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Beebers 14:8 | 09/06/05 | AlmaTheCrisp

Posted on 09/06/2005 10:32:57 AM PDT by AlmaThe Younger

In light of the recent events in New Orleans etc. It is interesting to note that over a hundred fifty years ago the American prophet Joseph Smith prophesied that the day would come when the US government would waste itself waging war in foreign lands while at home the nation would collapse with natural disasters and internal amarchy and chaos as a direct result of the wickedness of the US people and the nations rejection of the God of this land, Jesus Christ. Coincedence? A lucky guess?


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1 posted on 09/06/2005 10:32:58 AM PDT by AlmaThe Younger
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Well Alma the Younger, I don't think you'll make it to Alma the Elder.


2 posted on 09/06/2005 10:33:34 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Uh huh.


3 posted on 09/06/2005 10:33:38 AM PDT by Skooz ("Political Correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism" - Michelle Malkin)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

We're dooomed!

DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEED!!


4 posted on 09/06/2005 10:33:48 AM PDT by Shazbot29 (muhammed was the most evil person ever to live. May he burn in hell forever)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

I smell ozone


5 posted on 09/06/2005 10:34:05 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

He also predicted that Congress would be reduced to a grease spot in the 1840s.


6 posted on 09/06/2005 10:34:15 AM PDT by BeHoldAPaleHorse
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Barf


7 posted on 09/06/2005 10:34:34 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (Death to Islamo-Fascists ...)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

In before the Zot!

twice hehe


8 posted on 09/06/2005 10:34:34 AM PDT by Shazbot29 (muhammed was the most evil person ever to live. May he burn in hell forever)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

IBTZ


9 posted on 09/06/2005 10:34:35 AM PDT by evolved_rage (IATZ)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Coincedence?


10 posted on 09/06/2005 10:34:55 AM PDT by Skooz ("Political Correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism" - Michelle Malkin)
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To: AlmaThe Younger
Coincedence? A lucky guess?

How about convenient application of his words by others, the way most prophets operate?

11 posted on 09/06/2005 10:35:02 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

IBTZ


12 posted on 09/06/2005 10:35:15 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

I'm a prophet, too. I predict a good zotting right here.


13 posted on 09/06/2005 10:35:23 AM PDT by sumocide
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To: AlmaThe Younger; Darksheare

Joseph Smith, please..............................


14 posted on 09/06/2005 10:35:38 AM PDT by The Mayor ( Pray as if everything depends on God; work as if everything depends on you.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Huge mistaken premise here.


15 posted on 09/06/2005 10:35:41 AM PDT by I see my hands (Soon evacuees will have absolute moral authority and entitlement.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Uh, yeah. Thanks for playing....


16 posted on 09/06/2005 10:35:46 AM PDT by highlymotivated (If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger
WHAT YOU SAY!!
17 posted on 09/06/2005 10:35:48 AM PDT by RichInOC ("The coffee is strong at Cafe du Monde, the doughnuts are too hot to touch..." Save the Big Greasy!)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

M'kay. Do you have an actual reference of this prophesy? Please provide the link.


18 posted on 09/06/2005 10:36:05 AM PDT by Jaded (Hell sometimes has fluorescent lighting and a trumpet.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger
Just dropped in today to tell everyone this huh?


19 posted on 09/06/2005 10:36:10 AM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
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To: sumocide

LOL!


20 posted on 09/06/2005 10:36:12 AM PDT by Skooz ("Political Correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism" - Michelle Malkin)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Darn it! I just bought some green bananas.


21 posted on 09/06/2005 10:36:15 AM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Then why is God only punishing poor black democrats? </sarcasm>


22 posted on 09/06/2005 10:36:17 AM PDT by manwiththehands (If the Left offends you, stick around. They are just getting started.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Present.


23 posted on 09/06/2005 10:36:21 AM PDT by andyk (Go Matt Kenseth!)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

In before the zot & ban ?


24 posted on 09/06/2005 10:36:22 AM PDT by stylin19a (In golf, some are long, I'm "Lama Long")
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To: AlmaThe Younger
I predicted that Miami would lose to Florida State last night, and that the kicking game would play a key.

Being such a prophet, I predict this ZOT will last about 3 minutes..

25 posted on 09/06/2005 10:36:33 AM PDT by Paradox (Just because we are not perfect, does not mean we are not good.)
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To: cripplecreek

I smell kitties.


26 posted on 09/06/2005 10:42:05 AM PDT by knak (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

My prophesy is that someday the sun will explode.


27 posted on 09/06/2005 10:44:44 AM PDT by DManA
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To: AlmaThe Younger

I, too, fear amarchy.


28 posted on 09/06/2005 10:44:58 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Keep Your Friends Close, Keep Your Glock Closer)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Hold up. I found some gold plates in my backyard last night - as soon as I decipher them we'll know more.


29 posted on 09/06/2005 10:45:23 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Proudly in after the Zot, again.


30 posted on 09/06/2005 10:45:45 AM PDT by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

All well and good, but why didn't Joe get the prophetic insight to stay out of Carthage, Illinois?


31 posted on 09/06/2005 10:46:05 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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I've seen a lot of new FReepers posting threads and comments. Some obvious trolls - some not. No clue what to make of this guy.
32 posted on 09/06/2005 10:46:08 AM PDT by warsaw44
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To: AlmaThe Younger
How many times did he predict the end of the world?

And whatever happened to those tablets, anyway?

Holy undies too tight?

33 posted on 09/06/2005 10:46:24 AM PDT by AlaninSA
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To: AlmaThe Younger

I'm going with "lucky guess" or I would feel compelled to don the scratchy undergarments. OK?


34 posted on 09/06/2005 10:46:31 AM PDT by lmc12
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To: Paradox

"I predicted that Miami would lose to Florida State last night, and that the kicking game would play a key."

I predicted USC would beat Hawaii. I am the ultimate prophet!


35 posted on 09/06/2005 10:46:39 AM PDT by Moral Hazard ("Now therefore kill every male among the little ones" - Numbers 31:17)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

You sure didn't last long, did you?


36 posted on 09/06/2005 10:46:43 AM PDT by PilloryHillary
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To: AlmaThe Younger

You're talking out of your HAT!.........and it came to pass........


37 posted on 09/06/2005 10:47:17 AM PDT by Red Badger (United States Marine Corps.....An army of WON!...........)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

This has got to be one of my all-time favorite replies! Great comeback!


38 posted on 09/06/2005 10:47:28 AM PDT by TravisBickle (Are you talking to me?)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

39 posted on 09/06/2005 10:47:35 AM PDT by wolicy_ponk (If we're not the mainstream, how come we nearly control all three branches of Government?)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

"amarchy, Coincedence

You shall know a troll by his typos.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1476135/posts?page=53#53


40 posted on 09/06/2005 10:47:50 AM PDT by bwteim (Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: wideawake

Bling-Bling from Sing-Sing?........


41 posted on 09/06/2005 10:48:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (United States Marine Corps.....An army of WON!...........)
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To: sumocide

Did you have to put a rune stone in your hat and look in to reach that conclusion? Or do you have a pair of magic spectacles handy?


42 posted on 09/06/2005 10:48:33 AM PDT by lugsoul ("She talks and she laughs." - Tom DeLay)
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To: TravisBickle

Always loved what you did with your hair, Travis. :)


43 posted on 09/06/2005 10:48:34 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

44 posted on 09/06/2005 10:48:37 AM PDT by TypeZoNegative (Future Minnesota Refugee)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

amarchy is breaking out all over!


45 posted on 09/06/2005 10:48:37 AM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: AlmaThe Younger; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; Old Sarge; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; ...
Isn't that special....

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

46 posted on 09/06/2005 10:49:10 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

I am a Mormon, and I can not say that this is a mainstream thought within our religion. Please take this into account before the bashing begins.


47 posted on 09/06/2005 10:49:19 AM PDT by RedOhio
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Thanks for bring it back as a zot.

This is a pretty funny one.


48 posted on 09/06/2005 10:49:54 AM PDT by Shazbot29 (muhammed was the most evil person ever to live. May he burn in hell forever)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

Ya know,
Granny Zip used to predict the same stuff....

but that was always after too much muscadine wine.

Bye Alma!


49 posted on 09/06/2005 10:50:13 AM PDT by najida (I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
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To: AlmaThe Younger

"Trolls have no chance to survive. Make your time."

Did Joseph Smith play Zero Wing or something?


50 posted on 09/06/2005 10:50:25 AM PDT by Moral Hazard ("Now therefore kill every male among the little ones" - Numbers 31:17)
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