I never catch colds as long as I gargle with listerine everyday.
posted on 10/25/2005 5:45:47 PM PDT
(I shot an error into the air. It's still going everywhere. R. A. HEINLEIN)
Listerine is fine, but you're more likely to get laid with ginseng.
posted on 10/25/2005 5:47:47 PM PDT
(freepo ergo sum)
I don't catch many colds at all--not even an average of one a year. I ascribe it to a diet rich in protein, daily exercise, and not smoking.
posted on 10/25/2005 5:48:35 PM PDT
by Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
I gargle with listerine every day too. I'm also currently using Lever 2000's new ginseng & vitamin soap. It says "Energize" on the wrapper. I feel like a million bucks, but I smell like a Chinaman!
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