Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries

KGBT ^ | 10/26/05

[LibWhacker]

A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.

49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.

He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

Neither attorneys in the case is clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.

Prosecutors will show a surveillance videotape of the defendant, which shows him sprinkling a substance on the food.

The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but turned the case over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.

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[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

Didn't the pastries stink when his grated turds reconstituted when placed in contact with hot coffee, saliva, milk, or whatever?

~ Blue Jays ~

[Renfield]

Yep. Or, more accurately, Persian. (Lots of different ethnic groups in Iran).

[nmh]

Is it an Iranian "hate crime"?

Oh, forgot. That ONLY applies to white on black crime.

Muslims really do love us. So if he happens to be a Muslim he did it because he loves us.

[Red Badger]

Cut the crap!........no, wait a minute...........

[avg_freeper]

My money's on HE'S A MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You probably on to something.

I bet he's a Shiit Muslim.

[Reaganghost]

Making his dreams of telling people to, "Eat Sh*t" come true.

[Dallas59]

Got to "pass" this on to my roomate....he shops there...

[calrighty]

Iranian Food Terrorist

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You just can't make this SH!T up, PING!!

I was eating lunch, I am not anymore.

[SF Republican]

Did you hear the one about the Jew and The Arabs? A Jew was sitting with two Arabs on a plane and offered to get them a coke; he had taken his shoes off for the flight and when he was gone the Arabs spit in his shoes. At the end of the flight he was putting his shoes on and frowned and said "this has to stop, this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes"

[avg_freeper]

You=>You're

[Physicist]

What the heck is a Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh?

His friends call him "Jimmie".

[Millee]

Crap (hee-hee!) I'm losing my touch! (Off to find more obscure news.....)

[Red Badger]

Does it matter? ANY store that sells pastries in Dallas is now suspect! He was just CAUGHT in ONE!!!! I'd stay away from ALL pastries for a few weeks, and BEWARE "REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE" STICKERS!!!!!!!!

[son of caesar]

yes, that name is iranian. no question. of course with these types, no documentation is forthcoming ususally. but hey, look at it this way, if you have no drives liscense you are in big trouble. not true if you are an illegal alien or a muslim terrorist. sounds fair to me.

[foolscap]

Well that's the sh*ts!

[rdb3]

Eeeewww! How am I supposed to finish my oatmeal now?

If you want a Google GMail account, FReepmail me.

[Mr. Mojo]

I bet he's a Shiit Muslim.

D'oh.

[citizen]

Come on, just a little difference, think cultural diversity here.