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China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
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| esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT
Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; legacy; lewinsky; monica; thebentone; wjc
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ugh
To: InvisibleChurch
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:54:34 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
To: InvisibleChurch
Clinton's Legacy!
3
posted on
09/20/2005 8:55:01 AM PDT
by
CedarDave
(MLKing: "I have a dream"; Howard Dean: "I have a scream"; Jesse Jackson: "I have a scheme")
To: InvisibleChurch
Careful folks, if their as lousy as their namesake, they're bound to be poked full of holes.
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:56:00 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
To: InvisibleChurch
Posted earlier -- but it is still funny -- I used up all my one-liners on this one.
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:56:11 AM PDT
by
EagleUSA
To: InvisibleChurch
What was he looking for his legacy? Do you you think it will be mentioned on Britt Hume this evening?
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:56:41 AM PDT
by
dts32041
( Robin Hood, stealing from the government and giving back to tax payer. Where is he today?)
To: InvisibleChurch
Don't I remember a story about China naming a clothing line after Clinton too?
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:56:58 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: InvisibleChurch
Kelitun's has a cigar printed on it, and Laiwensiji has a lipstick imprint.
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:57:42 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: InvisibleChurch
Buy a Clinton. When you unwrap it, it will tell you how important it is.
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:58:25 AM PDT
by
Tall_Texan
(RIP New Orleans 1718-2005)
To: InvisibleChurch
Even after he's gone, his legacy keeps screwing people.
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:58:35 AM PDT
by
skikvt
To: InvisibleChurch
Clinton's a dickhead? Who'd a thunk it?
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:59:27 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: InvisibleChurch
Hillary DOES NOT want a condom named after her.
She wants something more appropriate. Something she is more comfortable with.
Like a dildo.
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:59:30 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(Bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
To: InvisibleChurch
There is a bar in Pattya Beach called Lewinsky's and it has the BBW's pic and Bubba's on the windows!
Nice legacy.
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:59:38 AM PDT
by
highlymotivated
(If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
To: CedarDave
The Clinton "condominium"..
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:59:40 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: InvisibleChurch
I can see the advertising slogan now:
"The Clinton Condom - for when you absolutely, positively don't want to leave DNA evidence behind!"
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:59:51 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Drool overflowed my buffer...)
To: Tall_Texan
"It will make you feel bigger than you really are".
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:00:05 AM PDT
by
Tall_Texan
(RIP New Orleans 1718-2005)
To: InvisibleChurch
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:00:43 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: InvisibleChurch
Too bad his Daddy, whoever he was, DID NOT use a condom and save us the agony of the trailer trash from Arkansas.
The Klintoons are like a bad case of the clap...you can't get rid of it!
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:00:48 AM PDT
by
highlymotivated
(If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
To: Mr. Jazzy
pink rabbit or steel stud?
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:01:07 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: InvisibleChurch
Why? It's not like he used 'em.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:01:07 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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