UFO-spotters tell tales of the extra-terrestrial

Yahoo News/Reuters ^ | 10/05/2005 | Jude Webber

[Mike Bates]

I make it a point to never let aliens live in my house after they've torn my dog apart. But that's just me.

And very narrow minded of you, too.

[Mike Bates]

Reed must be spending too much time with Cynthia McKinney.

Or maybe Sheila Jackson Lee, who's still wondering if the Mars Pathfinder had taken a picture of the flag left by Neil Armstrong in 1969.

[Riley]

Ooh...*that's* gonna leave a mark!

[LRS]

From the article:

One of the most unusual testimonies comes from Reed on his 1996 experience with the alien he came to call Freddie.

Reed, who says he has a bracelet belonging to the extra-terrestrial, said Freddie had skin "almost like that of a pig." It breathed and had red blood, but did not speak. Tests showed he had 46 chromosomes, like humans, but 9 were different and resembled those of dolphins and sea turtles, Reed added.

The tuna doesn't taste as good as it use too!

[TheBigB]

"Sparky! Nooooo!"

[Tennessee_Bob]

A tall gray smelling of rotting fruit?

Any word on where Kerry was at the time??

[Mike Bates]

. . .an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit

So what's John Kerry doing hanging around in forests anyway?

[Mike Bates]

Great minds think alike. Once again.

[Tennessee_Bob]

HAH! Beat you by "this" much!

[Mike Bates]

HAH! Beat you by "this" much!

Only because I was making sure she hadn't been attacked by aliens yet.

[evets]

[Mike Bates]

I recognize Kerry, but who's the guy on the left?

[Dallas59]

BREAKING:
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[Millee]

Hey, first you let them slaughter your dog, then before you know it there's wet towels on the bathroom floor and your beer is gone. Ya gotta draw the line somewhere.

[R. Scott]

One minute Jonathan Reed was hiking with his golden retriever in a forest in Seattle. The next, his pet was being torn apart by a "gray" -- an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit.

A scene from a sci-fi film? No, maintains Reed, a former child-developmental psychologist who says he took the alien home and lived with it for nine days …

If it tore my dog apart, I sure wouldn’t invite it into my home!

[Millee]

Wow, good obscure find! ;-)

[theFIRMbss]

>smelling of rotting fruit

"What lies beneath mankind's civilization, waiting to be exposed? More than rock and trapped oil and coal deposits, those these may vent during stretching. More than trapped volcanic gasses, perhaps trapped for eons since the rock was hardened or breached during previous upheavals. There is also, surprisingly, rotting material, trapped when extreme stress on the surface created yawing that swollowed surface material or when rock layers rolled over each other to sandwich such material between rock layers. Exposed, to the degree that venting upward into the air can occur, these smells are solid evidence that the rock layers below are adjusting. Since the concept of the stretch zone behavior as precursor to a pole shift was introduced by ourselves, the Zetas, and the detailed description of the torque on the North American continent was made by ourselves months before it expressed on the IRIS charts, we can only say, as Nancy is fond of saying, Zetas right again!"

[Stretch Stench , ZetaTalk What's New for 10/1/2005]

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Ping.

[TheBigB]

I have a twisted mind. I can find these things. :)

[Tarantulas]

My sister was bitten by a møøse once...