China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

newsmax.com ^ | esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT

[InvisibleChurch]

esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.

[InvisibleChurch]

ugh

[Dallas59]

*snicker*

[CedarDave]

Clinton's Legacy!

[DoughtyOne]

Careful folks, if their as lousy as their namesake, they're bound to be poked full of holes.

[EagleUSA]

Posted earlier -- but it is still funny -- I used up all my one-liners on this one.

[dts32041]

What was he looking for his legacy? Do you you think it will be mentioned on Britt Hume this evening?

[Calpernia]

Don't I remember a story about China naming a clothing line after Clinton too?

[peacebaby]

Kelitun's has a cigar printed on it, and Laiwensiji has a lipstick imprint.

[Tall_Texan]

Buy a Clinton. When you unwrap it, it will tell you how important it is.

[skikvt]

Even after he's gone, his legacy keeps screwing people.

[NRA1995]

Clinton's a dickhead? Who'd a thunk it?

[Mr. Jazzy]

Hillary DOES NOT want a condom named after her.


She wants something more appropriate. Something she is more comfortable with.





Like a dildo.

[highlymotivated]

There is a bar in Pattya Beach called Lewinsky's and it has the BBW's pic and Bubba's on the windows!

Nice legacy.

[sheik yerbouty]

The Clinton "condominium"..

[dirtboy]

I can see the advertising slogan now:

"The Clinton Condom - for when you absolutely, positively don't want to leave DNA evidence behind!"

[Tall_Texan]

"It will make you feel bigger than you really are".

[6SJ7]

The Slick Willy!

[highlymotivated]

Too bad his Daddy, whoever he was, DID NOT use a condom and save us the agony of the trailer trash from Arkansas.

The Klintoons are like a bad case of the clap...you can't get rid of it!

[peacebaby]

pink rabbit or steel stud?

[Lazamataz]

Why? It's not like he used 'em.

[LizardQueen]

Bet these condoms would fit on a Ken doll...

LQ

[Gay State Conservative]

They should name his The Scumbag.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Product photo, please !

[highlymotivated]

That's the new line of lube coming out designed with those condoms in mind.

[Tall_Texan]

The Klintoons are like a bad case of the clap

"The Herpes President."

[raisincane]

Even after he's gone, his legacy keeps screwing people.

Now that's funny, and oh so true!

[conservativeammom]

They will be displayed right next to the rack of designer Sandy Berger trousers. Buy the trousers and you can sneak the condoms out of the store in your pants.

You can't make this stuff up....really *8^)

[cloud8]

> The Slick Willy!

Oh, they're lubricated?

[talleyman]

LOL!
(I'm waiting for a hurricane to be named Monica...

[#1CTYankee]

If this is going to be marketing this properly it should be sold with an optional icepack.

[TC Rider]

They're named after Clinton, but all labled 'small'.

[TC Rider]

You'll still catch an STD, but the condom will feel your burning pain.

[Ditter]

Has anyone asked if they are little bitty tiny condoms?

[stbdside]

That hurricane will really blow.

[Chicos_Bail_Bonds]

bttt

[steve-b]

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him

Finally, someone fills the demand for pre-bent condoms.

[grey_whiskers]

with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

Some jokes just write themselves...

...with Monica providing the Hoover, no wonder all Hillary has is a broom ;-)

[Lucky2]

clinton's legacy is finally defined: "Get Screwed."
He's such a chump!

[BadAndy]

Only available in extra small.

[not_apathetic_anymore]

I keep looking for the Scrappleface attribution...this can't be real, can it?

[popdonnelly]

"A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00"

ROFL!

[i_dont_chat]

"You better put some ice on that!"

[T Minus Four]

Figures the Monica condoms would be cheap.

[agere_contra]

Man, I just can't stay angry with the Chinese.

[manwiththehands]

We don't make things up here. We don't have to. LOL (snort) LOL (snort) LOL

[gakrak]

Then you can learn the true meaning of "IS" Amen.

[manwiththehands]

50% of sales profits will be donated to the DNC.

[Ron in Acreage]

They have a very high failure rate!

[#1CTYankee]

"If this is going to be marketing this properly it should be sold with an optional icepack."

Or a Cuban cigar soaked in Cod oil.

[Humvee]

They probably burst under pressure.