MSU professors link hunting with sexual violence

Michigan Times ^ | 11-13-05 | Page W. H. Brousseau IV

[IronJack]

They are shaped this way for the simple reason that this shape works well for a weapon. A vagina isn't a shape you can kill with.

Which begets a whole (!) new line of discussion.

However, most psychologists who aren't busy prescribing Ritalin for schoolkids agree that certain mechanical items -- including those I cited above -- are phallic extensions.

By the way, that also extends to tall buildings, derricks, obelisks, and the Space Shuttle, whose twin Solid Rocket Boosters, combined with the phallic shape of the External Fuel Tank, give a whole new shade to the term "thrust."

[School of Rational Thought]

"I wonder how those jokers feel about the MSU Shooting Team....."


Is there one?

First the football team and now this. MSU taking a beating.

[School of Rational Thought]

I wonder how the authors view Shemane Nugent?

Hell, has anyone seen the new hunting show on OLN with the hot blonde. Talk about a rack and hind quarters.

[Dan from Michigan]

There is actually. It started when I was there, and is still going.

The football team has been disapointing. Same thing each year. Good start, poor finish.

[Taffini]

brave man Laz. If you haven't seen them don't volunteer your services. It may leave you marred physically and emotionally.

[Lazamataz]

I'll take one for the team.

[Taffini]

Like I said, brave man. Just make sure it is a dark night so you don't have to look into its eyes.

[Taffini]

Laz offered himself up to "hunt" (euphemism) these women for the good of mankind. Will Larry offer up his services for the hunt and possibly turn these women around? I don't think they have ever known real men.

[Larry Lucido]

Sheesh. Will you two get a room?

And leave the key under the mat.

[Larry Lucido]

http://www.huntingforbambi.com/

[Lazamataz]

Sheesh. Will you two get a room? And leave the key under the mat.

DON'T FORGET THE JELLO THIS TIME.

Sheesh.

Orange. The raspberry tastes weird when applied there....

[Lazamataz]

and the Space Shuttle, whose twin Solid Rocket Boosters, combined with the phallic shape of the External Fuel Tank, give a whole new shade to the term "thrust."

And "payload".

And "throwable weight".

And "re-entry".

And "insertion to orbit".

And "heavenly bodies".

etc, etc. Rinse and repeat.

[BigTom85]

Just a bunch of pseudo intellectuals wasting our tax money while being paid by the state to teach kids about Sigmund Freud and Karl Marx. These people could probably recite passages of the comunist manifesto off the top of their head but cant figure out how to change their engine oil in their hybrids or 1980's volkswagon with the Howard Dean or Dennis Kuchinich bumper sticker still on it!

These people need to be laughed at.

[MissouriConservative]

Nope, she looks like she could take out Ted if he ever got abusive....lol

I know a lot of great ladies who hunt, my lovely wife included. I'm beginning to wonder about the women who conducted this "study". They are missing something in their lives, but I won't say what I think it is....lol

[Old Professer]

Dingbats don't all come from New York.

[Taffini]

you two sound like those bad catholic-school-boys we rode the cross town DSR bus with back in the day

[Lazamataz]

I'm a bad Jewish boy.

But I have a very handsome pet turtle.

[Taffini]

I thought you were Italian

[Lazamataz]

1/2 Italican (mom), and 1/2 Russian Jew (dad).

[Taffini]

don't ask me what i am

we get into 1/3, 1/8, 1/16 etc

but BASICLY french and german, I can't even live with myself, always at war

redeemed by an Irish grandmother who, my I add, had a hell of a better sense of humor than that german grandma who used to call her husband's family "them g-d frogs"