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China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
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| esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT
Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; legacy; lewinsky; monica; thebentone; wjc
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To: InvisibleChurch
Bet these condoms would fit on a Ken doll...
LQ
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:01:11 AM PDT
by
LizardQueen
(The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
To: InvisibleChurch
They should name his The Scumbag.
To: Tall_Texan
To: 6SJ7
That's the new line of lube coming out designed with those condoms in mind.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:01:29 AM PDT
by
highlymotivated
(If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
To: highlymotivated
The Klintoons are like a bad case of the clap "The Herpes President."
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:02:49 AM PDT
by
Tall_Texan
(RIP New Orleans 1718-2005)
To: skikvt
Even after he's gone, his legacy keeps screwing people.
Now that's funny, and oh so true!
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:05:14 AM PDT
by
raisincane
(Dims think we're all oblivious to the obvious)
To: InvisibleChurch
They will be displayed right next to the rack of designer Sandy Berger trousers. Buy the trousers and you can sneak the condoms out of the store in your pants.
You can't make this stuff up....really *8^)
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:05:18 AM PDT
by
conservativeammom
(Granny to Benjamin.....Born 4-21-05)
To: 6SJ7
> The Slick Willy!
Oh, they're lubricated?
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:08:10 AM PDT
by
cloud8
To: InvisibleChurch
LOL!
(I'm waiting for a hurricane to be named Monica...
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:09:38 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(Moose lips sink ships.)
To: InvisibleChurch
If this is going to be marketing this properly it should be sold with an optional icepack.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:10:16 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe I did?))
To: InvisibleChurch
They're named after Clinton, but all labled 'small'.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:10:44 AM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: InvisibleChurch
You'll still catch an STD, but the condom will feel your burning pain.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:11:30 AM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: InvisibleChurch
Has anyone asked if they are little bitty tiny condoms?
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:13:20 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: talleyman
That hurricane will really blow.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:13:28 AM PDT
by
stbdside
To: stbdside
To: InvisibleChurch
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him Finally, someone fills the demand for pre-bent condoms.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:14:12 AM PDT
by
steve-b
(A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
To: Ditter
with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00. Some jokes just write themselves...
...with Monica providing the Hoover, no wonder all Hillary has is a broom ;-)
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:14:20 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: InvisibleChurch
clinton's legacy is finally defined: "Get Screwed."
He's such a chump!
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:14:36 AM PDT
by
Lucky2
(Just imagine if Algore or J F'n was President...thank God for our President Bush.)
To: InvisibleChurch
Only available in extra small.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:17:43 AM PDT
by
BadAndy
(Yes liberals, I DO question your patriotism.)
To: InvisibleChurch
I keep looking for the Scrappleface attribution...this can't be real, can it?
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