Skip to comments.Board member to resume testimony in 'intelligent design' trial
Posted on 11/02/2005 3:35:41 AM PST by PatrickHenry
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Pond Scum alert.
Err, the fourth one from the left is homo sapiens sapien, is it not? He's mythological?
I posted well-sourced quotations on the meaning of the 1st amendment up until FDR packed the court with socialists and communists. The athiest and communist filth on this board screams liar and half-wit. They don't have even have an argument. All they ever want to argue about is their stupid monkey religion. And....
to support your claims because you don't have a single fact to present against evolution, but your lies are over the top to the point where I can't even accept that you believe them. Nothing you say carries any credibility and nothing you say can be trusted.
This ain't about evolution. It's about local control of the public schools. If the minority athiests and monkey-worshippers don't like what the majority decides to teach then they should remove their children and enter them into private schools. Or move to Communist China.
It takes a fit of religious fervor to claim that science is must be autonomous. But this much will be repeated even after all the courts have decided, there is no such thing as content neutrality when it concerns human nature.
All knowledge can be divided into two categories:
Theology, or what happens when God intervenes, and
Science, or what happens when God does not intervene.
I won't even say semi-inteligent design isn't true, only that it can never be science.
So if the citizens of Dearborn, Michigan elect a schoolboard which decides that all public school students must be taught that there is no god but Allah and that Mohammed is his prophet, that would be fine with you?
Are you sure that's an evolution diagram? It looks to me more like 6 scientifically illiterate homosexuals and their pet chimp trying to decide what to write next on an FR crevo thread...
Misnaming something doesn't change its essential nature.
Funny, a post like that would get any non-science-hater banned.
I think what you are trying to say is he's as believeable as a Dover School Board member under oath .....
Where is it I should send my tithes to the Church of the Grand Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Baghdad Bob found a new job I see.
What I find amazing is that I can make a point that should he get his way and real religious teaching should be returned to public schools, that he might not like the result. He just ignores the point, as if I never made it.
You'd think someone that actually used their brain for something more than to hold their hairpiece up would say "gee, that might be bad", or "no, I don't think it will happen that way". But no, the point just fizzles out right in there between the ear wax receptacles.
Me too. Its half the fun on these crevo threads.
I try to imagine these people functioning in society and keep coming up with the same mental image of a guy wearing a sandwich board, screaming his lungs out at tourists in Times Square.
Dang. I missed it.
Double dang. I had already included it in The List-O-Links.
OK enough internet for you today.
Put on your sandwich board and go outside for a little bit.
Selected Highlights of The Wisdom of Rightwing Conspiratr1
Post #79 ain't too shabby:
Yes, and I see they fixed that very useful 'bug'.
I'll leave the link to the deleted #64 for a while. I'm too lazy to spend much time with this guy's material.
Ssssh. He's a Darwin Central infiltration agent. In fact, i've been meaning to suggest he tone it down a bit. Even a creationist is unlikely to be this furiously and crudely ignorant.
Hey that ain't fair as thet was me twigging cajungirl's tail over her reaction to someone else. Context is everything, like not ripping "wall of separation" from Jefferson's Danbury letter either and claiming that atheism is the official state religion.
The entire letter. What context is taken out?
Reply of Thomas Jefferson:
Messrs. Nehemiah Dodge, Ephraim Robbins & Stephen S. Nelson
A Committee of the Danbury Baptist Association in the State of Connecticut
The affectionate sentiments of esteem & approbation which you are so good as to express towards me on behalf of the Danbury Baptist Association, give me the highest satisfaction. My duties dictate a faithful and zealous pursuit of the interests of my constituents and in proportion as they are persuaded of my fidelity to those duties, the discharge of them becomes more and more pleasing.
Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between Church and State. Adhering to this expression of the supreme will of the nation in behalf of the rights of conscience, I shall see with sincere satisfaction the progress of those sentiments which tend to restore to man all his natural rights, convinced he has no natural right in opposition to his social duties.
I reciprocate your kind prayers for the protection and blessing of the common father and creator of man, and tender you for yourselves and your religious association assurances of my high respect and esteem.
January 1, 1802
After further review of the "Selected Highlights" in #118, I have the strangest feeling that we've seen something just like this somehwere before...... hmmmmmmm; I wonder who it could have been......
Mandrake: No. No, I don't, Jack. No.
Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty six. Nineteen fortysix, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works.
What an amazing coincidence.... I knew the material in #118 was familiar......
Ripper: Well, I ah, I ... I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Mandrake: [sighs fearfully]
Ripper: Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence.
Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Followed by Everson v. Board of Education (1947)
I'll freepmail the official address. I am FSM's designate on FR (regardless of what anyone else says).
Gen. Ripper: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Jesus Christ may or may not belong in public schools.
However, that which is not empirical science does not belong in a class on empirical science.
If I didn't know better I'd say those two are the SAME PERSON!
What an amazing coincidence!
Mandrake: Well, no I... I can't say I have, Jack.
Ripper: Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?
Mandrake: Well I... I believe that's what they drink, Jack. Yes.
Ripper: On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Mandrake: Oh, ah, yes. I don't quite.. see what you're getting at, Jack.
Ripper: Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water.
Mandrake: Uhhh God...
Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Mandrake: Yes. [chuckles nervously]
Ripper: You beginning to understand?
Mandrake: Yes. [chuckles. begins laughing/crying quietly]
Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?
Mandrake: Well it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water?
Mandrake: Ah, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes.
Ripper: Well do you now what it is?
Mandrake: No. No, I don't know what it is. No.
Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
between the various "nazi commie monkey-worshipper" comments and the Dr.Strangelove excerpts used to lampoon them... this must be the most ridiculous CREVO thread ever.
He do have a way with words.
A letter has come into my hands. Here is part of it showing how huge this conspiracy is and how far reaching it is.
"Dear Pope: 1593 A.D.
As you know I have been researching the history of Man..........It has come to my attention that the word 'human' is not Latin, but Sanskrit, from 'hanuman' the well known Hindu monkey God......... We all know that in Hindu theology, we rise by levels until we reach the deity. My research conclusively shows that the deity is Hanuman. In other words our existence here on Earth is part of our becoming one with a monkey.............I urge your holiness to cover this up. If it becomes popular knowledge the Earth will descend into chaos and turmoil...................
Yours, Prof. Fribbitz
FR University (located on an island somewhere off the coast of Transylvania)"
Unfortunately the pope at that time (late 1500's) was too busy with the French and English and Germans to do much, but his secrtetary made sure to change the definition to "humanus" from "Hanuman". The Catholic Church is part of this great conbspiracy!
The next stage is an old Victorian goof named Charles Darwin. He promulgated a theory that we descended from monkey and ape like ancestors. Fortunately the Vatican's strong arms got to him before he said we were all monkey's Uncles.
Recently the DNA sequence of Hanuman's (oops!, humans) and Chimp's have been determined. Once again the Vatican strong armed these people into saying we are only 98% similar. The truth is we are 100% the same.
This letter is crumbling before my very eyes, but the truth must be told.
WE ARE NOT DESCENDED FROM MONKEYS - WE ARE MONKEYS!.
Creationists and Evolutionists alike will both be astounded by this. We must tell the truth. When you achieve perfection and become one with the deity you will look like this:
reckon s/he/it's a penetrator/ageant-provocateur?
I personally think most creationists are phony. It's a scam to control people and lighten their wallets without breaking laws. With luck you don't even have to pay taxes.
well... I think of Creationist Movements in much the same way I think of Leftist Movements: The *leadership* is phoney, a bunch of power/money-grubbing liars, thugs, and pimps; The *grass-roots* are sincere, but dangerously ignorant.
I'm sure this is true of big organizations like AIG and DI. They probably laugh at their customers while counting their money.
Perhaps he's running for school board?
I am inclined to suspect this of all "movements" - including the conservative "movement".
it is my baseline assumption that movement leaders consider their followers to be "suckers".
This assumption can be confirmed or falsified by empirical evidence.
So far as I can tell, NO movement is entirely free of this, and few movements are not dominated by this.
And so... my contempt for "groupthink" and "identity politics" and "movements" grows ever more set.
It seems to be true for the Institute for Creation Research:
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Gifts can be designated for research, the graduate school, seminars, or any specific part of the ICR ministry. All others will be used where most needed. We pledge to use them wisely and with integrity. As a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization, your donations are tax exempt.
Source: Scroll down to: Can I donate to ICR?.
Well, Dembski's Filtre shows no essential difference between RWC1, Bonsell, & Buckingham.