Hillary’s Chest Gets Bigger As ’08 Gets Closer

New York Observer ^ | 10/24/2005 | Ben Smith, Jessica Bruder

[Mike Bates]

When asked if she has decided to run for President, Senator Hillary Clinton has a stock response: She’s focused on her re-election fight here in New York in 2006.

But on Oct. 14, when Mrs. Clinton revealed her early 32-to-1 financial edge over her likely rival next year, another unspoken answer crystallized: Mrs. Clinton is already running for President, and next year’s election is just part of that campaign.

Campaign-finance regulations encourage members of Congress to store up money in Congressional accounts for use in a Presidential race. From Mrs. Clinton’s perspective, then, her prospective Republican opponent, Jeanine Pirro, is looking less like a threat and more like a fund-raising gimmick. Mrs. Clinton’s campaign, spread between New York and Washington, is staffed with veterans of Presidential campaigns and of the White House. And Mrs. Clinton’s national agenda is making no compromises with New York’s parochial needs.

“Hillary isn’t raising this money for a Senate race—let’s be honest,” said a Democratic political consultant who advised Senator John Kerry in his Presidential run last year. “The 2006 election is an excuse to develop the infrastructure of a Presidential campaign—to raise the money, do the thinking, do the planning, and do the work that’s involved in laying the groundwork for a Presidential run.”

[Mike Bates]

How do you think she's doing that? At any rate, BillyBob will probably be sniffing around the house more.

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[Dreagon]

Can you have worded the headline a tad differently?

[texianyankee]

I need pics to believe that!

[frithguild]

Hillary’s Chest Gets Bigger As ’08 Gets Closer

Overflow from the thighs?

[highlander_UW]

I'd rather not think about Hillary's chest...or her thighs or any other part of her if you don't mind.

[The Wizard]

I thought you meant her chest, (bust)

[Paloma_55]

When I read the headline, I thought perhaps she had gotten a breast enlargement. Have to admit, it wouldn't hurt!

[Mike Bates]

The Observer's headline, not mine.

[Casloy]

Gotta admit, I got pulled in with that headline. Like a train wreck, ya don't want to see it, but ya can't help but look.

[MNJohnnie]

Now there was a truly disgusting mental image.

[najida]

Well,
This headline had everyone thinking the same thing....
Hillary got more boobage.

[capt. norm]

Hillary’s Chest Thighs Gets Bigger As ’08 Gets Closer

* Anatomy reference corrected.

[Mike Bates]

Well,
everyone should clean up their minds. That thought never, ever occurred to me. Absolutely. Positively.

[Young Werther]

Oh No!

An Anna Nicole makeOOver?????

[Mike Bates]

And wouldn't "getting more boobage" require procuring another one of these?

[Rightly Biased]

Hillary’s ChestANKLE Gets Bigger As ’08 Gets Closer

There thats better

[Ditter]

"<<>> To match her thighs? That's and ugly thought.

[NonValueAdded]

Holy implants, Batman, that's one hell of a headline.

[CindyDawg]

Interesting. I thought it was supposed to be the nose.

[xJones]

Well, everyone should clean up their minds. That thought never, ever occurred to me. Absolutely. Positively.

Well, you just shot the hell out of your credibility.:D

[Moose4]

I predict this thread is not going to end well.

}:-)4

[Willie Green]

I thought perhaps she had gotten a breast enlargement. Have to admit, it wouldn't hurt!

Well it sure as hell wouldn't help, either.

[.cnI redruM]

No please!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!

[AntiGuv]

Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. "Bill, Bill wake
up."

Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, "Bill, Bill wake up!"

Bill finally wakes up and says, "What do you want?" Hillary responds, "I
have to go use the bathroom."

To which Bill says, "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me
you have to go to the bathroom."

Hillary says, "No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."

[PilloryHillary]

That's a scary headline! The word "War" should have been before "Chest". Yikes!

[Texas Termite]

"Overflow from the thighs?"

Bingo!!! That's just toooooooooo funny :)

Nana

[Paloma_55]

Anything to take my eyes off her shrill face!!!

[LibLieSlayer]

She has no ankles... her legs terminate in cankles. Her calves and ankles are at one! I have heard her feet are cloven hooves!!!

LLS

[ASA Vet]

I need pics to believe that!

[Texas Termite]

"I thought perhaps she had gotten a breast enlargement. Have to admit, it wouldn't hurt!"

Wouldn't help either. Her only hope is a bag over her head!


Nana

[Paloma_55]

Anything to take my eyes off her shrill face!!!



PS: My apologies to anyone who has not eaten breakfast yet!

[Willie Green]

Anything to take my eyes off her shrill face!!!

Good grief, you'd be better off spraying yourself in the face with mace.

[Paloma_55]

My favorite picture of Hillary....

[rintense]

Ew.

[Crooked Constituent]

I can't believe the Democrats are going to run another northeast liberal Kerry type. Hillary will lose as she is over-rated.

Besides, who wants Bill Clinton as our first man first lady.

[maggief]

[maggief]

Speaking of chests ...

[GianniV]

Opps - headline should've read, "Hillary's Ass gets Bigger ...."

[Tanniker Smith]

I didn't need that image in my head.

(So, is she going on "Nip/Tuck"?)

[texianyankee]

LOL....but I think that pic is enhanced a bit

[gpapa]

[ASA Vet]

You're correct, the held object was changed to a brush.

[moose2004]

Implants?

[Momaw Nadon]

Am I the only one who sees a resemblance?

[Mike Bates]

Credibility? We don't need no steenking credibility.

[Texas Termite]

Oh good grief!! I don't know which picture is worse!!! I wonder if these people have no pride or are just so full of themselves that they truly believe they are "the beautiful people" ?????? Hillary really has hams, doesn't she? And she does nothing to help the ever fading feminine side of herself.

Wish someone would tell me why the folks in MA continue to vote Uncle Ted in election after election. Surely there MUST be a better choice out there.

Nana

[BenLurkin]

They both believe in taking from people for "the common good".

[Mike Bates]

Another workout for Old Crusty.

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

Speaking of chests ...

Tell me the truth now, do horizontal stripes make my hips look bigger?

Regards,
GtG

[Mike Bates]

I'd love to find out.