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"Double Secret Probation" promised by French Government (vanity/humor)
Me | 11/07/05 | GeorgiaDawg32

Posted on 11/07/2005 1:49:12 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32

In a stunning turn of events, the French Government today promised to put all the rioters on Double Secret Probation if they don't cease and desist their actions immediately. Jacque Chirac, contacted at his underground bunker somewhere on the outskirts of Paris said he's taking this drastic action because of the refusal of the rioters to stop burning stuff even though the government has told them they'll jump up and down and hold their breath if they don't.

This reporter (ahem) contacted members of Delta House regarding this escalation of threats by the French and responded that this is no time to mess around. Once the French start to threaten it will get worse and worse. Dean Ferber...err...President Chirac is fully capable of threats that far exceed the threat threshold (say that 3 times fast). Chirac further went on to state that effective immediately, a curfew is in effect meaning the police and all law enforcement will be off the streets by 10 p.m.

In a related note, members of Monty Python have indicated they're going on a reunion tour because they just can't pass this opportunity up.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chirac; doublesecret; france; franceriots; french; jacqueschirac; muslims; parismetro; probation; surrender; villepin

1 posted on 11/07/2005 1:49:13 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

HAHAHAH! Hysterical !


2 posted on 11/07/2005 1:56:27 PM PST by Personal Responsibility (All I want for tomorrow is to make it better than today!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

What's the French for "double secret probation"?


3 posted on 11/07/2005 2:00:54 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero

I don't have any idea..I got 4 D's in French in high school because the teacher LIKED me..:)


4 posted on 11/07/2005 2:01:57 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Chiraco Chiractarski's marks for his performance in quelling the riots: 0.00


5 posted on 11/07/2005 2:04:42 PM PST by Cyclopean Squid (Leftism is Civilizational Masochism)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
6 posted on 11/07/2005 2:08:03 PM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

No, No, No, No. The Dean of France U. would never take such drastic, hardball actions. He would surrender his office to Delta and offer to entertain at their next party, including the Deans wife. You take it from there. Vichy University??


7 posted on 11/07/2005 2:08:27 PM PST by JewishRighter
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Babelfish says "double épreuve secrète." I don't know if the Academie Francaise would give that its seal of approval. But Chirac might find it useful.
8 posted on 11/07/2005 2:09:34 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero

hehehe...


9 posted on 11/07/2005 2:10:29 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

"STOP! or I will say Stop again!"


10 posted on 11/07/2005 2:11:21 PM PST by Wiseghy (Discontent is the want of self-reliance: it is infirmity of will. Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

seven years of college down the drain...


11 posted on 11/07/2005 2:11:59 PM PST by frankenMonkey (Name one civil liberty that was not paid for in blood)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Fat, muslim, and stupid is no way to go through life.


12 posted on 11/07/2005 2:14:49 PM PST by phugg
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
GREG: What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation.

WORMER: They are?

GREG: Yes, sir.

WORMER:Oh…Then as of now, they're on double secret probation!

GREG: Double secret probation, sir?

WORMER:There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the Dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency.

It appears that Dean Wormer had more power to preserve order than does President Chirac.

13 posted on 11/07/2005 2:24:17 PM PST by Plutarch
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To: BlackElk

Animal House ping


14 posted on 11/07/2005 3:17:31 PM PST by PalestrinaGal0317 (We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity-Ann Coulter)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Chirac further went on to state that effective immediately, a curfew is in effect meaning the police and all law enforcement will be off the streets by 10 p.m.

This is hysterical. A FReeper said this on one of the threads this morning and cracked me right up.

15 posted on 11/07/2005 3:19:59 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: PalestrinaGal0317

No more fun of any kind!


16 posted on 11/07/2005 3:24:19 PM PST by Iguana
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To: Cicero

Double épreuve secrète.


17 posted on 11/07/2005 3:26:39 PM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Chirac: Nicolas, what is the worst demographic group in this country?
Sarkozy: Well, that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way...
Chirac: Cut the horses**t, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of grenades into the swim meet? Who set the medical school cadavers on fire? Every haj season the trees are filled with underwear. Every Ramadan the car parks explode...
Sarkozy: You're talking about the Muslims, sir.
Chirac: Of course I'm talking about the Muslims, you TWERP!
18 posted on 11/07/2005 3:36:16 PM PST by RichInOC (...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87...damned glad to meet you.)
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To: Cicero
What's the French for "double secret probation"?

la probation secrète double

(Adjectives typically come after nouns in the French language, except for the times they don't ;-).)

19 posted on 11/07/2005 3:45:13 PM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

In the latest news from France, President Jacques Chirac exhorts the head of the Paris police to do something about this "dangerous situation".

20 posted on 11/07/2005 3:50:06 PM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

kinda like "i before e except in budweiser"


21 posted on 11/07/2005 4:05:42 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
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To: RichInOC

LOL that's good..:)


22 posted on 11/07/2005 4:06:23 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

Why do I get the distinct impression that the police chief's answer was something along the lines of "Whut the hail we s'poze to do, ya mo-ron?"


23 posted on 11/07/2005 4:08:13 PM PST by RichInOC (...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87...Douglas C. "Stork" Kenney, R.I.P.)
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace; Cicero
"la probation secrète double

(Adjectives typically come after nouns in the French language, except for the times they don't ;-).)

More importantly, how do you say it in Arabic?

24 posted on 11/07/2005 4:08:59 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: RichInOC

LOL..I can picture the keystone kops over there runnin every which way without a clue what they're doing or where they're going..


25 posted on 11/07/2005 4:42:26 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
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To: Yaelle

that was probably me since I'm the only one I know of sayin it..but if it wasn't, I'm flattered someone swiped the line..:)


26 posted on 11/07/2005 4:43:39 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
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To: Joe 6-pack
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27 posted on 11/07/2005 5:08:34 PM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

that's "double secret probation" in arabic?


28 posted on 11/07/2005 5:21:48 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I did my best - one word at a time ;-). I couldn't find any free translators online that would do phrases of English to Arabic.


29 posted on 11/07/2005 5:24:37 PM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace

well in the words of a now deceased southern neighbor I used to have .. "you done good"


30 posted on 11/07/2005 5:31:54 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead 13 year old girls to prove it...)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Except just now it occurred to me, I should have posted each word's translation backwards..... And Arabic is read from right to left. That's all I know. I haven't a clue about syntax and all that stuff. French I know. Arabic I don't.


31 posted on 11/07/2005 5:34:32 PM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: PalestrinaGal0317; sittnick; ninenot

We need to preserve the restaurants (islamofascisti can neither afford to patronize them nor appreciate the cuisine) and the wineries and vineyards since France's future Islamorulers are a tad fussy about adult beverages (as Rush calls them) and Paris and the art museums and Notre Dame Cathedral and Chartres and anything else REALLY Catholic. Trash the rest.


32 posted on 11/08/2005 7:48:27 AM PST by BlackElk (Dean of Discipline of the Tomas de Torquemada Gentlemen's Club)
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