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Pity tired Teresa, losing takes its toll
Boston Herald ^ | 11/04/05 | Howie Carr

Posted on 11/04/2005 10:26:39 AM PST by raccoonradio

Do you think it’s easy being Teresa Heinz Kerry today?

This is a sad weekend for the Beautiful People of Louisburg Square. Yesterday was the first anniversary of Sen. Liveshot Kerry’s grudging concession speech at Faneuil Hall, after he was narrowly defeated for the presidency by a mere 4 million votes.

It’s been a sad year for the Kerrys and all their get-a-life, trust-funded supporters who refuse to remove the fading Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers.

This week, New England Cable News reporter Alison King interviewed 67-year-old Mama T about life since the tragedy of Ohio. (They were robbed in the Buckeye State, you know. Just ask them. They’ll tell you.)

The reporter asked Mrs. Kerry what it was like a year ago today.

“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”

Talk about hell. Stuck in her first husband’s trust fund’s $5-million Sun Valley mansion. And Mama T . . . never . . . skied . . . once.

“I was too tired,” she continued. “That’s deep exhaustion. I just wanted to read and be quiet.”

What a relief for John - the quiet, I mean. By the way, despite the tragic events of 2004, Mr. and Mrs. Heinz haven’t stopped pitying the Little People who didn’t marry a billion dollars: “They are wonderful people,” she told NECN, “they’re gutsy people, a lot of them really are going through hell and they don’t complain.”

Unlike some aging gold diggers who are too exhausted to go skiing. And how is the senator doing?

“I think he’s doing very well actually for someone who’s a soldier and and and and uh and uh - ”

A gigolo? Is that the word you’re searching for, Mama T?

Is there - could King keep a straight face as she asked this - is there a chance Liveshot will run for president again in 2008?

“To do that,” Mama T said, “it would not be an exercise in vanity, I promise you.”

If it isn’t, it’ll be the first thing Liveshot has ever done in his life that wasn’t. Whatever the future holds, the lovebirds will always have 2004. Liveshot’s battle cries will forever thunder down the halls of American political history:

“I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it . . . You’re looking at the biggest cheesehead in America . . . Manny Ortiz . . . Is this where I get me a huntin’ license? . . . Bring it on! . . . Help is on the way . . . I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for duty.”

I got an e-mail from a guy in Milton who claims that last Saturday he and his wife were eating dinner at a posh joint (as if the Kerrys eat anywhere else) where Billy Crystal and the Kerrys were also dining.

Guess who sauntered over to Billy Crystal’s table, according to my correspondent? Crystal started telling Kerry about his new movie, which concerns a U.S. president who finds out he’s about to die and has 24 hours to get his affairs in order. Crystal was politely outlining all the duties of making a film when Liveshot interrupted him: “You know, if I wasn’t doing what I’m doing right now, I would want to be directing.”

Kerry’s office confirmed that he did break bread with Crystal. I asked whether the quote about his Hollywood dream was correct.

“I don’t think so,” the flack said.

I think so. Apparently it’s not enough for Kerry to be Kevin Federline’s role model. Now he also wants to be Guy Ritchie, which I guess would make Mama T an even wrinklier Madonna.

Now I’m so exhausted, I’ll need a month off. With no skiing.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 2004election; bostonherald; howiecarr; johnkerry; kerry; liveshot; massachusetts; tarayza; teresaheinz; teresakerry
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to tune of Bee Gees' Massachusetts:

He is going back to Massachusetts Couldn't win the White House if he tried And they still love him back in Massachusetts They voted for him, through all those times he lied

Got a lot of votes in San Francisco New York and L.A., they loved him too But he's still going back to Massachusetts The Swift Boat Here left liberals so blue

1 posted on 11/04/2005 10:26:39 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

2 posted on 11/04/2005 10:28:10 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

This is a funny article.


3 posted on 11/04/2005 10:29:16 AM PST by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: raccoonradio
“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”

Am I suppose to feel sorry for her???

Hell I would love to be able spend a whole month in the mountains doing nothing

4 posted on 11/04/2005 10:29:22 AM PST by Mo1
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To: raccoonradio
Thanks for keeping us up to date on everyone's favorite African-American. :-)
5 posted on 11/04/2005 10:31:15 AM PST by cgbg (Racism is identifying, quantifying, and determining social policy by race.)
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To: raccoonradio

swift boat HERO that should say, oops


6 posted on 11/04/2005 10:31:18 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: tallhappy

John Kerry is my favorite comedian :) And who better than Howie Carr to tell you about him.

The Real John Kerry:
http://www.davidstuff.com/incorrect/carr1.htm

Time to scrape off those bumper stickers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1297082/posts


7 posted on 11/04/2005 10:33:38 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

"Is this where I get me a huntin’ license?"

LOL, I completely forgot about that one. What a tard.


8 posted on 11/04/2005 10:34:13 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Mo1

“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”

If she got so exhausted just campaigning, how in the world was she goin to be a first lady....???


9 posted on 11/04/2005 10:34:51 AM PST by SMARTY
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To: raccoonradio
I've always wondered why Mother Teresa demanded that he
sign a pre-nup.Does she know something that we don't?
(end sarcasm)
10 posted on 11/04/2005 10:35:42 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: Mo1
Hell I would love to be able spend a whole month in the mountains doing nothing

Had John Kerry been elected, and increased taxes as he had planned, there would be millions of Americans sitting at home for months at a time, doing nothing.

11 posted on 11/04/2005 10:35:46 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: raccoonradio
(They were robbed in the Buckeye State, you know. Just ask them. They’ll tell you whether you ask them or not.)

There, that's better.

12 posted on 11/04/2005 10:37:35 AM PST by Bob
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To: raccoonradio
“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”

Talk about hell. Stuck in her first husband’s trust fund’s $5-million Sun Valley mansion. And Mama T . . . never . . . skied . . . once.

“I was too tired,” she continued. “That’s deep exhaustion. I just wanted to read and be quiet.”

I can feel tears welling up inside me. This poor poor, sad woman. It's sooooo tragic. What can I say? What can anyone say...

13 posted on 11/04/2005 10:37:40 AM PST by GOPJ
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To: exile

Liveshot audio, from Howie's Kerry site, http://www.liveshot.cc

I don't think "can I get me a license" is on there at this point but some other memorable cuts are!
http://liveshot.cc/liveshot_audio.htm

The polite Mrs. Kerry tells a reporter to shove it:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/26/dems.heinz.remark/

(Hillary's reaction: she felt a lot of Americans would
respond, "Good for you--you go, girl")


14 posted on 11/04/2005 10:37:44 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

didn't kerry server in Viet nam? I heard a rumor to that effect. couple of hundred times during the campaign...

but I really do feel for Tereza. I kinda like her. If i was in her shoes, I'd be just the same. Imagine - having to put up with Kerry-baby 24/7.

me! croctety, mean, nasty and eccentric! I'd be in seventh heaven. and I wouldn't ski either. ;-)


15 posted on 11/04/2005 10:38:12 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you.)
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To: raccoonradio

We need photos of all those Kerry losers - wussyboys and hairy women crying in the night when their boy lost.

That seems so long ago!!!


16 posted on 11/04/2005 10:39:20 AM PST by LongsforReagan (Dick Cheney is the best elected official in this country. Period.)
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To: camle

>>didn't kerry server in Viet nam?

Yes, "President Nixon" sent him and he was near or across the Cambodia border in Dec. of '68. Now wait a minute, Nixon
didn't take office till 1/20/69...and some feel that Kerry
didn't get to Cambodia after all (or if he did, he was
against regulations) but let's not confuse the argument
with facts, here.


17 posted on 11/04/2005 10:40:32 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

18 posted on 11/04/2005 10:41:18 AM PST by JennysCool (Non-Y2K-Compliant)
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To: LongsforReagan

This thread from the other day has some pix of Kerry losers
(thanks to Recovering_Democrat and others)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1514141/posts


19 posted on 11/04/2005 10:41:33 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

I can see why she was exhausted. She did the work of three men.

Moe, Larry and Curly!


20 posted on 11/04/2005 10:42:23 AM PST by FMBass (“Now that I’m sober I watch a lot of news” – Garofalo: From “Treason” by Coulter)
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To: JennysCool

Kerry violated Rule #1 of campaigning, "Never do any activity where you can be photographed in a silly position."


21 posted on 11/04/2005 10:44:11 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Mo1

“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once.”

After the election, I thought she probably had checked onto rehab someplace.


22 posted on 11/04/2005 10:44:34 AM PST by kalee
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To: raccoonradio
Sweet memories:
The Kerry-Edwards campaign announced that the City of Boston and Mayor Tom Menino will host "Election Night Celebration with John Kerry and John Edwards" in Boston's Copley Square Tuesday evening, November 2nd.

"Boston is home, it's where we started our campaign, it's where John Edwards and I were nominated and it's where we will finish our successful campaign for the White House," said the Democratic nominee for President John Kerry, "Mayor Menino and the city of Boston hosted a world class convention this summer and we appreciate all the hard work they did in hosting our national party convention. We are honored that they will host our victorious election night celebration," Kerry added.

CE-LE-BRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!


23 posted on 11/04/2005 10:45:29 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: LA Woman3

* Funny article ping *


24 posted on 11/04/2005 10:46:31 AM PST by caryatid (In the land of dreamy dreams . . .)
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To: kalee

>>I thought she had probably checked onto rehab someplace

With whiskey-soaked raisins.

""You get some gin and get some white raisins - and only white raisins - and soak them in the gin for two weeks."


25 posted on 11/04/2005 10:47:26 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

"And how is the senator doing?

“I think he’s doing very well actually for someone who’s a soldier and and and and uh and uh - ” "

He was a soldier 30 freaking years ago and then turned traitor.



26 posted on 11/04/2005 10:48:33 AM PST by BadAndy (Unnecessarily harsh)
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To: raccoonradio
That old rich broad has gone back to the name she's always used throughout her marriage to John...Heinz

skerry after his defeat immediately brought his girlfriend back from some place she was hiding out from the American Public.

And I've got news for those 2 losers...OHIO WAS NEVER sKERRY'S...has been a state gone Republican for yrs. No matter how many times you tell a lie...it never changes....it's still a lie. The liberal loons will never get it....

Those 2 losers can't believe after all the money spent by them...those bucko's would add up to a win. Only one word for both of them DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL!!!

27 posted on 11/04/2005 10:51:04 AM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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"Mr. and Mrs. Heinz haven’t stopped pitying the Little People who didn’t marry a billion dollars: “They are wonderful people,” she told NECN, “they’re gutsy people, a lot of them really are going through hell and they don’t complain.”

DON'T COMPLAIN???

Liberals just can not open their mouths without invariably demonstrating that they live in an altered reality.

28 posted on 11/04/2005 10:51:55 AM PST by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: raccoonradio

I just received a flier in my mailbox today. John Kerry is going to appear at a campaign rally for Mayor Bob Baines, up for reelection in Manchester NH. I guess the mayor is setting himself up for defeat.


29 posted on 11/04/2005 10:52:45 AM PST by shekkian
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To: TheClintons-STILLAnti-American

Angry, bitter liberals. They're not really HAPPY unless
they're unhappy.


30 posted on 11/04/2005 10:53:21 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

Somebody should buy Mama T a clue. It already was an exercise in VANITY.


31 posted on 11/04/2005 10:54:47 AM PST by rod1
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To: nutmeg; Howlin

Friday afternoon chuckle ping!


32 posted on 11/04/2005 10:58:09 AM PST by NautiNurse
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To: raccoonradio

One year later, and reading posts like these still makes me chuckle!


33 posted on 11/04/2005 10:58:38 AM PST by Lou L
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To: raccoonradio

You nailed a basic truth of life.
Some people are miserable and they revel in their own misery. They like misery so much they want everybody to be miserable. Liberalism IS a mental disease. No joke.


34 posted on 11/04/2005 11:00:26 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: raccoonradio

"supporters who refuse to remove the fading Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers."

--- Anyone know where I can get some "Stuck on Stupid" stickers to place next to the K-E ones?


35 posted on 11/04/2005 11:03:19 AM PST by Casekirchen (If allah is really another name for the Judeo-Christian God, why do the islamics pray to a rock?)
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To: raccoonradio

Exhausted? Try working, raising children, running a home and worrying about liberal politicians stealing your hard earned money - that's exhausted.


36 posted on 11/04/2005 11:03:41 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: raccoonradio

>>>“Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I PRAYED AND GAVE THANKS TO THE GODS THAT IDIOT DID NOT GET ELECTED. I mean come ON! I married unfathomable money so I wouldn't have to DO anything and here I squeaked by on possibly having to DO stuff and be all hospitable to smelly people from other countries. And to live in a paupers home like that White House. I just don't know how Barbara does it. Uck. Regular people come in there! Did you know that? Off the street even!

I need a drink."


37 posted on 11/04/2005 11:15:02 AM PST by sandbar
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To: Mo1
"Exhaustion,” she began. “I was so exhausted at the end I know that I took a month to go to the mountains and I never skied once."

...she continued, "I was so exhausted, I couldn't remember whether I was supposed to eat 9 white raisins soaked in 1 bottle of gin or drink 9 bottles of gin garnished with 1 white raisin every morning...being so damn exhauted, I decided I'd better just just eat those 9 damn raisins AND drink those 9 damn bottles of gin every morning. Believe me some mornings it was almost more than I could do to get all 9 of those damn raisins down."

38 posted on 11/04/2005 11:17:13 AM PST by top 2 toe red
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To: exile

My favorite was when he was in the stands for the Carlton Fisk homerun and the 78' playoff game. Turns out he was at a fund raiser both times.
Then he said he ran the Boston marathon but didn't remember what year or what his time was.


39 posted on 11/04/2005 11:24:16 AM PST by Holicheese (Would you like a beer? No thanks, I will have a bud light.)
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To: raccoonradio

Is that Billy Bob Thornton? Sure looks like him


40 posted on 11/04/2005 11:25:51 AM PST by Jen from Tn.
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To: raccoonradio

What's this "Liveshot" stuff? Is Lurch a retired porn star too?


41 posted on 11/04/2005 11:29:18 AM PST by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: Hank Rearden

Liveshot was the nickname given to Kerry by Howie Carr. It seems that whenever a TV camera's around, Kerry dashes to be in front of it so they can do a "liveshot" with him.


42 posted on 11/04/2005 11:31:00 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: Jen from Tn.

I don't know if it's Mr. Bad Santa/Bad News Bears/SlingBlade
but who knows!


43 posted on 11/04/2005 11:31:52 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: Jen from Tn.

I don't think so but it sure does look like him. But the girl is an actress, isn't she, or come to think of it, is that Kerry's daughter?


44 posted on 11/04/2005 11:32:29 AM PST by 2rightsleftcoast
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To: raccoonradio

Ahh, I see. Like Schmuckie Schumer and Pignose Waxman. Thanks.


45 posted on 11/04/2005 11:35:50 AM PST by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: Casekirchen
"Anyone know where I can get some "Stuck on Stupid" stickers to place next to the K-E ones?"

great idea...maybe we can carry post-it notes and just write it out....it is more personal that way
46 posted on 11/04/2005 11:36:47 AM PST by Kimmers
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To: raccoonradio
I feel the pain of those two dejected yuppies.I'll wager that they're red diaper,trust fund babies who get at least $15K a month from mommy's and daddy's trust fund....summer on Martha's Vineyard...winter in Aspen....springtime on The Upper West Side.
47 posted on 11/04/2005 11:40:36 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: JennysCool

Yes,I can see "Live Shot" as the Minister Of Silly Walks.


48 posted on 11/04/2005 11:42:34 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: Gay State Conservative

This is pretty funny stuff, but you know what? I kinda liked Theresa. She struck me as just about as unphony as her husband is phony. When she picked up the baby and said, "My, he's a chubby one," I thought it was the most sincere statment to come out of the Kerry campaign.


49 posted on 11/04/2005 11:46:45 AM PST by Republican Academic (rightwing academic)
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To: Republican Academic

I so much want Kerry to run against Clinton in the primaries. The " cat fighting " between Terezza and the beast will be incredible.


50 posted on 11/04/2005 11:51:32 AM PST by babydoll22 (If you stop growing as a person you live in your own private hell.)
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