I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[Alice au Wonderland]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

Infiltrate: To penetrate, or cause to penetrate, (a region or group) gradually or stealthily, so as to attack or the seize control from within.

Hmmm. Remedial vocabulary and basic boot camp.

This is your first warning.

There will be others? Copy the definitions of both "infiltrate" and "stealth" 250 times each, to be handed in first thing tomorrow morning.

Do not try and resist.

Try?There is no try. There is only do or do not. Right now, I cannot resist mocking you. Double remedial philosophy for you.

It is useless.

Nothing is ever "useless" for it can always be used as an example of what not to do, much like your post. Let's add Intro to Economics and Conservation.

Accept your fate.

I believe that what you meant to say was: "Do what I want, or else". This can only lead to the resistance which you claim is "useless". For this puerile threat, we shall add Intro to Logic, with an emphasis on circular arguments, and Beginner's Debate Club to your studies.

You will be assimilated.

You failed to note the source of your quote and your writing lacks both originality and wit. Please review the following: Book Reports - Part 1: Documentation and Introductory Creative Writing.

Grade: D. Re-write this abysmally simplistic post. Give us something that we can really sink our teeth into.

Professor Alice

[Bars4Bill]

[4mycountry]

Somebody got

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[newcats]

You are an idiot! Geesh..........get a life Dr. Spock wannabee...

What does his post have to do with child rearing?

[Delta 21]

'ee's just pinin.
Hurry up and get the paver off the truck!

[alice_in_bubbaland]

Gee... your the 1st to pick up that one, s/b Mr. Spock! LOL! :) (realized the mistake after I posted.)

[King Prout]

*bowing in abject humility*

that was a thing of beauty!

[darkwing104]

We are the Viking Kitties and you are nothing more than a pile of radio-active ashes to be flushed....All of your Java belongs to us...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[Lady Jag]

Better late than never!

[kstewskis]

[JLO]

IBFTZ

In before the zot! Sniff, sniff!

[chesley]

This little baby made it over to DU

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5190749

[Lady Jag]

[muir_redwoods]

You are the Bore-g

[muir_redwoods]

"No words with obvious spelling errors.

Decent punctuation.

Acceptable syntax.

Actually, one of their better attempts. I'd give it maybe a 7+ on a 10 scale."

And, he didn't blame anything on the "Juwes"

[RushCrush]

Progressive? No thanks, I'm switching to Geico.

Seriously, some commie lib owns Progressive.

[RushCrush]

That is a fantastic sign, is that from a real FReep?

[Incorrigible]

[DocRock]

[wimpycat]

Is this cute or what?

[DocRock]

Sorry Dark, that was directed to Zontron...

I thought it was close enough to Halloween to break this one out from last year!

[TChad]

I'd give it maybe a 7+ on a 10 scale

I'm having trouble dancing to it.

Wait, I can't dance.

[hiredhand]

ZOT!




We know how you must be feeling right about now. :-) ...

[nopardons]

Is that a new kitty gif? I love it! :-)

[Bars4Bill]

modern 21st century progressive:

[mhking]

Move ZOT for great justice.

[RushCrush]

Only if that's gubmint-issued bread! ;)

[Fred Hayek]

"You will be assimilated."


Assimilate this!

[TChad]

Bargain meatloaf.

[Yardstick]

What a thread!

FR does ZOT the way Michael Jordan does basketball.

[ladyinred]

"Progressive" hmmm. That word was first used to describe the Nazi movement. So you are a Nazi from outer space? Or is it the center of earth where you abide? You know, the bottomless pit?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I am an internet java script

You pervert!

[PaulaB]

Yes ..I told him

I would steal his pic...

he let me ;)

[Mr. Blonde]

This is an unbearable strain but I'm doing it harder than I ever have before.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Thank you, O my brother.

*deep curtsy*

With all sincerity, that means a great deal to me.

[IYellAtMyTV]

[Thunder90]

[MarineBrat]

[vigilante2]

[King Prout]

nice to see you whip out a scalpel like that. seriously. that was [expletive] brilliant.

[King Prout]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Jet Jaguar]

Word.

[Constitution Day]

Mooninites unite!

[exile]

"I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode."

How'd that work out for you?

"Modern 21st Century Progressive"

Kind of an oxymoron. Attention Comrade, your ideology is in its death throws. You have failed. Live with it, or better yet, kill yourself.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Thank you.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Once again, thank you.

It was refreshing to wield the scalpel, for a change.

[sionnsar]

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[sionnsar]

What's this all about?		Some guidelines for posting on this thread. Some highlights of this thread.
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[Knitting A Conundrum]

I was wondering when the move would take place...