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Oh boy.

Get me a beer.

NO, WAIT!

1 posted on 10/27/2005 11:37:17 AM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: NormsRevenge

Beer was wonderful for my sex life. Especially when it was consumed in mass quantities by young college girls.


2 posted on 10/27/2005 11:38:15 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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" Problem drinking may dampen both a man's sex life and his chances of having children,"

Not with ugly women!

Sorry! My bad!


3 posted on 10/27/2005 11:38:32 AM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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Judging from the dickheads who get beer muscles, I'd say this study is crap. Funny how thier names are usually Mick or Yo! Vinny.


4 posted on 10/27/2005 11:39:01 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (If you want to be on my Civil Engineer ping list, just say so!)
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To: NormsRevenge

Okay, how do they know it wasn't the cigarettes?


5 posted on 10/27/2005 11:39:03 AM PDT by RichInOC (...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87...My liver is evil. I must punish it.)
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Problem drinking may dampen both a man's sex life

Wouldn't you know then that they'd call it "problem drinking".

;-)

6 posted on 10/27/2005 11:39:40 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Gloria Borger is Andrea Mitchell on Peyote)
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Sure hasn't stopped the irish over the centuries from having lots'o kids.


7 posted on 10/27/2005 11:40:51 AM PDT by in hoc signo vinces ("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis.")
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To: NormsRevenge; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...

Drunk love PING!!


9 posted on 10/27/2005 11:41:19 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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Not as much as meeting Dr. Tin Snips.
10 posted on 10/27/2005 11:42:04 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
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alcoholic men can develop signs of low testosterone, including shrunken testicles and enlarged breasts

Joe Wilson has been looking a little "breasty" lately.

12 posted on 10/27/2005 11:42:37 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Gloria Borger is Andrea Mitchell on Peyote)
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Booze has only hurt my sexlife in that it has made give my REAL number to women of a sort that don't pose for "Vogue" if you know what I mean.

Other than that, the "whiskey" aspect of sex makes a man quite popular and a woman more than willing to distribute your Resume', if you know what I mean.

Other than that basic error on the part of the writer, I find the scietific idea that booze means you don't have to pull out, being a BAD BAD BAD message. I think most 19 year old married men will agree with that.

(did I go to far with that?)


13 posted on 10/27/2005 11:42:42 AM PDT by wickedpinto (The road map to peace is a straight line down an israeli rifle.)
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"Also, it's known that alcoholic men can develop signs of low testosterone, including shrunken testicles and enlarged breasts."

This ex[plains Ted Kennedy.

15 posted on 10/27/2005 11:42:59 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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Problem drinking may dampen both a man's sex life and his chances of having children,

I wasn't aware that one drink every few months constituted "problem drinking."

16 posted on 10/27/2005 11:43:16 AM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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18 posted on 10/27/2005 11:43:49 AM PDT by txroadkill
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I have always said that sterilization agents should be mandatory in any malt liquors sold in the United States. Better to post this at DU, it will scare the welfare queens. If they are unable to breed they will be unable to shake us down for money.


19 posted on 10/27/2005 11:44:06 AM PDT by Now_is_The_Time
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Alcohol, Muthusami said, enters the testicles directly...

Well, that certainly conjures up some weird images in my mind.

21 posted on 10/27/2005 11:45:15 AM PDT by DumpsterDiver
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To: NormsRevenge

I'll drink to that!


24 posted on 10/27/2005 11:47:59 AM PDT by BJClinton (Caliphate? Letís Motivate!)
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To: NormsRevenge

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.


27 posted on 10/27/2005 11:49:50 AM PDT by b4its2late (A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.)
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According to the researchers, these findings likely reflect direct damage to the testicles caused by excessive alcohol.

Fred dropped a case of Coors on his nuts.

29 posted on 10/27/2005 11:50:12 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Gloria Borger is Andrea Mitchell on Peyote)
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Throw away viagra.

Join AA, improve your sex life naturally.


31 posted on 10/27/2005 11:51:22 AM PDT by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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35 posted on 10/27/2005 11:52:09 AM PDT by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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