Adult Magazine Courts Panthers Cheerleaders

Local6.com ^ | 11/9/05 | Unknown

[SkyPilot]

Right now they claim they weren't having sex but that one was having "problems".

"Let me help you solve your problems."

[riri]

Yeah, I don't know if your boobs are supposed touch your chin like that either but I am guessing that's how she got by all this time with the nose touching the lip. (:

[Sols]

It's pretty hard to mistake bumping white for bumping pink. :)

[subterfuge]

"Witnesses told police a fight broke out after bar patrons complained the women were having sex in a restroom."

They COULDN"T have been having sex, there were no MEN in the bathroom. Oh wait, I get it. They were having HOMOSEXUAL sex, which no one seems to be willing to say. Not only that, the complaining patrons didn't give a rat's ass about the homo sexual activity, they just wanted to use the damn bathroom!

[subterfuge]

You sonafabitch!!! NEVER do that again!

:^(

[Roberts]

Wow, you just ruined my cheerleader fantasy forever!

[Paradox]

One of the witnesses that was actually in the bathroom says they weren't having sex.

Coked up chicks can make the strangest noises..

[subterfuge]

Ha. Funny ex.

But lets face it. There are two types of "professional" cheerleaders.

One is the good kid, keeps her nose clean, working on a Master's degree to hopefully go into broadcast journalism.

The second type is a part time cheerleader/stripper/cokehead/ho who is trolling for a SugarDaddy.

[exile]

"Not only that, the complaining patrons didn't give a rat's ass about the homo sexual activity, they just wanted to use the damn bathroom!"

Can you blame them. Nothing goes through you like beer. The bathroom is a popular place in any bar.

[kilowhskey]

These two hicks would never have been caught had they learned big city ways. In San Francisco, for example, gay men and women practice what they call shopping bag sex. Each player enters the stall with two department store shopping bags. They then stand with a foot in each bag and have their way with each other. Outside observers have no way of knowing what is going on inside.

Source: my wife's gay admin assistant

[subterfuge]

"Now two bimbos behave like pervs in the BATHROOM of a bar and now stand to make lots of money by a scum magazine who want them to pose nude and God knows what else."

You are so right cubre. This is why I'm seriously considering getting any small journalism job I can, and then write something so outrageous that the MSM notices and attacks me for---then I write a book, become wealthy and ride off into the sunset. Its been done before, no doubt.

[steve-b]

WWE will be recruiting them to be "wrestlers" before you know it

I'm sure they will use their full range of versatility (jello, mud, oatmeal...).

[steve-b]

Hmmm, sounds like the speculation of several Freepers might be right, that they were snorting coke or something.

Er, if they were doing some other illegal activity (with a considerably higher penalty that mere public lewdness), I think that would have shown up in the official reports.

[Paradox]

Er, if they were doing some other illegal activity (with a considerably higher penalty that mere public lewdness), I think that would have shown up in the official reports.

If they were caught doing it.

[oyez]

According to the populsr media, sex between women is quite chichi these days.

[dfwgator]

The gleam of the trash can, the smokey air, perhaps a new can of Glade, the dripping faucet sounds like a bubbling brook. It's really romantic, and chicks dig that crap. What happened next was inevitable.

Did you ever consider a career in writing romance novels. :)

[dfwgator]

That's just so wrong.

[Stultis]

"Hey, girls, interested in internships?"

[Atlas Sneezed]

It was only a matter of time before this stunt paid off.

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And a cunning stunt it seems to have been.

[Clemenza]

You forgot to preface your comments with "Dear Penthouse Forum"