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To: All
Announcing The All-New, Improved Evolution Troll's Toolkit!
Are you inadequate online? Are you feeling inferior because you have no education? Are you so stupid that no one will respond to you? When they do respond, is it only point out your errors in spelling, grammar and logic? Would you like to become the life of the thread? Then be a troll! Yes, now you too can be a real internet troll!

Trolls always have a good time, and their posts get lots of responses. As a troll, you're sure to be the center of attention. Other trolls will praise your posts. Never again will your comments be ignored, merely because you don't know what you're talking about. And as a troll, you'll enjoy the power you have to ruin any thread just by showing up and trolling. Oh, the fun!

Trolling is easy. It's simple. And the beauty of it is ... you don't have to know anything! Here's a complete catalog of an evolution troll's intellectual inventory. Just print out this toolkit, and use one or two items at random every time you post. Don't worry if someone refutes you. Just repeat your earlier post. Then keep on trolling! They'll go crazy! Guaranteed!

Evolution Troll's Toolkit
A
B
C
D
1 You have no evidence Stalin, Pol Pot, etc. Darwinism is dogma! I never said that!
2 Hillary homosexual Piltdown Man You're no Christian!
3 liberal science God-hater government grants What are you afraid of?
4 Hitler, nazi, etc. You have no proof communist tactics 2nd Law of Thermodynamics
5 atheist, materialist, etc. What made the Big Bang? evolution causes immorality gaps in fossil record
6 Prove the origin of life! You're Christian-bashing Darwin worship I'm not [.....], you are!
7 arrogant jerk Take your meds [quote any scripture passage] You're foaming at the mouth
8 It's only a theory! Were you there? Noah's Ark Macro-evolution is impossible
9 It's all speculation! [quote any creationist website] Darwin leads to Marxism My granddaddy was no ape
10 Stop the censorship! That's a "just so" story! Darwin was a racist The odds are against evolution
11 Cambrian explosion No transitionals! All mutations are harmful Speciation is never observed

29 posted on 11/13/2005 4:27:57 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Expect no response if you're a troll, lunatic, retard, or incurable ignoramus.)
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To: PatrickHenry

LOL!

I love your world view table of replies. The flat earth folks thought the same way...they were closed minded on the subject all the while accusing others of the same.


33 posted on 11/13/2005 4:31:41 PM PST by ICE-FLYER (God bless and keep the United States of America)
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To: PatrickHenry

Okay ace, please tell us how the original single celled organism came into being. Second, please point us to an uninterrupted lineage of that single cell to man.

I'm going to go grab a bite, so don't hurt yourself scurrying for that data.


48 posted on 11/13/2005 4:37:58 PM PST by DoughtyOne
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To: PatrickHenry
Out of 55 items on your mock troll list, I was disappointed to not see my "no repeatable experiment" argument that you dismissed several months ago as simply being tripe you had heard before.

Does this mean I don't qualify as a troll in your estimation? How sad.

62 posted on 11/13/2005 4:48:25 PM PST by AndyTheBear (Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.)
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To: PatrickHenry

I'll send you the bill for the new keyboard.


69 posted on 11/13/2005 4:53:29 PM PST by Gumlegs
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To: PatrickHenry

ROFLMAO! Saved this post BUMP!


84 posted on 11/13/2005 5:04:14 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (Let O'Connor Go Home! Hasn't She Suffered Enough? Hasn't The CONSTITUTION Suffered Enough?)
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To: PatrickHenry
And the next ball is....B11, that is B11.

BINGO!!!

155 posted on 11/13/2005 5:55:30 PM PST by b_sharp (Please visit, read, and understand PatrickHenry's List-O-Links.)
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Troll toolkit placemarker
208 posted on 11/13/2005 6:53:13 PM PST by ml1954 (NOT the disruptive troll seen frequently on CREVO threads)
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To: PatrickHenry
What made the Big Bang?

A variation on this is "WELL, WHAT BANGED?!?!?!?"

279 posted on 11/13/2005 8:18:40 PM PST by RightWingNilla
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Self ping


299 posted on 11/13/2005 9:15:04 PM PST by indcons ("Not all muslims are terrorists; however, all terrorists today are muslims." - George Fernandez)
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