Kerry Demands Silver Star for Piloting Swift Boat Through New Orleans

chronwatch.com ^ | 9/13/05 | Jeremy Robb

[bitt]

'WASHINGTON, DC --- John Kerry contacted the Pentagon today to request a Silver Star for a recent swift boat mission he ran through the streets of New Orleans. While the Pentagon claims the mission was unauthorized, Kerry claims it was a secret mission approved by the highest levels of the government.

"I clearly remember listening to the radio and hearing President Bush deny that swift boats were in New Orleans," said Kerry. "And there I was on a swift boat in New Orleans. Dodging bullets. Scanning the shore for enemy fire and mortar attack. The band aid on my hand covers a wound I received while moving too quickly on deck for a photo op and scraping against the railing."

Sean Penn tried to join Kerry on his own swift boat, but it sank before leaving dock. Penn forgot to put the plug in the bottom of the boat and refused to stuff his Communist flag in the hole to prevent flooding.'

[pcottraux]

Took no art school myself. Just taught myself over the years. Still need improving, though.

[Waryone]

Thank you so much for the website. The last time I had this much fun laughing was visiting Kommunists for Kerry during the election. I really enjoy this guy's sense of humor.

[Red6]

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[Red6]

:) You're out of control!

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[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

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and the anti war crowd
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while Hanoi Kerry and Hanoi Jane cheered their commie buddies!


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[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

The band aid on my hand covers a wound I received while moving too quickly on deck for a photo op and scraping against the railing."

Loved it!

[LM_Guy]

Here deserves the CMOH !!!!

[Ichneumon]

"The band aid on my hand covers a wound I received while moving too quickly on deck for a photo op and scraping against the railing."

The horror... The horror...

[Smartass]

[BIGLOOK]

He doesn't rate a Silver Star unless he shot a kid in the back who was carrying an empty Super Soaker outside a 7-11.

He qualifies for the Chicken Heart though.

[Cobra64]

Thanks! I went to the jerhad site and book marked it for future use for laughs and to send to my liberal friends.

[Cobra64]

Go to the jerhad website... You'll stay up another half hour or more as I did.

[shibumi]

The thing is, if he DID pilot a Swift Boat through New Orleans, it would probably require more bravery than his "exploits" during the war.

[Cougar66]

Every time I see Kerry I hear the tuba playing from the Munsters theme song.

[moog]

Of course, he's kidding. Sean Penn isn't though. He wants one for rescuing people in spite of going in there with a leaky boat.

[moog]

Too many people take themselves way too seriously on both sides of the spectrum nowadays. It's nice that there are still some around who don't.

[moog]

Every time I see Kerry I hear the tuba playing from the Munsters theme song.

Which character does he remind you of?

[E.G.C.]

BTT!!!!

[King Prout]

a fun bit of creative writing - certainly of better quality than the fiction passed off as news these days.

[skinkinthegrass]

LOL!...precious! :D