Beautiful pictures! Gotta love those awesome troops!
Posted on 10/10/2005 6:44:55 PM PDT by MoJo2001
An explosion killed a navy boilerman and he wound up in hell. Being used to stroking fires and extremely hot temperatures, he found hell actually quite comfortable. When satan went to check out the new arrival, he found him sitting in his room smiling.
"You like this?", satan asked. "Yes, sir", said the sailor, "this feels like a spring day to me." Not wanting the new guy to be too comfortable, satan turned up the heat a lot. When he went back to see how his new arrival was doing, the sailor was still happy. He hadn`t even broken a sweat. "I like this kind of weather", he told satan.
Satan decided to try something different. Rather than turn up the heat, he turned it off. He made the sailor`s room form icicles. When he checked on the guy, the room was icy and he was shivering, but he had a grin from ear to ear. "Why are you so happy?", satan demanded. "It`s freezing in here!"
"I`m from Denver," said the sailor. "and this must mean the Broncos have won the Superbowl!"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've got to hit the hay.... I'll answer more sometime tomorrow if there are more and nobody else has answered them. G'night, all!
I saw JB preform this tune at a PACKED Hollywood Bowl, in fact the crowd drank the Hollywood bowl DRY-(never happened before that night!) - Awesome irony!! LOL!
Ahhh, I blew it on the text agaaaaain! Wheeeew....
That's wonderful LUV! The answer to your prayers, and such fine people your preacher and his wife are, and I know they are good friends to you and hubby.
Is there some place you can donate the wrecked car for parts, that may be able to help other people?
Ok, one last post...Gumdrop I (older daughter) is a big JB fan...she loves to go to his concerts. She's a true parrot head.
Good evening Ms. Lauren! Thank you for my favorite Ray Charles!*Hugs*
Cool! His concert are the most fun ever. So ask her how she feels about the song that shall remain nameless.. (Gods own Drunk). She will know what I am talkin bout!I am going to play the best version up here in a moment...
How did you blow it? Sounded fine to me....
Amen, yes doing alright. I am writing a response to a Buffalo News article titled "where are the reformers?"
Hello! anybody home? we are right here...
I don't think they have their hearing aids in.
I think the insurance company will total the thing out and then we'll do something with the money we get. We offered to pay our preacher whatever we get, but he said "no"! So...we'll do something else! Not sure what, yet.
It has the same effect on me Luv. I'm so glad you share that with me. I would have replied sooner but your Birthday post had me mesmerized!:) Cool Graphic! *Hugs*
I don't have 2 back arrows.
Just one in grey and black.
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