posted on 11/07/2005 1:56:27 PM PST
by Personal Responsibility
(All I want for tomorrow is to make it better than today!)
What's the French for "double secret probation"?
posted on 11/07/2005 2:00:54 PM PST
Chiraco Chiractarski's marks for his performance in quelling the riots: 0.00
posted on 11/07/2005 2:04:42 PM PST
by Cyclopean Squid
(Leftism is Civilizational Masochism)
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
posted on 11/07/2005 2:08:03 PM PST
(God bless president Bush!)
No, No, No, No. The Dean of France U. would never take such drastic, hardball actions. He would surrender his office to Delta and offer to entertain at their next party, including the Deans wife. You take it from there. Vichy University??
"STOP! or I will say Stop again!"
posted on 11/07/2005 2:11:21 PM PST
(Discontent is the want of self-reliance: it is infirmity of will. – Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Fat, muslim, and stupid is no way to go through life.
posted on 11/07/2005 2:14:49 PM PST
GREG: What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation.
WORMER: They are?
GREG: Yes, sir.
Then as of now, they're on double secret probation!
GREG: Double secret probation, sir?
WORMER:There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the Dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency.
It appears that Dean Wormer had more power to preserve order than does President Chirac.
posted on 11/07/2005 2:24:17 PM PST
posted on 11/07/2005 3:17:31 PM PST
(We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity-Ann Coulter)
Chirac further went on to state that effective immediately, a curfew is in effect meaning the police and all law enforcement will be off the streets by 10 p.m.
This is hysterical. A FReeper said this on one of the threads this morning and cracked me right up.
posted on 11/07/2005 3:19:59 PM PST
Chirac: Nicolas, what is the worst demographic group in this country?
Sarkozy: Well, that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way...
Chirac: Cut the horses**t, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of grenades into the swim meet? Who set the medical school cadavers on fire? Every haj season the trees are filled with underwear. Every Ramadan the car parks explode...
Sarkozy: You're talking about the Muslims, sir.
Chirac: Of course I'm talking about the Muslims, you TWERP!
posted on 11/07/2005 3:36:16 PM PST
(...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87...damned glad to meet you.)
In the latest news from France, President Jacques Chirac exhorts the head of the Paris police to do something about this "dangerous situation".
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