Posted on 09/10/2005 2:14:27 PM PDT by Kurt_D
[...]
Only an impish Chris Rock couldn't resist scaring producers, looking into the camera and saying, "George Bush hates midgets."
"We've all heard the question," Rock said. "Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
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Bush said he would have a comment on this shortly.
That joke's pretty low.
ROTFL. That man is such a monumental ass.
I hope W cuts him off at the knees.
Have you heard about the gay midget? He finally came out of the cabinet
Yes, literally. ;)
Men of President Bush's stature are in short supply.
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Nice Pun....opps that was "small minded" of me
I don't mind Chris Rock. I hear he doesn't have any great love for the president but he hasn't lost his sense of humor like the rest of the left.
Well, you know...he was the first "Black" President...geeesh...history, hopefully, is very unkind to that idiot (Bubba Clinton).
Ohhhhh the humanity!!!!
Just a little.
If you cross a midget with a hooker you get a short little f###er.
"I don't mind Chris Rock. "
I will always love him for saying, as host of the MTV awards (or something like that, maybe the grammys, don't remember) after Marilyn Manson played: GO TO CHURCH! EVERYONE LEAVE HERE AND GO DIRECTLY TO CHURCH!
And that was the close of the show.
I like his routine about streets named after MLK.
His stand-up in Washington D.C. was classic. "Vote for crack, not smack!" and "I'd have a drive-by from here to Brooklyn" had most of the audience in stunned disbelief.....
"These people depend on public transportation"
Glad he said this part. It underscores all the unused buses.
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