A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)

me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

[creeperdavis]

I came here from DU, they call me the creeper. Gonna start something, with a well known freeper. I'll be back at 7 oclock, wait until then, to give me the ZOT!!

Mr. Creeper

[andyandval]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Dammit! I was hoping for IBZT!

[doug from upland]

Gee, I thought a poem usually has more than two words.

On a side note, Arianna is being mocked on eBay -- COME AND ASK SELLER A QUESTION SO HE CAN MOCK HER SOME MORE

[alice_in_bubbaland]

What an idiot! Get a life!

[andyandval]

Mods grabbed this one in a hurry.

[Semi Civil Servant]

[RetroSexual]

Mods are too fast. I no longer care about politics, rather I live to be in before the zot. I'm going to start doing Ib4tZ warmups every day before logging on.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Whats the point of posting now? Why didnt you just wait till 7:00? Will it be more interesting than this?

[ChefKeith]

It was probly "boss hogg" back to waste netspace.

[Issaquahking]

IBTZ?



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Your to ofast!

[clintonh8r]

I talked to Cindy. She's still just not that into you....

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I have a poem; jeepers creepers, a creeper admist the FReepers.

[clintonh8r]

Would that be 7 AM or PM, and which time zone? You lefties aren't too good with details are you?

[Cougar66]

damn I missed another one!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

You lefties aren't too good with details are you?

Things like FACTS!

[sourcery]

I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot

Thanks for the laugh...

[N. Theknow]

Jeepers Creeper, Do you have a Beeber?

We can stune it or we can moon it.

Did a moose bite your sister? Are you a limp wrist Mister?

Jeepers Creeper, do you know what you got?

A real live FReeping Viking Kitties ZOT!

[sourcery]

Would that be 7 AM or PM, and which time zone?

Very good question:

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 07:00:00 +1200 (NZST: Pacific/Auckland)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 05:00:00 +1000 (EST: Australia/Sydney)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:00:00 +0900 (JST: Asia/Tokyo)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:00:00 +0800 (WST: Australia/Perth)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:00:00 +0800 (HKT: Asia/Hong_Kong)
Sun, 25 Sep 2005 00:30:00 +0530 (IST: Asia/Calcutta)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 23:00:00 +0400 (MSD: Europe/Moscow)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 22:00:00 +0300 (IDT: Asia/Jerusalem)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:00:00 +0200 (CEST: Europe/Amsterdam)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 20:00:00 +0100 (BST: Europe/London)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 19:00:00 +0000 (UT: Universal Time)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 16:00:00 -0300 (BRT: America/Sao_Paulo)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 16:00:00 -0300 (ART: America/Argentina/Buenos_Aires)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 15:00:00 -0400 (EDT: America/New_York)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 14:00:00 -0500 (CDT: America/Chicago)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 13:00:00 -0600 (MDT: America/Denver)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 12:00:00 -0700 (PDT: America/Los_Angeles)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:00:00 -1000 (HST: Pacific/Honolulu)

[Das Outsider]

Werr Kim arriz been uh ruva uh poetly! Heeyuh go, Meesa Trorr.



Deh once was trorr flum DU,
But fleepa dey say P.U.,
So trorr say "be back rater,"
Trorr juss a praya hayta,

When trorr come back tonight,
Deh gon be beeg fight,
In end Kim hab deh radies,
Wire deh trorr steer rocked in Hades.

[Experiment 6-2-6]

HEY!

What about MY timezone???

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:00:00 -1000 (HST: Pacific/Honolulu)
Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:00:00 -1100 (Midway/American Samoa)

[sourcery]

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:00:00 -1100 (Midway/American Samoa)

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:00:00 -1100 (SST: Pacific/Midway)

According to the Olson Time Zone Database, your time zone adopted "standard time" in 1901 with an offset from Universal Time of -11 hours, and has never observed DST.

[redhead]

[Syntyr]

No No Bad Dog!

[Felicity Fahrquar]

Got a point there - no need to change the clocks twice a year on the rock...

Always thought DST was rather silly, myself.

[Charles Henrickson]

There once was a creeper from DU
Who made all the FReepers say, "Pee-yew!"
We played with the troll
Till the bell came to toll
That it's time to say, "Adios! See you!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Early to post
And early to zot
Makes a troll
Posted, toasted, and hot.

[T Minus Four]

...as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolls

LMAO!! Good job, Joyce!

[TheForceOfOne]

One, two, Kitties are coming for you,
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, gonna see some pics
Seven, eight, gonna seal your fate
Nine, ten, never Troll again!



Davis, its Michael on the computer in the secret room, I want you to stop playing on Free Republic now. Come back and finish your Jesus juice.

And last, a FReeper song to the tune of American Bandstand just for you!

We're goin' FReepin',
We're goin' FReepin' today,
Where things are poppin',
The American way,
We're gonna drop in,
On all the topics today,
And make a stand (Make a stand!)

We're goin' trollin',
We're gonna sniff out the crowd,
And they'll be prayin',
There's no ZOT! in the clouds,
And their heads will be ringin',
And they wont be feeling to proud,
When we ZOT'em,
Right out of the crowd,
Back to DU-land (DU-land!)

[Paul_Denton]

Contact. Live troll at 12 o clock.

*AH-64 masks*

Switching to LOAL.

Confirm. Weapons free.

Hellfire away!

ZOT!

[hispanarepublicana]

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Liberals are stupid;
Go away.

[Paul_Denton]

Leftists are communists. Leftist have no clue. Leftists are zotted.

[Coyoteman]

ZOT !

[sionnsar]

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[sionnsar]

[Grampa Dave]

Unique approach for a DU troll. Zotting has no mercy!

[GVnana]

LOL!

[GVnana]

Ouch!

[GVnana]

I'll be back at 7 oclock, wait until then

What. You're HTML challenged? How 'bout a nice enema instead?

[SandyInSeattle]

How sad, trolls who beg for zots. And it wasn't even good poetry.

[Tax-chick]

I see it's the new thread. What's the topic?

[SandyInSeattle]

No clue!

[SandyInSeattle]

I am here, with my gardening bench and bags of mulch.

The timing of this troll is suspect. Did he/she/it self-ZOT just to be nominated for immortality as Spawn of the Undead Thread?

[calrighty]

Good question.

[Monkey Face]

WOW....only 40-some-odd posts...

Here I was looking forward to the next 000!

It's good to have you back!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Hi, TC! How are you and your precious cargo feeling these daya?

[Monkey Face]

Hey everybody!

We're over HERE!!!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Uh-oh.

[Monkey Face]

Yes????

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Maybe.

There are new members of the RKBA?

When did that happen?

:7)