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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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I came here from DU, they call me the creeper. Gonna start something, with a well known freeper. I'll be back at 7 oclock, wait until then, to give me the ZOT!!

Mr. Creeper

1 posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
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To: creeperdavis

2 posted on 09/24/2005 11:27:13 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: creeperdavis

Dammit! I was hoping for IBZT!


3 posted on 09/24/2005 11:28:41 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hey, Cindy Sheehan, grow up!)
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To: creeperdavis
Gee, I thought a poem usually has more than two words.

On a side note, Arianna is being mocked on eBay -- COME AND ASK SELLER A QUESTION SO HE CAN MOCK HER SOME MORE

4 posted on 09/24/2005 11:28:43 AM PDT by doug from upland (Doug from Upland - FR troublemaker since 5/97)
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To: creeperdavis

What an idiot! Get a life!


5 posted on 09/24/2005 11:28:51 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Mods grabbed this one in a hurry.


6 posted on 09/24/2005 11:29:17 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: creeperdavis

7 posted on 09/24/2005 11:30:02 AM PDT by Semi Civil Servant
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To: creeperdavis; Admin Moderator
Mods are too fast. I no longer care about politics, rather I live to be in before the zot. I'm going to start doing Ib4tZ warmups every day before logging on.


8 posted on 09/24/2005 11:32:45 AM PDT by RetroSexual
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To: creeperdavis

Whats the point of posting now? Why didnt you just wait till 7:00? Will it be more interesting than this?


9 posted on 09/24/2005 11:34:04 AM PDT by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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To: andyandval
It was probly "boss hogg" back to waste netspace.
10 posted on 09/24/2005 11:36:10 AM PDT by ChefKeith ( If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking...)
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To: creeperdavis; Admin Moderator
IBTZ?



,br>
Your to ofast!
11 posted on 09/24/2005 11:37:31 AM PDT by Issaquahking (Islam is a religion of peace...POS! The muslim community refuses to stop its radicals !.)
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To: creeperdavis
I talked to Cindy. She's still just not that into you....
12 posted on 09/24/2005 11:37:56 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Living well is the best revenge)
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To: creeperdavis

I have a poem; jeepers creepers, a creeper admist the FReepers.


13 posted on 09/24/2005 11:40:46 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: creeperdavis

Would that be 7 AM or PM, and which time zone? You lefties aren't too good with details are you?


14 posted on 09/24/2005 11:41:23 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Living well is the best revenge)
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damn I missed another one!
15 posted on 09/24/2005 11:42:23 AM PDT by Cougar66 (Will Rogers never met today's liberals)
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To: clintonh8r
You lefties aren't too good with details are you?

Things like FACTS!

16 posted on 09/24/2005 11:44:34 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Admin Moderator
I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot

Thanks for the laugh...

17 posted on 09/24/2005 11:45:10 AM PDT by sourcery (Givernment: The way the average voter spells "government.")
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To: creeperdavis
Jeepers Creeper, Do you have a Beeber?

We can stune it or we can moon it.

Did a moose bite your sister? Are you a limp wrist Mister?

Jeepers Creeper, do you know what you got?

A real live FReeping Viking Kitties ZOT!

18 posted on 09/24/2005 11:51:05 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: clintonh8r
Would that be 7 AM or PM, and which time zone?

Very good question:

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 07:00:00 +1200 (NZST: Pacific/Auckland)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 05:00:00 +1000 (EST: Australia/Sydney)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:00:00 +0900 (JST: Asia/Tokyo)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:00:00 +0800 (WST: Australia/Perth)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:00:00 +0800 (HKT: Asia/Hong_Kong)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 00:30:00 +0530 (IST: Asia/Calcutta)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 23:00:00 +0400 (MSD: Europe/Moscow)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 22:00:00 +0300 (IDT: Asia/Jerusalem)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:00:00 +0200 (CEST: Europe/Amsterdam)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 20:00:00 +0100 (BST: Europe/London)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 19:00:00 +0000 (UT: Universal Time)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 16:00:00 -0300 (BRT: America/Sao_Paulo)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 16:00:00 -0300 (ART: America/Argentina/Buenos_Aires)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 15:00:00 -0400 (EDT: America/New_York)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 14:00:00 -0500 (CDT: America/Chicago)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 13:00:00 -0600 (MDT: America/Denver)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 12:00:00 -0700 (PDT: America/Los_Angeles)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:00:00 -1000 (HST: Pacific/Honolulu)

19 posted on 09/24/2005 11:52:20 AM PDT by sourcery (Givernment: The way the average voter spells "government.")
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To: creeperdavis; cartman90210
Werr Kim arriz been uh ruva uh poetly! Heeyuh go, Meesa Trorr.



Deh once was trorr flum DU,
But fleepa dey say P.U.,
So trorr say "be back rater,"
Trorr juss a praya hayta,

When trorr come back tonight,
Deh gon be beeg fight,
In end Kim hab deh radies,
Wire deh trorr steer rocked in Hades.
20 posted on 09/24/2005 11:55:42 AM PDT by Das Outsider (Cipherin' ain't my specialty.)
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To: sourcery; Felicity Fahrquar
HEY!

What about MY timezone???

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:00:00 -1000 (HST: Pacific/Honolulu)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:00:00 -1100 (Midway/American Samoa)

21 posted on 09/24/2005 12:05:08 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Looking out my window, I see the surf is up. Hmm. Free Republic vs. Tasty Surf.. Tough decision..)
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To: Experiment 6-2-6
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:00:00 -1100 (Midway/American Samoa)

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:00:00 -1100 (SST: Pacific/Midway)

According to the Olson Time Zone Database, your time zone adopted "standard time" in 1901 with an offset from Universal Time of -11 hours, and has never observed DST.

22 posted on 09/24/2005 12:19:33 PM PDT by sourcery (Givernment: The way the average voter spells "government.")
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To: creeperdavis

23 posted on 09/24/2005 12:37:59 PM PDT by redhead (I didn't come from any monkey, and the earth is NOT my MOTHER!)
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To: creeperdavis

No No Bad Dog!


24 posted on 09/24/2005 12:45:19 PM PDT by Syntyr (From West Houston Galleria/Memorial area! Locked and Loaded)
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To: sourcery; Experiment 6-2-6
Got a point there - no need to change the clocks twice a year on the rock...

Always thought DST was rather silly, myself.

25 posted on 09/24/2005 12:54:48 PM PDT by Felicity Fahrquar (counting down to becoming an official cranky old broad)
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To: creeperdavis
There once was a creeper from DU
Who made all the FReepers say, "Pee-yew!"
We played with the troll
Till the bell came to toll
That it's time to say, "Adios! See you!"
26 posted on 09/24/2005 1:29:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ask not for whom the bell tolls. . . .)
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To: creeperdavis
Early to post
And early to zot
Makes a troll
Posted, toasted, and hot.


27 posted on 09/24/2005 1:40:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Friend, this is why you need my new Zotning Rod!")
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To: creeperdavis
...as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolls

LMAO!! Good job, Joyce!

28 posted on 09/24/2005 1:43:59 PM PDT by T Minus Four (Some assembly required.)
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To: creeperdavis

One, two, Kitties are coming for you,
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, gonna see some pics
Seven, eight, gonna seal your fate
Nine, ten, never Troll again!



Davis, its Michael on the computer in the secret room, I want you to stop playing on Free Republic now. Come back and finish your Jesus juice.

And last, a FReeper song to the tune of American Bandstand just for you!

We're goin' FReepin',
We're goin' FReepin' today,
Where things are poppin',
The American way,
We're gonna drop in,
On all the topics today,
And make a stand (Make a stand!)

We're goin' trollin',
We're gonna sniff out the crowd,
And they'll be prayin',
There's no ZOT! in the clouds,
And their heads will be ringin',
And they wont be feeling to proud,
When we ZOT'em,
Right out of the crowd,
Back to DU-land (DU-land!)
29 posted on 09/24/2005 1:49:18 PM PDT by TheForceOfOne (The alternative media is our Enigma machine.)
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To: creeperdavis
Contact. Live troll at 12 o clock.

*AH-64 masks*

Switching to LOAL.

Confirm. Weapons free.

Hellfire away!

ZOT!


30 posted on 09/24/2005 8:49:32 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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To: creeperdavis

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Liberals are stupid;
Go away.


31 posted on 09/24/2005 8:53:03 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
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To: creeperdavis

Leftists are communists. Leftist have no clue. Leftists are zotted.


32 posted on 09/24/2005 8:59:28 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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To: creeperdavis


ZOT !

33 posted on 09/24/2005 9:43:40 PM PDT by Coyoteman (Is this a good tagline?)
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To: Monkey Face; nicmarlo; clamper1797; ntnychik; colorado tanker; humblegunner; SilentServiceCPO; ...

What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The October Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The September Chronicles

34 posted on 10/01/2005 8:09:44 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: All
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35 posted on 10/01/2005 8:10:25 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

Unique approach for a DU troll. Zotting has no mercy!


36 posted on 10/01/2005 8:14:27 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Jamie Gorelick is responsible for more dead Americans(9-11) than those killed in Iraq.)
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To: hispanarepublicana

LOL!


37 posted on 10/01/2005 8:24:45 AM PDT by GVnana
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To: sionnsar

Ouch!


38 posted on 10/01/2005 8:28:34 AM PDT by GVnana
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To: creeperdavis
I'll be back at 7 oclock, wait until then

What. You're HTML challenged? How 'bout a nice enema instead?

39 posted on 10/01/2005 8:30:29 AM PDT by GVnana
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To: sionnsar

How sad, trolls who beg for zots. And it wasn't even good poetry.


40 posted on 10/01/2005 8:35:56 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I see it's the new thread. What's the topic?


41 posted on 10/01/2005 9:29:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick (When bad things happen, conservatives get over it!)
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To: Tax-chick

No clue!


42 posted on 10/01/2005 9:58:16 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: sionnsar
I am here, with my gardening bench and bags of mulch.

The timing of this troll is suspect. Did he/she/it self-ZOT just to be nominated for immortality as Spawn of the Undead Thread?
43 posted on 10/01/2005 10:10:11 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Good question.


44 posted on 10/01/2005 11:30:24 AM PDT by calrighty (`Nobody)
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To: sionnsar

WOW....only 40-some-odd posts...

Here I was looking forward to the next 000!

It's good to have you back!


45 posted on 10/01/2005 11:31:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do the voices in my head bother you?)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Hi, TC! How are you and your precious cargo feeling these daya?


46 posted on 10/01/2005 11:32:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do the voices in my head bother you?)
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To: calrighty; fanfan; Darksheare; Capn TrVth; Darkchylde; Victoria Delsoul; scott0347; airborne; ...

Hey everybody!

We're over HERE!!!


47 posted on 10/01/2005 11:33:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do the voices in my head bother you?)
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To: Monkey Face
Uh-oh.
48 posted on 10/01/2005 11:36:08 AM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Yes????


49 posted on 10/01/2005 11:36:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do the voices in my head bother you?)
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To: Monkey Face
Maybe.

There are new members of the RKBA?

When did that happen?

:7)

50 posted on 10/01/2005 11:37:47 AM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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