Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[ARealMothersSonForever]

IATZ.
Had to kill a few electrons just to let a MadLurker know that compassionate conZOTatism is alive and well. Poor form on the Lurker's part.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Good ping, DW. This one's pretty funny.

[JLO]

Zot me good. LOL!

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

It's fun to laugh at yourself, it's a tonic tried and true, it's fun to look at yourself, as other people do....

"it's a tonic tried and true", eh? After years of watching that show, I finally find out what those words were. Thanks! (kinda like, "through the courtesy of Fred's two feet)

[Republican Wildcat]

See ya, See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.

[Republican Wildcat]

LOL

[Thunder90]

[PilloryHillary]

You stupid trolls are so funny!

[chesley]

Humorous?? I read some, but failed to find either wit, cleverness, or even shock value. So it didn't even qualify as "bathroom" humor. In fact, it was so humorless that it wasn't even offensive, just sad.

But that's just my take on it. If it rings your bell, go for it. Out there in ZOTland, where you have already been sent.

[chesley]

Why are trolls so dumb?? Not all of them are. DU trolls are FR are pretty dumb. But there are very many FR trolls on DU that are very smart, and last a long time stirring up the anthill over there.

[chesley]

For DU chicks, those aren't too bad.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Troll, I was laughing alright - at it's stupidity!!!!

[JLO]

[sionnsar]

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[sionnsar]

Here we are, such as it is.

[GVnana]

I checked out the website. I think it's pretty funny!

[sionnsar]

Are we moving?
I need to go to the bathroom first!

We've already moved. But you'll find shiny new facilities here!

[A CA Guy]

There seems to be termites, and we may have to replace some of the floor boards, but the structures still is sound.

[EsmeraldaA]

Alrighty then. Thank you.

Will you add me to your list pretty please?

I'm not there.

[sionnsar]

I checked out the website. I think it's pretty funny!

Actually... it is! LOL

[sionnsar]

Alrighty then. Thank you.

You're quite welcome. After a little practice it becomes easy to just wave the wand (er, mouse*) and *ZOT*, we're there!

(* Or touchpad, since I accidentally blew out the USB ports on this laptop and so I can't use a mouse.)

Will you add me to your list pretty please? I'm not there.

You are now... *\;-)

[NicknamedBob]

Zot! Because We Want To!

Now it’s Zot because we want to, and because it has to be.
They won’t stop coming ‘round because it’s instinct to be FRee.
You’d think that they would learn somehow, and thus avoid the Zot!
But brainless trolls can’t learn a thing, and that is what we’ve got!

So every month or so, we have to start another thread,
To dedicate to trolls who come around and end up dead.
And while we sit here waiting for the Turkey-Shoot to start,
We like to take some time to take a look at other’s art.

For some there are who have a way with hue and brush,
While others can command some words to make our sailors blush,
Still others use a camera, and capture scenes of art,
And then our engineers will want to take some things apart!

We like to know what makes things tick, or what can make them stop,
And that’s why we put trolls in graves, and monuments on top.
For many ways there are that one can put forth worthy thought,
The shinyness of this gets trolls excited, and then caught.

They get so very jumpy when they think they have a zinger,
That they can then present apace, and stun some poor right-winger.
How sad to see them stupefied, and staring at the glimmer,
Of their slim hopes so firmly dashed, and getting so much slimmer.

And so we freshen up the page, and ping our thronging hordes,
The call to battle sounds amid the clash of mental swords.
The battle is of wits and it seems unfairly matched,
Their flights of fancy end almost before they have been hatched!

NicknamedBob . . . . July 31, 2005

[tuliptree76]

Hello.

[sayfer bullets]

RATZOTZ!!!

[EsmeraldaA]

Thanks.
And OUCH! careful with the 'accidents'. hehe hehe

[EsmeraldaA]

Poetry before bed. The best.

Thank you.

[sionnsar]

LOL -- excellent!

[Sally'sConcerns]

You give yourself away as a returning troll or a disgruntled banned nidgit when you know about "Font fix".

[MEG33]

Love it..
A lullaby for the Kitties!

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

LOL.

I love that golden frog!

:0)

[tuliptree76]

Good night.

[Delta 21]

The Mad Lurker has been ground into a fine poweder and made one with the asphalt. This thread is officially the undisputed property of RKBA.

[Delta 21]

You got the first "00" ! ! ! !

[birbear]

A little over the top from what I saw. I scrolled through most of it, read bits and pieces of it, and I got a chuckle out of it.

I love parody.

Kind of a shame that you're going to be zotted.

[Delta 21]

[sionnsar]

Kind of a shame that you're going to be zotted.

Zotted weeks ago. We just moved in and took over the thread.

[birbear]

I see that now.

I should always check the date before consuming.

[Delta 21]

Its never too late to ZOT! I predict this guy getting the ZOT a few hundred more times in the upcoming month.

[Watery Tart]

...I see your three animated penguins...

....and raise you two more....

They're not pirates, you unnerstand...

[Jack Deth]

WE SMELL....TROLLS!!!


Jack.

[Paul_Denton]

Awesome!

[Smokin' Joe]

Actually, I thought it was pretty good parody--over the top, of course, but that is one of the hallmarks of the genre. Heck, I laughed.

And I could swear I'd been on a thread or two like that...

[scott0347]

Woohoo!! In the first 200 !!!!!!!!

[Tax-chick]

Good morning!

[NicknamedBob]

Morning, T-C!

I'm heading over to get the Word, then off to work.

New thread seems kinda light and airy, doesn't it?

[Tax-chick]

Good word. I was surprised to see we'd moved; it seemed like November was going on forever.

Four Scout meetings and a doctor's appointment today ... here we go!

[sauropod]

mark

[Dead Corpse]

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[Dead Corpse]

Yeah... I thought so too. ;-)