Skip to comments.China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
Bet these condoms would fit on a Ken doll...
They should name his The Scumbag.
Product photo, please !
That's the new line of lube coming out designed with those condoms in mind.
"The Herpes President."
Even after he's gone, his legacy keeps screwing people.
Now that's funny, and oh so true!
They will be displayed right next to the rack of designer Sandy Berger trousers. Buy the trousers and you can sneak the condoms out of the store in your pants.
You can't make this stuff up....really *8^)
> The Slick Willy!
Oh, they're lubricated?
(I'm waiting for a hurricane to be named Monica...
If this is going to be marketing this properly it should be sold with an optional icepack.
They're named after Clinton, but all labled 'small'.
You'll still catch an STD, but the condom will feel your burning pain.
Has anyone asked if they are little bitty tiny condoms?
That hurricane will really blow.
Finally, someone fills the demand for pre-bent condoms.
Some jokes just write themselves...
...with Monica providing the Hoover, no wonder all Hillary has is a broom ;-)
clinton's legacy is finally defined: "Get Screwed."
He's such a chump!
Only available in extra small.
I keep looking for the Scrappleface attribution...this can't be real, can it?
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