[budwiesest]

broke up with an ad agency art director chick who concocted all manner of such letters and packages.

Just imagine what SHE had in her arsenal. Ouch! LOL!

[durasell]

Without going into too much detail, imagine the aging prissy president of a very stuffy co-op board looking at a direct mail solicitation on a postcard for Thai sex tours or official looking correspondence for drug re-hab clinics.