Tracking Info For Typhoon Longwang

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[philsfan24]

Tracking Info For Typhoon Longwang

Time Lat Lon Wind(mph) Storm type ------------------------------------------------------------- 18 GMT 09/25/05 19.8N 144.4E 35 Tropical Depression 00 GMT 09/26/05 19.5N 143.4E 35 Tropical Depression 12 GMT 09/26/05 20.2N 142.0E 50 Tropical Storm 18 GMT 09/26/05 20.9N 141.7E 70 Tropical Storm 00 GMT 09/27/05 21.5N 141.0E 80 Category 1 06 GMT 09/27/05 21.7N 140.1N 100 Category 2 12 GMT 09/27/05 22.0N 139.2N 105 Category 2 00 GMT 09/28/05 22.3N 137.5N 125 Category 3 06 GMT 09/28/05 22.5N 136.7N 140 Category 4 12 GMT 09/28/05 22.5N 136.1N 140 Category 4

[philsfan24]

This is the greatest name for a tropical cyclone in history.

[FearlessFreep]

Lonwang will pound Asia hard.

[Trust but Verify]

You're bad.

[HHKrepublican]

Oh God...its lucky this isnt in the US..

I can see it on TV.... LONGWANG POUNDS VIRGINIA

[FearlessFreep]

They are still unsure how far it will penetrate.

[FearlessFreep]

Could be a case of premature evacuation.

[HHKrepublican]

[sofaman]

Buddie of mine has a job application that he received, framed and hanging on his office wall. Applicants name WAS Longwang...and he was educated at Phuc Duc University in Vietnam.

He thought that someone was pulling his leg when he found the application in a stack on his desk.

[Vaquero]

Tell Automatic Slim , tell Razor Totin' Jim
Tell Butcher Knife Totin' Annie, tell Fast Talking Fanny
A we gonna pitch a ball, a down to that union hall
We gonna romp and tromp till midnight
We gonna fuss and fight till daylight
We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long
All night long
All night long


Howlin Wolf

[Red Badger]

This thread is going downhill faster than a fat kid on a new sled at Christmas..........

[E Rocc]

Over here, with more innuendo than Bill Clinton interviewing interns.

-Eric

[FearlessFreep]

This thread is going downhill faster than a fat kid on a new sled at Christmas..........



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This just in. Typhoon Longwang looks like it will penetrate somewhere near Puntang.

[rabidralph]

UNNNGGGGGHH!

[philsfan24]

LMAO!

[Trust but Verify]

I guess this is what happens when you give a storm a name like this. :P}

[FearlessFreep]

Does open a lot of doors.

[cripplecreek]

Somebody's gonna get screwed.

[Red Badger]

Look out! It's coming!..........

[Lancer_N3502A]

BOHICA...Bend Over Here It Comes Again

[SlowBoat407]

At least it doesn't have this wind swath chart...

[The Ox]

Headlines from the Ox:

"Peasants Flee in Terror from Longwang"
"Bush Ready for Longwang"
"Gov. Blanco Clalls Nat'l Guard for Longwang"
"NO Mayor Nagin says China 'Needs Protection' on Longwang
etc etc.......

[Trust but Verify]

Hey, you've gotta have fun where you find it, right? Humor really IS the best medicine. FReepers are very good at it.

[cripplecreek]

And Farrakhan calls Longwang the white mans latest attempt to screw the black man.

[Rebelbase]

"Lonwang pound's Asia hard."

That would be the greatest hurricane headline, after:

[philsfan24]

one more headline

"Gov. Blanco fears she may not be able to handle Longwang"

[dfwgator]

It does have a little "wang" to it.

[FearlessFreep]

So true.

[IamConservative]

I had a colleague who was a VietNam refugee. His last name was Ngo, pronounced "no." Unfortunately, his brothers first name was Phuc, as you might guess, pronounced in exactly the most unfortunate way.

[FearlessFreep]

I had a colleague who was a VietNam refugee. His last name was Ngo, pronounced "no." Unfortunately, his brothers first name was Phuc, as you might guess, pronounced in exactly the most unfortunate way.


______

Always thought my name would be Phuc Mi.

[Red Badger]

"Texas Longhorns Flee From Longwang"..........

[hope]

Ha, maybe they can stop it by using one of their clinton's.

[No Blue States]

Longwangs potential track area takes it into Jilin.

[Mike Darancette]

Headline for Leno. "Longwang is coming".

[fzx12345]

Is it heading for Bangkok?

[GreenLanternCorps]

Here is the latest tracking info on Longwang. It is now a strong Category 4 Super Typhoon (Major Hurricane) and no longer a joke.

Though this thread was funny:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1492130/posts

[TC Rider]

Still headed directly for Poontang Bay.

[GreenLanternCorps]

Here is the track:

[OwenKellogg]

[Corin Stormhands]

Okay, to they have to give it that name and make the graphic look like a sperm?

[sit-rep]

lol...

[HairOfTheDog]

They're chuckling right now ;~D

[Straight Vermonter]

I used to employ a lot of Vietnamese in my former job. One day I got an application from My Dong Chow. Of course on the application he had it down as Chow, My Dong. We held on to that one for a long time.

[sit-rep]

Lonwang will pound Asia hard

Longwangs generally do!

[techcor]

You really want to say that you held onto My Dong that long?

[KOZ.]

had a similar situation in high school....kids last name was Vu.....no joke.....Phuc Vu

[sofaman]

ROFL