SCHLUSSEL: Commanderatrix in Chief: Desperate Housewives Pick Chick Prez

DebbieSchlussel.com ^ | September 29, 2005 | Debbie Schlussel

[Mr. Jeeves]

I've heard that that photo of her is quite old, and the current edition of Debbie is, ahem, considerably larger.

[JoeSixPack1]

It won the TV ratings on Tuesday because there was absolutely nothing else showing for it to compete against. Nothing! Premering a show on a Tuesday time slot is like offering water to someone who just walked across the desert.

[exile]

"Funny thing is, the most competent, smart, savvy and interesting women I know are all conservative. And you don't want to mess with them. Go figure."

I'd rather be in a foxhole with Schlussel and Coulter than Susan Estritch and Helen Thomas any day.

I mean politically, get your minds out of the gutter ;)

[exile]

I keep telling my wife that we should modify the 19th amendment. Republican women can keep on voting, but if they're an Oprah worshipping shoe monkey, they're out.

[bethtopaz]

That's because they actual think! -- a conservative woman in California

[pollyannaish]

Not all conservative women are babes...and not all liberal women are, well, Helens.

But all conservative women respect themselves AND men, and liberal women...Oh...nuff said. Enjoy the foxhole. : )

[WhiteGuy]

Yes, I have the same understanding.

[exile]

"Not all conservative women are babes..."

I don't know about that, there's something appealing about a woman who can get through a sentence without whining.

[pollyannaish]

: ). Secret weapon. Ssshhh.

[kaktuskid]

This propaganda piece won the TV ratings war this past Tuesday night, but I think that's due to the fact that the debut was advertised with a fervor that one only sees in campaign advertising on the first Monday of November on even-number years; that, and the curiousity. I mean, a lot of people will stop and leer at a train accident. Let's see if the touchy-feely policy decisions of Geena Davis' president have the same draw in the weeks to come.

Especially with the baseball playoffs starting next week!

[Lunatic Fringe]

If you say so...

[radiohead]

if they're an Oprah worshipping shoe monkey, they're out.

Son, is that you??

[elbucko]

You sound like my son,..

Your son is a bright young lad. I commend his mother on raising such a bright and perceptive American. The article speaks for itself and supports my and your son's opinions. In all honesty, I would not repeal the 19th. Amendment, but some adjustments to candidate and voter qualification need to be made. Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco, notwithstanding......................;^)

[Uncledave]

Yikes. Quite a bit of difference.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

Read her bio. Amazing.

[exile]

Wow. If I wasn't already married...

[exile]

"Yikes. Quite a bit of difference."

Cut her some slack, it's a crummy picture. Besides there's nothing wrong with a woman with a little meat on her bones.

[Lunatic Fringe]

Oh yes, she's a two-face...

Seinfeld: "Like the Batman villain?!"

[Lunatic Fringe]

History has shown that every democracy has failed as it expanded "rights" to the people. I would say that 20% of the American voters know WHY they cast a vote for an individual. Everyone else votes for a President like they vote for the next American Idol. Democracy can ONLY succeed with a serious and intelligent electorate.

[WOSG]

Remember, Dole won the male vote in 1996.
Men had a better clue than women what was up then.

Having emotion, not reason, drive politics is a great way to destroy a civilization.