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Bill Clinton charms Indian actress
Scotsman ^ | 9/20/05

Posted on 09/20/2005 10:33:48 AM PDT by Uncle Joe Cannon

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To: Uncle Joe Cannon

Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary's hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first couple's tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger window. "Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember me?" he asks. They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the first couple leaves. As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary.

"You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if you had married him," he says smugly. Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. The she replies, "Well I guess you'd be pumping gas and he would be the President."


61 posted on 09/20/2005 11:08:41 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Vaquero
".....Love is never having to stain your Sari"

LMAO&CBC (choking back coffee)

62 posted on 09/20/2005 11:09:26 AM PDT by skeptoid (EDST)
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To: Vaquero
Only the Yoni

You dog you - you know what you're saying?

63 posted on 09/20/2005 11:18:45 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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To: fortunecookie

If you read between the lines, it sounds like she said: "Mr. Clinton, do you remember me? We met blah, blah, blah". And THEN he said his line.


64 posted on 09/20/2005 11:19:42 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: Uncle Joe Cannon
Hayden reportedly said she wouldn't have been as flattered if someone else made the comments. But it's different with Clinton, because she has always found him charming, she reportedly said.

Stupid, flexible, baseless morality. If you would feel unflattered by the comment, then it doesn't matter WHO said it.

65 posted on 09/20/2005 11:21:42 AM PDT by Clock King ("How will it end?" - Emperor; "In Fire." - Kosh)
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To: Uncle Joe Cannon

One of these days, Sir Bubba of the Bimbos is going to meet his maker between the sheets with one of these women. Be interesting to see the tap dance the Secret Service will have to do to cover it up.


66 posted on 09/20/2005 11:22:49 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Indeed I did . . .
and your tax dollar payed for it.

67 posted on 09/20/2005 11:24:48 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans.)
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To: Uncle Joe Cannon

I hope her freezer is full of ice. She's going to need it!


68 posted on 09/20/2005 11:40:25 AM PDT by Lucky2 (Just imagine if Algore or J F'n was President...thank God for our President Bush.)
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To: Sacajaweau

Yes, oh just hoping, 'will the dreamy Bill remember me?', batting eyelashes. Ugh, he was too willing to oblige. Does he ever fail to remember a pretty young thing's name or face? LOL, if he does forget, he just pretends to remember.


69 posted on 09/20/2005 11:40:56 AM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: benjaminjjones

Nope. Smaller.


70 posted on 09/20/2005 11:42:25 AM PDT by krunkygirl
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To: Uncle Joe Cannon

Power corrupts and power can bing you just anything anc everything you could want.

Bill Clinton used his power to get just about any woman he wanted.

That is why Hillary wants the same power.


71 posted on 09/20/2005 12:05:32 PM PDT by adorno
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To: Vaquero

"......Love is never having to stain your Sari"
You are TOO funny! After seeing this hot Tandori's photo I have a craving for curry.


72 posted on 09/20/2005 12:21:04 PM PDT by DogBarkTree
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To: Uncle Joe Cannon

Think she's done much "acting" on her knees? Probably very skilled with using props, like cigars??


73 posted on 09/20/2005 12:22:54 PM PDT by Vasilli22
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To: varyouga
DIRT-X-POTUS42: "How could I forget? You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across!"
74 posted on 09/20/2005 12:39:15 PM PDT by quark
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To: GraniteStateConservative
He had success with women long before he was President.

I'm not so sure about that. Any man who has to rely on the state police to drag women into his office can't be all that smooth with women. I also find it hard to believe that any man who was successful with women would settle for a dog like Hillary (and there's no way in HELL you can say it was her personality).
75 posted on 09/20/2005 1:28:03 PM PDT by fr_freak
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To: Rebelbase
Clinton's legacy is he never forgot a piece of ass.

If Osama was a piece of ass Clinton would have nailed him.

76 posted on 09/20/2005 1:32:01 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("Government is not the solution, it is the problem" - Ronald Reagan)
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To: Owl_Eagle
She doesn't look particularly Indian though, does she?

She looks particularly freakin HOT though, damn.

77 posted on 09/20/2005 1:32:50 PM PDT by rattrap
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To: Uncle Joe Cannon
I was just thinking of having a A.Fuente-Gran Reserve-Hemmingway. I bet she could enhance me and bubba's pleasure immensely.
78 posted on 09/20/2005 1:35:55 PM PDT by devane617
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To: fr_freak
I also find it hard to believe that any man who was successful with women would settle for a dog like Hillary (and there's no way in HELL you can say it was her personality).

He chose her for her brain-- for his political future. He got his booty on the side.

79 posted on 09/20/2005 1:37:52 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: fr_freak
"...Any man who has to rely on the state police to drag women into his office can't be all that smooth with women...

It ain't about wooing and loving, rather screwing and leaving.

80 posted on 09/20/2005 1:38:22 PM PDT by devane617
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