posted on 11/02/2005 9:12:07 PM PST
To: Judith Anne; Mother Abigail
posted on 11/02/2005 9:13:26 PM PST
(May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that you're dead.)
Yeah, yeah, yeah....
And global warming will melt the polar icecaps, raising the ocean level, drowning us all next week.
More doom and gloom bullsqueeze from the Birdcage Liner of Record.
posted on 11/02/2005 9:17:58 PM PST
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
posted on 11/02/2005 9:18:39 PM PST
An outbreak of the avian flu virus in the United States could infect one-third of the population and kill as many as 1.9 million people, according to an analysis by the federal government released today.
Yes and monkeys could fly out my a$$ too, but it's not likely.
posted on 11/02/2005 9:23:05 PM PST
(Is it more stupid believe in God, or to be offended by that which you don't believe exists?)
Wasn't W supposed to give a warning of a flu pandemic yesterday? Did that happen? I got a flu shot. Am I saved?
posted on 11/02/2005 9:27:10 PM PST
(All roads lead back to Rome.Boldness has genius, power &magic in it.. Begin your dissertation now!)
All this hype about avian flu frankly reminds me of a bit George Carling did a few years back. He's reading the news and reads a story about traffic safety and he says something along the lines of:
"Over the weekend there were a total of 7 accidents reported on local roads which brings the monthly total to 18. The Highway Deptartment says it's expecting a total of 60. YOU'RE NOT TRYING FRIENDS!!!"
"And when you hear of wars and tumults, do not be terrified; for this must first take place, but the end will not be at once." Then he said to them, "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom; there will be great earthquakes, and in various places famines and pestilences; and there will be terrors and great signs from heaven. But before all this they will--persecute you,"
Any of this stuff sound familiar to anyone else?
posted on 11/02/2005 9:28:35 PM PST
("The frenzy of the Mohammedans has devastated the churches of God" -Pope Urban II, 1097AD)
I figure if we just wash our hands more often and cook our poultry before we eat it we should do just fine.
posted on 11/02/2005 9:30:26 PM PST
("Liberals are like a broken pencil.......useless with no point.")
can we all please ask Jim Rob for a topic link on top, or at least the sidebar?
posted on 11/02/2005 9:54:52 PM PST
("..the very obsession of your public service must be Duty, Honor, Country." Gen. Douglas MacArthur)
doom and gloom,
raise taxes, raise gov't
more doom and gloom
more taxes, more government
posted on 11/02/2005 11:08:17 PM PST
(Leftism is the INSANE Cult of the Artificial)
To: neverdem; All
posted on 11/03/2005 12:53:52 AM PST
( http://www.lifeethics.org Vote For Proposition 2 Nov 8 Defend law, not just marriage.)
Possiblec FAR SIDE caption:
"While the world mobilized all its medical resources to stop the avian flu, snail ebola continues its relentless crawl."
posted on 11/07/2005 4:24:00 PM PST
(Give Them Liberty Or Give Them Death! - IT'S ISLAM, STUPID! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth)
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