brownies with ex-lax. Then charge them a buck to use the portapotty. Nah...five bucks.
Or, better yet, receive them warmly, and serve them brownies with ex-lax.
A long time ago there was a young man who would drop by to visit with the women who lived with me. They allowed it because they felt sorry for him. He had a habit of eating everything he saw. I made up a couple batches of chocolate chip cookies – one made with Nestles, the other made with Exlax. As expected, he grabbed the nearest plate. He ate the entire batch. With half a dozen women getting ready for work, he didn’t make it to the bathroom. He lost it. He wasn’t welcome back.