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But the dead deer with an IV made it weird (Stolen ambulance with deer as a patient alert)
Jacksonville .com ^
| September 28, 2005
| By DANA TREEN
Posted on 09/29/2005 4:32:50 AM PDT by Cowman
Cops in North Carolina thought it was odd enough a Jacksonville man was driving an ambulance reported stolen hours earlier.
Odder still was that he was wearing a makeshift doctor's uniform consisting of a stethoscope, a pager-like gadget and latex gloves stuffed in his back pocket.
But then things started getting really strange when they saw a dead deer, fully stretched out and wedged in the back. Some said there was an intravenous line attached to the animal and there was evidence a defibrillator had been used. ...
"I don't know how the man got it up in there," said Sgt. Robert Pearson of the North Carolina State Highway Patrol. "It was a six point buck."
Leon Hollimon Jr., 37, last seen in August at a River Region Human Services facility in Jacksonville, was sporting a Mohawk haircut and wearing a red shirt when he was chased down in the stolen ambulance Sunday in Rockingham County, N.C.
"He basically said he was told to leave the state," said Rockingham County Sheriff's Office spokesman Dean Venable. "And so he found a way to accomplish that."
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(Excerpt) Read more at jacksonville.com ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: North Carolina
KEYWORDS: ambulance; buck; deer; deerdoctor; lunatic; savingbucks
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Bambi's been hit ... MEDIC!
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posted on
09/29/2005 4:32:52 AM PDT
by
Cowman
To: Cowman
He was obviously just trying to save a buck.
2
posted on
09/29/2005 4:34:32 AM PDT
by
Mobilemitter
(We must learn to fin >-)> for ourselves..........)
To: Cowman
This is about the wierdest story I have ever read.
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posted on
09/29/2005 4:34:40 AM PDT
by
ko_kyi
To: Cowman
I said "refrigerate the beer", not "defibrillate a deer"!
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posted on
09/29/2005 4:37:04 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
To: Mobilemitter
He was obviously just trying to save a buck.I'm going to hurt you now.
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posted on
09/29/2005 4:37:53 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
To: Cowman
thanks for the first "stop the world, I need off" story of the day. Had a good laugh.
6
posted on
09/29/2005 4:39:28 AM PDT
by
trustandobey
(Delay 2008)
To: Cowman
I heard the communities were putting a lot of doe into their emergency response systems.
7
posted on
09/29/2005 4:40:24 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
To: Cowman
8
posted on
09/29/2005 4:42:05 AM PDT
by
kx9088
To: Cowman
"Uh oh." (hastily calls on cell phone) "Ma? Would you check the freezer and see if Uncle Bob is in there?"
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posted on
09/29/2005 4:42:12 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
To: Cowman
"He basically said he was told to leave the state," said Rockingham County Sheriff's Office spokesman Dean Venable. "And so he found a way to accomplish that."You might say he "deerly departed".
To: Cowman
So--the legendary BAMBULANCE exists!
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posted on
09/29/2005 4:51:40 AM PDT
by
ktvaughn
To: Cowman
Howdy Officer! What seems to be the problem!...
12
posted on
09/29/2005 4:58:02 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: SlowBoat407
The difference in beer nuts and deer nuts.
Beer nuts are $1.50 and Deer nuts are always under a buck.
13
posted on
09/29/2005 4:58:19 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. The DNC is his first stop.)
To: SlowBoat407
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posted on
09/29/2005 5:13:19 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Cowman
"I smelled that deer until 10 o'clock that night," Pearson said.To each their own.
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posted on
09/29/2005 5:14:01 AM PDT
by
decimon
To: Mobilemitter
I can see it now:
The guy pulls into his driveway and calls out "I'm home DEER! -- Wanna go for a ride?"
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posted on
09/29/2005 5:18:01 AM PDT
by
Cowman
(Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
To: SlowBoat407
I'm going to hurt you now. I guess you're saying that the buck stops here?
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posted on
09/29/2005 5:25:54 AM PDT
by
Tennessee_Bob
("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
To: Cowman; Constitution Day; Alia; 100%FEDUP; 2ndMostConservativeBrdMember; ~Vor~; A2J; a4drvr; ...
To: Tennessee_Bob
I guess you're saying that the buck stops here?Venison ambulance going to take you away?
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posted on
09/29/2005 5:29:11 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
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