Police plead for help in duck massacre case

State AP Wire ^ | 09-25-2005 | Associated Press Staff

[joesnuffy]

One nasty 'quack' up

[rightwingintelligentsia]

You mean murder most fowl.

[Mark was here]

But it says quite a lot about our culture that the odd destruction of some ducks gets more sympathetic responses than does the ordinary everyday destruction of human lives in abortion mills. Sorry if I can't get real excited about this story.

I understand your desire to protect human life, and if it means taking a thread about ducks, and making it about abortion, you are being a good foot solder in the war against abortion.

The deal here is that you are preaching to the choir, and your talents could be better used preaching to the DUmmies.

You mentioned that you happen to like ducks, what is your favorite type of duck?

[Past Your Eyes]

White Pekin/Mallard cross.

[Mark was here]

White Pekin/Mallard cross.

We had 6 White Peking ducks, 4 males and 2 females. They would come circle the house quacking until they got their cracked corn then they would go back to the pond. We also had a Black African goose, who was a pretty good "watch dog".

[A. Pole]

Warning!!!! Graphic autopsy photo below....

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[manwiththehands]

Just plain duckey.

[DumpsterDiver]

Perhaps anascide, from the Latin anas for the genus to which ducks belong. If the term catches on, I claim credit.

OK, but personally, I'm in favor of more anuscide 'cause there are just too many Clymers in this world to suit me.

[tinamina]

Hey, I KNEW these ducks! Used to get my car washed at this car wash often. I don't understand how no one got the license plate number.

[JRios1968]

Later on, the victim looked like this:

[JRios1968]

Duck to take stand, testify in murder case.

He won't be able to testify for a while, because he's in recovery.

[SALChamps03]

OK, I will agree that we should investigate based on destruction of private property. As for killing a few ducks...big deal.

[SALChamps03]

ROFL at composite sketch.

[ChefKeith]

?Albie's?

[SALChamps03]

Furthermore, it is a fact that this type of behavior often leads to evem more grizzly behavior, involving people. This person needs to be tried, convicted, and watched very carefully for the remainder of his life.

I have heard this argument, yet I have never seen one documented study or a single fact to back it up. When the guy kills a person call the police. Otherwise, it was just a few ducks (animals-not people). The only reason that it should even be investigated is that apparently according to another post, the ducks were the private property of the car wash owner. So prosecute for destruction of private property-only.

[lndrvr1972]

You have got to be from Mrytle Beach..

[SALChamps03]

Once you're identified as a conservative on DU, you're gone.

[lndrvr1972]

What is the difference of a car.. I am sure it was a hateful SUV. Or a gun.. Please.

[drlevy88]

Had those been geese the FBI would be on the schmoe's tail.

[SALChamps03]

that man is a monster and it would not surprise me if he came back to finish the job. Where next will he turn his rage? Humans? I hope he doesn't have a wife and kids at his mercy

Please. You don't know this. For all you know, the ducks got in front of the car and wouldn't move. Maybe after a few minutes of this he got tired of it, had to go to work, had to pick up his kid, etc. It was just a few ducks. Bravo Foxtrot Delta.