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DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR MAUREEN DOWD 'RED SHOE DIARIES' PHOTO
Drudge ^ | 10/30/05 | drudge site

Posted on 10/30/2005 8:29:40 PM PST by misterrob

DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR MAUREEN DOWD 'RED SHOE DIARIES' PHOTO Sun Oct 30 2005 13:39:21 ET

"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...

"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"

"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"

"Jerk"

"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."

"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"

"I'm On Deadline"

"Stop me--I'm turning into my mother!"

"Meet The Press."

"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"

"Announcing Donatella Versace's New Line For Winter."

"All dressed up and no place to go"

"You can't always get what you want"

"I am waiting for Scooter"

"Hey sailor, new in town?"

"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"

"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."

"Coming to HBO This Spring: The Women Of The New York Times"

"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"

"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"

"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"

"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"

"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"

"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."

"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"

"Where'd everybody go?"

"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."

"A week in Paris will ease the bite of it."

"Lookin' for Rove in all the wrong places."


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: deservetobesingle; dowdy; drudge; modo; modowd; spinnstress
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anyone else want in on this?
1 posted on 10/30/2005 8:29:41 PM PST by misterrob
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To: misterrob

The bartender doesn't look happy. I would say it's "Leave, lady!"


2 posted on 10/30/2005 8:31:32 PM PST by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: scott7278

bttt


3 posted on 10/30/2005 8:32:14 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Sunday Night + Drudge = Terrorists possibly bombing Pearl Harbor.


4 posted on 10/30/2005 8:32:54 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
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Sunday Night + Drudge = Terrorists possibly bombing Pearl Harbor.

Yup.

5 posted on 10/30/2005 8:33:43 PM PST by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: misterrob
Welcome to 11 hours ago.
6 posted on 10/30/2005 8:34:04 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: misterrob
"The men I'm attracted to keep getting older and the women they're attracted to keep getting younger."

OR

I'm not a spinster, I'm not a spinster, I'm not, I'm really not...."

7 posted on 10/30/2005 8:34:30 PM PST by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: misterrob

Bartender:..
Of all the gin joints in all the world, SHE had to walk into mine!


8 posted on 10/30/2005 8:34:47 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (When someone burns a cross on your lawn, the best firehose is an AK-47.)
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To: misterrob
Five bucks, short time.
Twenty bucks, long time.
9 posted on 10/30/2005 8:35:39 PM PST by Jeff Gordon (Lt. Gen. Russel Honore to MSM: "You are stuck on stupid. Over.")
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To: misterrob

 

That looks like a wide load on that caboose...

 

10 posted on 10/30/2005 8:36:44 PM PST by Fintan (If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
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To: misterrob
"The Chicken Leg Diaries"

"Slepping My Way The The Bottom, The Maureen Dowd Story"

"Michael Douglas Was Intimidated By Mine Being Bigger"

"Tokyo Rose In A Bottle"

"Never Wear Leopard Print If You've Got a Big Ass"

"I Don't have To Turn Over This Stool To Meet Four Gay Guys, All I Have To Do Is Date Four Straight Guys"

11 posted on 10/30/2005 8:36:48 PM PST by Doctor Raoul (Frog march Bogus Joe Wilson to the bank and make him pay reparations to the US taxpayers...)
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To: misterrob
Mo Bitter Blues
12 posted on 10/30/2005 8:36:58 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: martin_fierro

I searched it and came up with nothing under Hoe Dowd's name.


13 posted on 10/30/2005 8:37:20 PM PST by misterrob
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To: misterrob

"Zalman King is barfing for distance."


14 posted on 10/30/2005 8:37:22 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg (Inertia. It's not just for breakfast any more.)
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To: misterrob

The Old Grey Lady, Tis A Pity She's A Whore


15 posted on 10/30/2005 8:38:18 PM PST by weegee (To understand the left is to rationalize how abortion can be a birthright.)
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To: misterrob

Those are great lines, and I'm too tired to be clever, so I'll concede this to you.

But I'd like to ask you--and anyone else reading this--this simple question: If you walked into a bar, and saw this babe with the red stillettos, the long legs, the languid pose, the red hair and the red lipstick...you would look twice, and the second time would be a damned long lookover.

Be honest. Be men. And remember the parameters: A Freeper walks into a bar....

And he doesn't know who she is.
And doesn't know her politics.
And doesn't know her relentless shrill bitchiness, on just about any subject that passes across her computer screen.

Yield to your red-bloodedness, Freeper men, this is one fine cookie.

Remember, we're going on looks alone, right?

Anyone here is of course free to disagree completely, but please understand that, if you do, you're either a liar or a homo.


16 posted on 10/30/2005 8:38:57 PM PST by John Robertson ( Safe Travel)
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To: Petronski

ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!


17 posted on 10/30/2005 8:39:05 PM PST by Doctor Raoul (Frog march Bogus Joe Wilson to the bank and make him pay reparations to the US taxpayers...)
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To: weegee

Hillary isn't completely grey yet.


18 posted on 10/30/2005 8:39:23 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
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To: misterrob
Hey, whattaya know.
19 posted on 10/30/2005 8:39:39 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: misterrob

Hello Joe, you wanna go boom boom!!


20 posted on 10/30/2005 8:40:25 PM PST by Atchafalaya (When you're there, that's the best!!)
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