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Fox Anchor [Lauren Green] Not Hot for Condi, She Says
Star Tribune ^ | October 7, 2005 | C.J.

Posted on 10/07/2005 8:00:17 AM PDT by wallcrawlr

"Fox & Friends," anchor Lauren Green has a news flash for gossiphounds curious about her love life: Females need not apply.

"It's hard enough to find a date" said Green, responding to media and bloggers attempting to link her romantically to Secretary of State Condolezza Rice. "You know what I mean. I don't need that!" Green said, laughing off the rumors that wouldn't be floating if NYC newspaper columnists bothered to call Lauren for comment.

Gay is cool, but it's just not Green's persuasion: "I am not gay. I am very straight. All Christian men, single and over 35 can apply."

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: condi; foxnews; imhot4condi; laurengreen; lebanese; libyans
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To reiterate:

Gay is cool, but it's just not Green's persuasion: "I am not gay. I am very straight. All Christian men, single and over 35 can apply."

1 posted on 10/07/2005 8:00:20 AM PDT by wallcrawlr
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To: wallcrawlr

Star Tribune gossip column.

A little Friday silliness.


2 posted on 10/07/2005 8:00:51 AM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: wallcrawlr

I am NOT gay.

3 posted on 10/07/2005 8:02:16 AM PDT by Huck ("I'm calling a moratorium on Miers/Bush/GOP bashing--but it won't be easy (thanks tex))
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To: wallcrawlr
...and over 35...

Ka-foozies...14 anos short, I am.

4 posted on 10/07/2005 8:03:12 AM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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To: wallcrawlr

Trying to smear Condi I see.


5 posted on 10/07/2005 8:03:19 AM PDT by RobFromGa (Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran-- what are we waiting for?)
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To: wallcrawlr

6 posted on 10/07/2005 8:04:41 AM PDT by misterrob
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To: RobFromGa
yes, thats my intention.
7 posted on 10/07/2005 8:05:12 AM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: Huck

I am NOT gay.
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Neither was JOHN WAYNE!!!


8 posted on 10/07/2005 8:05:30 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Huck

LOL


9 posted on 10/07/2005 8:05:40 AM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: wallcrawlr

didn't mean you, meant the RedTrib


10 posted on 10/07/2005 8:05:40 AM PDT by RobFromGa (Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran-- what are we waiting for?)
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To: wallcrawlr

"All Christian men, single and over 35 can apply"

I have 2 out of 3.

I'm sure Mrs. brownsfan wouldn't mind stepping aside if Lauren were interested? (I have a better chance of hitting the lotto, and I don't buy tickets!)


11 posted on 10/07/2005 8:06:01 AM PDT by brownsfan (It's not a war on terror... it's a war with islam.)
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To: wallcrawlr
All Christian men, single and over 35 can apply."

Line forms behind ME!

12 posted on 10/07/2005 8:06:27 AM PDT by pikachu (You're unique and special -- just like everyone else.)
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To: wallcrawlr

This is going to be funny.


13 posted on 10/07/2005 8:06:55 AM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: RobFromGa
Trying to smear Condi I see.

Hey, that rumor has been out there for a while. And the Democrat Personal Destruction Unit has already announced that they'll use it if Rice seeks higher elected office.

14 posted on 10/07/2005 8:07:43 AM PDT by pawdoggie
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To: wallcrawlr
Gay is cool, but it's just not Green's persuasion: "I am not gay. I am very straight. All Christian men, single and over 35 can apply."

She seems to be a very nice and talented person and I like her dating criteria. I don't think I'll tell my wife though. {;o)

15 posted on 10/07/2005 8:07:43 AM PDT by Wurlitzer (I have the biggest organ in my town {;o))
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To: misterrob
This is one classy - and talented - lady.
16 posted on 10/07/2005 8:09:20 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (Anaheim Angels - 2002 World Series Champions)
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To: misterrob
All Christian men, single and over 35 can apply.

Rats! Just my luck. She would put in that "single" part.

17 posted on 10/07/2005 8:09:36 AM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: wallcrawlr

So the Clinton '08 smear machine is already starting up? Since Hillary can't win on ideas this is what they have to do. And hey, this smears a Fox anchor and gets Condi at the same time, a two-fer for the Democrats!


18 posted on 10/07/2005 8:10:03 AM PDT by Reagan is King (Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the people doing it)
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To: misterrob

She is also an accomplished pianist. Has been on Cal Thomas' show playing the piano.


19 posted on 10/07/2005 8:14:02 AM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Churchillspirit

She's my fave on Fox.

Love her voice. And she definitely falls in the 'beautiful' column, that's for sure.

Love it whe she co-hosts on Fox and Friends...

As far as the list goes, I'm over 35, Christian, and (rats!) married.

= (


20 posted on 10/07/2005 8:14:17 AM PDT by Mr. Thorne ("But iron, cold iron, shall be master of them all..." Kipling)
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To: wallcrawlr
Green's persuasion: "I am not gay. I am very straight. All Christian men, single and over 35 can apply."

Damn that 'single' part!

21 posted on 10/07/2005 8:15:42 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: EagleUSA
Neither was JOHN WAYNE!!!

Miller: John Wayne was a fag.

Everyone: The hell he was.

Miller: He was too you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. And he'd come to the door in a dress.

Plettschner: Ah, you're (flippin) nuts.

Oly: That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. Lotta straight guys like to watch their buddies (play). I know I do.

Bud: They do?

Plettschner: Yeah.

Oly: Don't you?

Plettschner: Damn straight I do.

from Repo Man (http://www.repomanfilm.com/) Language cleaned up for FR.

22 posted on 10/07/2005 8:15:44 AM PDT by Huck ("I'm calling a moratorium on Miers/Bush/GOP bashing--but it won't be easy (thanks tex))
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To: Huck

23 posted on 10/07/2005 8:18:07 AM PDT by killjoy (Real Men Love Bush)
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To: Mr. Thorne
Hope Mrs Thorne is not on this thread. LOL!
24 posted on 10/07/2005 8:18:31 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (Anaheim Angels - 2002 World Series Champions)
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To: wallcrawlr
All Christian men, single and over 35 can apply."

Missed it by 5 years and two weeks exactly.

25 posted on 10/07/2005 8:19:26 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (trust but verify)
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To: wallcrawlr

I doubt she has difficulty finding a date. Maybe she has difficulty finding a date she'd accept, though.


26 posted on 10/07/2005 8:20:48 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Reagan is King
Hillary Clinton is the last person who should ever even attempt to start lesbian rumors about another woman.
27 posted on 10/07/2005 8:22:16 AM PDT by sassbox
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To: wallcrawlr
media and bloggers attempting to link her romantically to Secretary of State Condolezza Rice

The media did not have much credibility to begin with. Playing this card ain't gonna help it.

28 posted on 10/07/2005 8:22:22 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: wallcrawlr

Hey I know that the Dems seek the personal destruction of Condi. but lets not drag the DUKE's name through the mud....


29 posted on 10/07/2005 8:22:48 AM PDT by Vaquero (I am a Red stater trapped in the body of a Blue state.)
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To: Salvation
I'll say. BFA in Music (summa cum laude), Van Cliburn competitor -- this is not just another pretty talking head.


30 posted on 10/07/2005 8:24:09 AM PDT by brbethke
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To: wallcrawlr

I have accepted the position to be Lauren Green's lover.

There are no lines ahead of me, and sadly for the rest of you, none behind me. She chose me for my uniqueness, my intelligence, and my humility. (And for my amazingly sexy and irresistible body. And she also mentioned the possibility of a 3some with a certain Ms. Rice...)

Man, am I in the right place at the right time, or what!

I guess Ann Coulter will just have to wait... patiently... while I perform the duties prescribed. And I don't rush these kind of things. If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing right. And I will do her right.

;>)


31 posted on 10/07/2005 8:29:45 AM PDT by Husker8877
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To: Husker8877
I guess Ann Coulter will just have to wait... patiently... while I perform the duties prescribed.

Oh well there go the abstinence arguments.

32 posted on 10/07/2005 8:34:07 AM PDT by AbeKrieger (Islam is the virus that causes al-Qaeda.)
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To: wallcrawlr
Gay is cool

Nope, no Agenda there....

33 posted on 10/07/2005 8:36:15 AM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered. ©)
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To: pawdoggie

Wonder what would happen if Gene Washington met the slime who spread gossip about Condi?


34 posted on 10/07/2005 8:38:50 AM PDT by Dilbert56
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To: Huck

Ah, Repo Man. One of the best movies of the 80s, IMO.


35 posted on 10/07/2005 8:41:01 AM PDT by Sirloin
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To: wallcrawlr

She's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


36 posted on 10/07/2005 8:47:17 AM PDT by Vladiator
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To: wallcrawlr

They were saying this morning that Lauren was the first hire at Fox, some 9 or 10 uears ago. I assume they were talking about the first at F&F's.


37 posted on 10/07/2005 8:54:12 AM PDT by Loyal Buckeye
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To: sassbox
Hillary Clinton is the last person who should ever even attempt to start lesbian rumors about another woman


38 posted on 10/07/2005 9:03:12 AM PDT by ASA Vet (Osama Bin Laden Al Khanzier)
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To: wallcrawlr

Brown sugar why you taste so good


39 posted on 10/07/2005 9:19:56 AM PDT by skaterboy (Be good)
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To: wallcrawlr

Condi and Lauren Green. They both play the piano. They both follow current events. They'd make a perfect lipstick lesbian couple.


40 posted on 10/07/2005 9:21:57 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: wallcrawlr


Glenn Beck:

" I NEED A GAY MAN ! "


41 posted on 10/07/2005 9:22:17 AM PDT by Para-Ord.45
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To: brownsfan
I'm sure Mrs. brownsfan wouldn't mind stepping aside if Lauren were interested? (I have a better chance of hitting the lotto, and I don't buy tickets!)

Is Lauren on your "free pass celebrity" list?

42 posted on 10/07/2005 9:22:53 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: ASA Vet

eeeeeww!


43 posted on 10/07/2005 9:23:52 AM PDT by sassbox
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To: Dilbert56
Wonder what would happen if Gene Washington met the slime who spread gossip about Condi?

Pop the question?

44 posted on 10/07/2005 9:24:42 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: wallcrawlr
NY Daily News gossip columnist Joanna Molloy said the reason Green didn't get a phone call was because "When I call FOX the operators do not put me through, even though I identify myself as a reporter. Ms. Green can simply call her own operators and not say who she is, and you're welcome to do that too, and ask for Lauren Green and see if any Fox operator will put her through."

My goodness, why would anyone in their right mind even feel the need to ASK Green if she's gay. There was nothing in what Rosen said that would lead any healthy, normal, decent person to leap to such a conclusion.

45 posted on 10/07/2005 9:26:17 AM PDT by alnick
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To: Brilliant
I doubt she has difficulty finding a date. Maybe she has difficulty finding a date she'd accept, though.

I'm sure you're right. She's certain to have very high standards.

46 posted on 10/07/2005 9:28:29 AM PDT by alnick
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To: wallcrawlr

Lauren has great legs. I mean legs that make ya say "yikes!"


47 posted on 10/07/2005 9:28:50 AM PDT by isom35
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To: RobFromGa

thanks for the clarity.
my bad.
forgive me on that one.


48 posted on 10/07/2005 9:28:53 AM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: wallcrawlr
WTF. A (black) woman is bright, gorgeous and artistic so she is gay? And a (black) man of equal talents is not black?

Sick.

Strengthening my theory again that the biggest racists in the USA are white, urban, liberals.

49 posted on 10/07/2005 9:37:19 AM PDT by llevrok (Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote)
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To: wallcrawlr

If she was gay, think about the, er, "eligible" young ladies at FOX!


50 posted on 10/07/2005 9:38:08 AM PDT by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of news)
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