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Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case
icWales network ^ | September 26, 2005 | Staff

Posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:57 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi

Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case

Sep 26 2005

icWales

 

A US judge will go on trial today charged with three counts of indecent exposure after allegedly masturbating using a “penis pump” while presiding over a murder case.

Witnesses claim they could hear the noise of the device coming from beneath the robes of Donald Thompson as he sat on the bench.

The 58-year-old former district judge had served at Creek County Court, Oklahoma, where he was charged, for 22 years.

The sex toy will be presented as evidence during the trial.

The court has also permitted testimony that a second pump was seen under Judge Thompson’s bench, despite his lawyers’ attempts to get the evidence barred.

Thompson faces 10 years in prison and a £11,000 (20,000 dollar) fine for each offence. If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison.

He is accused of using the pump during two murder trials and a civil case in 2003.

Jurors claim they heard what sounded like a bicycle pump or blood-pressure pump.

One “heard ’a swooshing kind of air, like kind of ch, ch’ and saw Thompson making some movement with his upper body and arms“, according to documents filed by the state attorney general.

Court reporter Lisa Foster told authorities she saw the bespectacled judge attach and use the device almost daily during one trial, and that the sounds could be heard on the tape she made.

She claims she made notes when she saw Thompson using the pump during that trial and another first-degree murder trial in August 2003.

The bizarre events were also witnessed by police officers giving evidence, the papers say.

According to an affidavit, a court-ordered DNA sample confirms the fluids found in his old courtroom and office were semen.

Judge C Allen McCall has not yet decided whether jurors will get to hear Ms Foster’s audio recording.

Thompson claims the pump was just a joke gift from a friend.

Both sides will begin quizzing a 350-member jury pool at the Oklahoma court today. The trial is expected to last about two weeks.



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Don't ever pump the judge for answers.
1 posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:59 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Judge, are you banging the gavel...or are you just happy to see me?


2 posted on 09/28/2005 7:06:45 PM PDT by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
That's not my bag, baby!

Honestly, it's not mine.

3 posted on 09/28/2005 7:07:26 PM PDT by Serb5150 (I'm preparing for the big one. Are you?)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Somebody has to ask.


Did it work as advertized?


4 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

5 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:06 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Hey Fox News, MORE MOLLY, LESS Greta)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I always believed you should love your work...

But, eakgad!


6 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:53 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
"Thompson faces 10 years in prison and a £11,000 (20,000 dollar) fine for each offence. If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison."

Not heavy handed enough.

7 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:56 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: martin_fierro

Industrial Strength Humor Ping ...


8 posted on 09/28/2005 7:09:58 PM PDT by Babu
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Now, if he had a intern.......


9 posted on 09/28/2005 7:10:05 PM PDT by 359Henrie
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Maybe he used it because he couldn't dunk?


10 posted on 09/28/2005 7:11:05 PM PDT by Hand em their arse
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

"Both sides will begin quizzing a 350-member jury pool at the Oklahoma court today."


Ive never wanted to serve on a jury before but I feel strangly compelled to serve on this one.


11 posted on 09/28/2005 7:11:41 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

No, Your Honor, I will not approach the bench.


12 posted on 09/28/2005 7:11:45 PM PDT by lawnguy (It works Napoleon, you don't even know.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
'penis pump' = a Lewinsky???

When did Billy Clinton become a judge?

13 posted on 09/28/2005 7:12:39 PM PDT by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

No, Your Honor, I will not approach the bench.


14 posted on 09/28/2005 7:12:48 PM PDT by lawnguy (It works Napoleon, you don't even know.)
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To: lawnguy

Not just no but HELL NO.


15 posted on 09/28/2005 7:12:49 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Yuck - talk about a gag order.


16 posted on 09/28/2005 7:13:11 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I thought this going to be about Judge Judy!


17 posted on 09/28/2005 7:13:19 PM PDT by TaMoDee
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
He was an envious proponent of a long(er) arm of the law.
18 posted on 09/28/2005 7:13:22 PM PDT by Shqipo (And so the great battle starts...)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

What a Jack Off!


19 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:10 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
LMAO...

What a nozz! I could be, he just found a new intern and neede a little help ya know...

20 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:21 PM PDT by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I have always suspected that this is what goes on beneath those robes because of the things that go on in American "courts."


21 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:37 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We Gave Peace A Chance. It Didn't Work Out. Search keyword: 09-11-01.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Justice is blind.......and if he keeps using this damned thing, he'll lend credence to that axiom.


22 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:53 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Lazamataz; Conspiracy Guy; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; mhking; rdb3; cyborg; fortunecookie

Ping.


23 posted on 09/28/2005 7:14:56 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God for Cyborg.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; TheBigB; pissant

Whoosh whoosh whoosh


24 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:29 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God for Cyborg.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
"Here come da judge, here come da judge....the court's in session, and here come da judge"

25 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:34 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Cindy, ya shoulda stuck with "offshore drilling" as your cause)
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To: Petronski; Lazamataz

So Laz............why did you get paged to a thread on masturbation with a mechanical device? Inquiring minds want to know............


26 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:38 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison.

Amusing. Was the pump under age or unwilling?

27 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:54 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

28 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:54 PM PDT by msnimje (Hurricane KATRINA - An Example of Nature's Enforcement of Eminent Domain)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Raincoats in the courtroom??


29 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:55 PM PDT by Babu
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

His Jury Pool is probably not what the founders had in mind.


30 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:57 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I hope they clean the pump before bringing it to court, I also am glad he will have to register as a sex offender, other penis pumps in the neighborhood have the right to know that a pump molester lives on their street.


31 posted on 09/28/2005 7:18:01 PM PDT by sgtbono2002
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To: cripplecreek

We want to
pump you up!

32 posted on 09/28/2005 7:18:03 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
You can't make blow this kind of stuff up.
33 posted on 09/28/2005 7:19:24 PM PDT by planekT (What a mess.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Just a question, will his Optometrist have to appear in his Defense? Or will it be that Dr. / Patient thing.
34 posted on 09/28/2005 7:20:07 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: shaggy eel

I-can't-believe-you're-not-already-on-this-thread bump...


35 posted on 09/28/2005 7:20:42 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Cindy, ya shoulda stuck with "offshore drilling" as your cause)
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To: cripplecreek
Ive never wanted to serve on a jury before but I feel strangly compelled to serve on this one.

Interesting. My reaction was exactly the opposite...

36 posted on 09/28/2005 7:21:04 PM PDT by TXnMA (Iraq & Afghanistan: Bush's "Bug-Zappers"...)
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To: ncountylee; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Not heavy handed enough.

I don't know, it sounds like a stiff sentence to me.

37 posted on 09/28/2005 7:22:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Penal code.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Poor Judge. He was probably an admirer of Bill Clinton, and fantacized about an intern being under his robes.

Sorry Judge-RHIP, "Rank Has it's Priviliges".


38 posted on 09/28/2005 7:22:58 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Show me a liberal and I'll show you a head and a heart, designed for nothing but cracking walnuts.)
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To: pissant

ever wondered what hppened under the robes ping.


39 posted on 09/28/2005 7:23:08 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

So I take it the defendent wasn't the only one to get off.


40 posted on 09/28/2005 7:24:08 PM PDT by ClearAndPresent
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Thompson claims the pump was just a joke gift from a friend.

Yep, I'm always buying those things for my friends. Those penis pump gifts make me the life of the party.

41 posted on 09/28/2005 7:25:22 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (What Would Howard Roarke Do?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bad tagline. Bad!!!!!


42 posted on 09/28/2005 7:25:41 PM PDT by planekT (What a mess.)
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To: ncountylee

Send him to a penal colony.


43 posted on 09/28/2005 7:25:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Penal code.)
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To: ClearAndPresent

Will the defendant please rise.


44 posted on 09/28/2005 7:26:21 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I hope he gets a stiff sentence. Maybe even hard time. Gotta get this jerk off the streets.


45 posted on 09/28/2005 7:26:54 PM PDT by Mr. Keys
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No amateurs, please.
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46 posted on 09/28/2005 7:27:10 PM PDT by martin_fierro (|\/|4R71|\|_P|-|13RR0)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I wonder how much oral testimony will be allowed in this trial?

47 posted on 09/28/2005 7:27:55 PM PDT by MarineBrat (When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

"Asked for another judicial opinion on the matter, Judge Harry Palms said "I see absolutely nothing wrong with this behavior in the courtroom; much ado about nothing.""


48 posted on 09/28/2005 7:28:04 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

"Send in the FEMBOTS."


49 posted on 09/28/2005 7:28:32 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Ridiculous. If he'd only used the electric model there wouldn't have been any noise at a...

Or so I read in a book one time...

50 posted on 09/28/2005 7:29:02 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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