[Uncle Vlad]

You have no idea how happy we in Nebraska were when Mike Johanns was named Secretary of Agriculture. It was the only way to get that worthless slug out of Nebraska. He was the worst Nebraska governor in my lifetime.

[George W. Bush]

He was the worst Nebraska governor in my lifetime.

Hmm... Orr, Kerrey, Nelson... that's some pretty serious competition. And Heiney ran off to Cuba and snuggled up with Fidel. And Osborne running for governor may be the one thing he could do to seriously dent his popularity.