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China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
newsmax.com ^ | esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT

Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; legacy; lewinsky; monica; thebentone; wjc
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1 posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:41 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch

*snicker*


2 posted on 09/20/2005 8:54:34 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: InvisibleChurch
Clinton's Legacy!
3 posted on 09/20/2005 8:55:01 AM PDT by CedarDave (MLKing: "I have a dream"; Howard Dean: "I have a scream"; Jesse Jackson: "I have a scheme")
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To: InvisibleChurch

Careful folks, if their as lousy as their namesake, they're bound to be poked full of holes.


4 posted on 09/20/2005 8:56:00 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Posted earlier -- but it is still funny -- I used up all my one-liners on this one.


5 posted on 09/20/2005 8:56:11 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: InvisibleChurch
What was he looking for his legacy? Do you you think it will be mentioned on Britt Hume this evening?
6 posted on 09/20/2005 8:56:41 AM PDT by dts32041 ( Robin Hood, stealing from the government and giving back to tax payer. Where is he today?)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Don't I remember a story about China naming a clothing line after Clinton too?


7 posted on 09/20/2005 8:56:58 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Kelitun's has a cigar printed on it, and Laiwensiji has a lipstick imprint.


8 posted on 09/20/2005 8:57:42 AM PDT by peacebaby (Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Buy a Clinton. When you unwrap it, it will tell you how important it is.


9 posted on 09/20/2005 8:58:25 AM PDT by Tall_Texan (RIP New Orleans 1718-2005)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Even after he's gone, his legacy keeps screwing people.


10 posted on 09/20/2005 8:58:35 AM PDT by skikvt
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To: InvisibleChurch

Clinton's a dickhead? Who'd a thunk it?


11 posted on 09/20/2005 8:59:27 AM PDT by NRA1995 (When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Hillary DOES NOT want a condom named after her.


She wants something more appropriate. Something she is more comfortable with.





Like a dildo.


12 posted on 09/20/2005 8:59:30 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (Bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
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To: InvisibleChurch

There is a bar in Pattya Beach called Lewinsky's and it has the BBW's pic and Bubba's on the windows!

Nice legacy.


13 posted on 09/20/2005 8:59:38 AM PDT by highlymotivated (If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
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To: CedarDave

The Clinton "condominium"..


14 posted on 09/20/2005 8:59:40 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: InvisibleChurch
I can see the advertising slogan now:

"The Clinton Condom - for when you absolutely, positively don't want to leave DNA evidence behind!"

15 posted on 09/20/2005 8:59:51 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drool overflowed my buffer...)
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To: Tall_Texan

"It will make you feel bigger than you really are".


16 posted on 09/20/2005 9:00:05 AM PDT by Tall_Texan (RIP New Orleans 1718-2005)
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To: InvisibleChurch

The Slick Willy!


17 posted on 09/20/2005 9:00:43 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: InvisibleChurch

Too bad his Daddy, whoever he was, DID NOT use a condom and save us the agony of the trailer trash from Arkansas.

The Klintoons are like a bad case of the clap...you can't get rid of it!


18 posted on 09/20/2005 9:00:48 AM PDT by highlymotivated (If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
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To: Mr. Jazzy

pink rabbit or steel stud?


19 posted on 09/20/2005 9:01:07 AM PDT by peacebaby (Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Why? It's not like he used 'em.


20 posted on 09/20/2005 9:01:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Bet these condoms would fit on a Ken doll...

LQ


21 posted on 09/20/2005 9:01:11 AM PDT by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

They should name his The Scumbag.


22 posted on 09/20/2005 9:01:17 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: Tall_Texan

Product photo, please !


23 posted on 09/20/2005 9:01:19 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: 6SJ7

That's the new line of lube coming out designed with those condoms in mind.


24 posted on 09/20/2005 9:01:29 AM PDT by highlymotivated (If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
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To: highlymotivated
The Klintoons are like a bad case of the clap

"The Herpes President."

25 posted on 09/20/2005 9:02:49 AM PDT by Tall_Texan (RIP New Orleans 1718-2005)
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To: skikvt

Even after he's gone, his legacy keeps screwing people.

Now that's funny, and oh so true!


26 posted on 09/20/2005 9:05:14 AM PDT by raisincane (Dims think we're all oblivious to the obvious)
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To: InvisibleChurch

They will be displayed right next to the rack of designer Sandy Berger trousers. Buy the trousers and you can sneak the condoms out of the store in your pants.

You can't make this stuff up....really *8^)


27 posted on 09/20/2005 9:05:18 AM PDT by conservativeammom (Granny to Benjamin.....Born 4-21-05)
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To: 6SJ7

> The Slick Willy!

Oh, they're lubricated?


28 posted on 09/20/2005 9:08:10 AM PDT by cloud8
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To: InvisibleChurch

LOL!
(I'm waiting for a hurricane to be named Monica...


29 posted on 09/20/2005 9:09:38 AM PDT by talleyman (Moose lips sink ships.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

If this is going to be marketing this properly it should be sold with an optional icepack.


30 posted on 09/20/2005 9:10:16 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe I did?))
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To: InvisibleChurch

They're named after Clinton, but all labled 'small'.


31 posted on 09/20/2005 9:10:44 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

You'll still catch an STD, but the condom will feel your burning pain.


32 posted on 09/20/2005 9:11:30 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Has anyone asked if they are little bitty tiny condoms?


33 posted on 09/20/2005 9:13:20 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: talleyman

That hurricane will really blow.


34 posted on 09/20/2005 9:13:28 AM PDT by stbdside
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To: stbdside

bttt


35 posted on 09/20/2005 9:13:49 AM PDT by Chicos_Bail_Bonds
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To: InvisibleChurch
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him

Finally, someone fills the demand for pre-bent condoms.

36 posted on 09/20/2005 9:14:12 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: Ditter
with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

Some jokes just write themselves...

...with Monica providing the Hoover, no wonder all Hillary has is a broom ;-)

37 posted on 09/20/2005 9:14:20 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

clinton's legacy is finally defined: "Get Screwed."
He's such a chump!


38 posted on 09/20/2005 9:14:36 AM PDT by Lucky2 (Just imagine if Algore or J F'n was President...thank God for our President Bush.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Only available in extra small.


39 posted on 09/20/2005 9:17:43 AM PDT by BadAndy (Yes liberals, I DO question your patriotism.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I keep looking for the Scrappleface attribution...this can't be real, can it?


40 posted on 09/20/2005 9:18:05 AM PDT by not_apathetic_anymore
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To: InvisibleChurch

"A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00"

ROFL!


41 posted on 09/20/2005 9:18:42 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: #1CTYankee

"You better put some ice on that!"


42 posted on 09/20/2005 9:20:03 AM PDT by i_dont_chat (Our President's intervention saved lives.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Figures the Monica condoms would be cheap.


43 posted on 09/20/2005 9:20:22 AM PDT by T Minus Four (Some assembly required.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Man, I just can't stay angry with the Chinese.


44 posted on 09/20/2005 9:21:11 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: InvisibleChurch

We don't make things up here. We don't have to. LOL (snort) LOL (snort) LOL


45 posted on 09/20/2005 9:21:49 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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To: Tall_Texan

Then you can learn the true meaning of "IS" Amen.


46 posted on 09/20/2005 9:23:06 AM PDT by gakrak ("A wise man's heart is his right hand, But a fool's heart is at his left" Eccl 10:2)
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To: InvisibleChurch

50% of sales profits will be donated to the DNC.


47 posted on 09/20/2005 9:23:08 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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To: InvisibleChurch

They have a very high failure rate!


48 posted on 09/20/2005 9:23:55 AM PDT by Ron in Acreage (It's the borders stupid! "ALLEN IN 08")
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To: #1CTYankee
"If this is going to be marketing this properly it should be sold with an optional icepack."

Or a Cuban cigar soaked in Cod oil.

49 posted on 09/20/2005 9:26:28 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe I did?))
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To: InvisibleChurch

They probably burst under pressure.


50 posted on 09/20/2005 9:28:02 AM PDT by Humvee (Beliefs are more powerful than facts - Paulus Atreides)
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