I held my breath eleven months to post this rubbish, and all I got was this lousy zot. (Arianna SUV)

David Zero

[doug from upland]

Arianna Huffington is seen waiting for her driver to take her back to the airport. The SUV-hater and creator of the "Detroit Project" had no idea that a FReeper would be there to nail her. She had just delivered a keynote address to the Sierra Club Summit about saving the planet.

[RebelBanker]

[RasterMaster]

I liked this one you posted earlier:

[eyedigress]

From The American Prospect

A few years later, when candidate Al Gore recalled pitching manure during summers on his father's Tennessee farm, the political press hooted as delightedly as if the vice president had claimed as his birthplace a log cabin on K Street.

[Izzy Dunne]

there are legitimate uses for large vehicles. Really there are.
Yeah - Real Viking kitties use them for SQUASHING TROLLS!

[TigersEye]

One of the things I like best thing about my old '59 Apache is, in terms of weight and gas consumption, it's like driving two SUVs at the same time and young liberals point and say "cool truck."

[calex59]

Could you please use spell check or learn how to spell? All trolls seem not to know how to constuct a sentance or how to spell. Are all liberals uneducated?

[DJ MacWoW]

didnt' you know they had lots of farm land on the top level of that Washington Hotel?

Don't forget Gores nanny that was always left in the car when they stopped to eat cause his daddy couldn't be seen at table with one of "those" people. I hear farmers always have nannys.

[sanemom]

LOL, aren't you embarrassed to post this list of rationalizations? There is absolutely no conceivable reason Arianna (I'm going to do everything I can to conserve" Huffington needs to be carted from the airport in a Suburban. Calling a cab would probably be cheaper than the gas used for goodness' sake. As far as handicapped acces, ever hear of a minivan?

If I'm going to be criticized for carting my three kids around the snowy hills of Pittsburgh in the only four wheel drive vehicle large enough to carry us, sorry, Arianna, Al, and the Sierra Club don't get a pass.

[tiredoflaundry]

Aye me hearty the kitties are hunting fer scallywags today! arrrrrrrr

[Disambiguator]

The Sierra Club is an organization that uses large passenger vehicles wisely, it's the nation's number one outdoor activity organization - the Sierra Club. They use their large vehicles to take people hiking, rafting, etc. When they go afield fill the vehicles with people and gear rather efficiently, using much less gas than if they all drove individual vehicles in groups of 2 or 3.

I suppose that this implies that "normal" people who own large SUVs DON'T use them wisely? That they're all driving around alone with their cell phones in hand? I guess all those large families who like to camp and boat don't count since they aren't Sierra Club members.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Damn Doug, you really know how to piss 'em off. Keep up the good work.

[doug from upland]

MICHELLE MALKIN SETS THE BLOGS ON FIRE!

[TET1968]

Larry, The complaints are about the hypocrisy of certain well known Tree Huggers.

[babyface00]

And isn’t Gore from an Agricultural state

Tennessee is as much of an "agricultural state" as New York - maybe less so.

Using your logic to justify the Goron, everyone in NYC should be able to drive a SUV which luckily, despite the attempts of the elitists on the left, they still are, if they choose to.

Funny how libs are only pro-choice when it involves abortion.

[Calpernia]

>>>>So, in other words, you environmental elitists can fly 707s around for fun (Travolta) or take a Suburban to a Sierra Club meeting (Arianna), but us little people need to conserve energy so there is enough for you to have your fun.

The theory behind the common people's car.

[manwiththehands]

... with features for handicapped (something the Sierra Club is known for) ...

To take the handicapped on 10-mile wilderness hikes, right? I suppose the Sierra Club has gas-guzzling wheel chairs, too, right? Sorry ... ain't buyin' it ... a minivan will do all of these things and get better mileage. Face it: Sierra Club and their left-wing Gore/Huffington wackos are hypocrites.

[Volunteer]

"And isn’t Gore from an Agricultural state. In fact, if I recall he’s a farm boy; probably lives on a working farm.

No, Al Gore was born in DC. He grew up in DC. He pretended to be from my home State of TN when he got himself into the family business - ripping off the voters of Tennessee - and then again when he was the Vice President to Bill "stains" Clinton.

[Liberty Valance]

The Bravo Sierra elitists club IS the definition of hypocrit. For me but not for thee.
ZOT yourself private pyle.

[Bar-Face]

" And isn’t Gore from an Agricultural state. In fact, if I recall he’s a farm boy; probably lives on a working farm"

Al Gore? The former Senator and Vice President? Son of Albert Gore Sr? On a working farm? In Washington D of C?
Larry me lad, you owe me a Keyboard. I spewed coffee all over this one.

[doug from upland]

[Tijeras_Slim]

phony freakin neocon gihadist

Anyone with that on their resume needs some fanatical henchmen. Where do I apply?

[curlewbird]

Farmers have billies too..... and ewes and rams, and bulls...... ohhhhhhhh! You meant a human nanny.....not a goat..... oh well, in his world is there a difference??

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hey Doug, the SUV, like the private jets, were going there anyway, Right?

[Publius6961]

Is this some kind of a joke?

Nope. Just a bad example of bad spelling, bad grammar and imitation thought.

[sully777]

Rotflmao-Damn I hope they have that cat declawed and detoothed because he/she is about to put some hurt on those hands and arms.

[Deetes]

U REELLY Smart !! ZOT !!!!!

[1Old Pro]

he’s (algor) a farm boy; probably lives on a working farm.

Yea, I'll bet algor uses a Cadillac Escalade to take the slop to the pigs.

[Ladysmith]

Is that a trick question? The Left are all a joke.

[sanemom]

Yep, raised at St. Albans, an ultra exclusive boy's boarding school in DC. But I'm sure there must have been a hoedown or two.

[doug from upland]

MIDI - Y M C A

Liberals, you're so easy to mock
I say, liberals, what you say is a crock
Limo liberals, in your mouth stuff a sock
Because we don't want to hear it

Liberals, we have our eyes on you
I say, liberals, we have watched what you do
Phony liberals, all your hubris shines through
From you we don't want to hear it

Hey, Arianna, just S T F U
It is about time you S T F U
You have your stained blue dress, it's a big SUV
Can you say it? HYPOCRISY!

Yes, Arianna, just S T F U
It is about time you S T F U
No more lectures, please dear, credibility's shot
A bad hair day for you, you're caught

Liberals, the new media rules
I say, liberals, you have been shown as fools
Limo liberals, you come unarmed to duels
And no longer will we hear it

Liberals, the mainstream can't protect
I say, liberals, what you say we reject
Phony liberals, you have lost all respect
Because people will not hear it

Hey, Arianna, just S T F U
It is about time you S T F U
You have your stained blue dress, it's a big SUV
Can you say it? HYPOCRISY!

Yes, Arianna, will you S T F U
It is about time you S T F U
No more lectures, please dear, credibility's shot
What a bad hair day, you're caught

S T F U...yes, Arianna, just S T F U
Your blue stained dress is a big SUV
And we mock you for your HYPOCRISY

[sully777]

You owe me--coffee doesn't taste the same the second time.

[mhking]

Not too creative, are you?

[sanemom]

Yep, Escalades are right up there with John Deere in some parts.

[stylin19a]

so, it's not the SUV themselves, but how you use it ? or intend to use it ? provided you use it for something other than you disagree with ?

Got it...

[sarasota]

Post #38 reminds me of something I heard on my way to work: today is talk like a pirate day.

[Petronski]

It's ALWAYS the spelling.

[siunevada]

When the doctor says take your medication every day, he's not kidding around.

[doug from upland]

Two other things, genius.

1. Among the thousands of people, I saw only a handful of black people there. Gee, don't you libs allow them to go on hikes with you?

2. I spent three days walking up and down 57 stairs. I counted a handful ever walking up the stairs and no more than about 5% walking down. Gee, this "gihadist neocon" was acually trying to save the planet while the fat *sses in the Sierra Club preach about it and use the escalators.

[teenyelliott]

Why? Why can't they ever spell? It's weird.

[Doohickey]

I grew up on a farm too. No F-150's or 1500's or RAMs on our farm. No sir! Can't score style points with the other famers without a Caddy! < /sarcasm>

[MJY1288]

"constuct" ??? :-)

[manic4organic]

I am soooo sorry I stopped to look at that guy dancing. Hurl!

[reagan_fanatic]

[siunevada]

Yep, Escalades are right up there with John Deere in some parts.

Larry seems to think the farmers haul manure in their Cadillac all week and then put up the seats and take the family to church on Sunday. Yah. You betcha.

[PaulaB]

ROFL after that photo!!!!!

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the heads up.

MIDI - LAST KISS (oh where oh where can my baby be....remember?)

On her way to the Sierra Club...it will turn into quite a flub
Miss Arianna really hates SUVs
She talks the talk but will she also walk it...I guess we'll see

There's her plane touching down, it's at SFO
The keynote speaker's set to go
They get her bags, where's her ride
And on which limo did they decide
There at the curb is a big black machine
She knows it is not very green
But she gets in the SUV
Can we all say, HYPOCRISY?

Oh where oh where can my Prius be
They sent for me this SUV
There's no stretch limos so I guess I am struck
At least there's lots of leg room in this big old polluting truck

She knows very well it gets 10mpg
But she thinks there's no one there to see
These big rigs have helped Osama out
"Detroit Project," that's what it was about
But things go bad in just a little while
Arianna, will you turn and smile!
The camera's seen, it is too late to hide
Now how to spin this her pals must decide
Just like Feinstein, if she only had a gun
She hates the FReepers, every one

Oh where oh where can my Prius be
They sent for me this SUV
There's no stretch limos so I guess I am struck
At least there's lots of leg room in this big old polluting truck

Where oh where oh where...can my Prius be
Although I have been caught...pretend you don't see
Oh where oh where oh where...can my Prius be
Although I have been caught...pretend you don't see

[Tijeras_Slim]

Who says all the good one's are taken? :)

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Yep, everyone knows that Gore learned to pitch manure in Washington DC...where it's been raised to a new art form.

[American Quilter]

Admin Moderator, please allow this to remain.

I was wondering why this hadn't been zotted!