UFO-spotters tell tales of the extra-terrestrial

Yahoo News/Reuters ^ | 10/05/2005 | Jude Webber

[TN4Liberty]

Tests showed he had 46 chromosomes, like humans, but 9 were different and resembled those of dolphins and sea turtles, Reed added.

Apparently they now make home chromosome test kits.

[Dark Skies]

Put me on your UFO ping list...unless I am already on it.

[Hatteras]

"...but said he had seen alien craft eight times since retiring in 1982."

Gosh, some guys have all the luck.

[brytlea]

I was thinkin' the same thing! I would be really really mad.
susie

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Tests showed he had 46 chromosomes, like humans, but 9 were different and resembled those of dolphins and sea turtles, Reed added.
Apparently they now make home chromosome test kits.

Actually, Reed went around on radio and television shows with a “biologist/analyst” who conducted the tests on the alien tissue. Reed said the scientist was later beaten up and had to leave the country for fear of his life.

A debunking site investigated these claims. Turns out the “biologist/analyst” was a coworker of Reeds for a number of years, including on their current job, in a Seattle gas station/minimart.

[Tillyt7]

ping
can any one say nuts

[KeyesPlease]

"an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit."......"it communicated via telepathy and was able to pull thoughts from his mind."

Maybe he pulled the alien's luminescent finger while the alien was pulling thoughts.

[Hatteras]

"Well, yeah, that and he said he saw an alien."

Reminds me of when the movie "Predator" came out. A co-worker of mine had just seen the movie and reported back to us that the movie was pretty cool but the ending kind of ruined it for him. He didn't think it was believable that a man could jump off a high waterfall/cliff into a lake and survive a nuclear blast. Of course, never mind that the nuclear blast was the final act of defiance by a defeated 8 foot tall, neon green-blooded, crab-faced, invisible, tree-hopping, laser-firing, suicide bomber space alien creature...

[Mike Bates]

. . .8 foot tall, neon green-blooded, crab-faced, invisible, tree-hopping, laser-firing, suicide bomber space alien creature...

Sounds like a blind date I once had.

[SirChas]

OK, I want on this ping list too.

If we protected the southern borders better, there would be less illegal aliens!

[stockpirate]

Please put me on the list, I am a believer.

[joesnuffy]

I would never take something home, that just tore my dog apart....

I would...I would also tell him there was something really good to eat under my sink and that all he has to do is reach with one of his long gray arms into my garbage disposal..

*click...chunga chunga chunga chunga

Then I would hollar the appropriate quote from the movie "Tremors"

[TN4Liberty]

How do you know this stuff? I stand amazed. :)

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When I'm bored, I sometimes enter the names of lunatics in the news into Google. You'd be amazed at how often they turn out to have links to liberal/democratic causes.

I just saw this article and googled on his name and Seattle. I didn't find any Dem ties, but the first thing I came across was that very funny bit about his "biologist/analyst."

[varon]

I would never take something home, that just tore my dog apart....

Racist....racist.....racist........racist ;-)

[stuartcr]

True

[stuartcr]

Maybe liberal/democrats, have more open minds, and think out of the box more often...

[Tokra]

an alien being with an elongated head, smelling of rotting fruit.

Sounds like he had a visit from John F. Kerry!

[RightWhale]

Heard Reed's original appearance on the Art Bell Show. The dog actually got taken into another dimension and disappeared.

[Drammach]

" Caesar, Willard, bring the rest and come with me.. We have a dog killing to avenge.."

" Damn Dirt Greys!! Get your stinking hands off my dog!!"