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To: freepatriot32
Classic Bruce Willis, from the movie "The Last Boy Scout" -

Bruce: "May I have a cigarette?"

Bad Guy: (Gives Bruce the cigarette)

Bruce: "Got a light?"

Bad Guy: (About to light Bruce's cigarette, then punches him in the mouth) "Boo-yah!" (Laughs his ass off)

Bruce: "I seem to have misplaced my cigarette. May I have another one?"

Bad Guy: (Has a hint of fear in eyes) "Why sure..."

Bruce: "Ya touch me again, I'll kill ya."

Bad Guy: (Hits him again, laughs, and holds his hand in pain)

Bruce: (Punches out bad guy)....Other bad guy: "He killed him, he knocked his nose through his skull!"

LOLOL

42 posted on 11/01/2005 5:38:11 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed)
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To: All

Conservative actor bump


43 posted on 11/01/2005 9:56:14 PM PST by monkapotamus
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