Trolls always have a good time, and their posts get lots of responses. As a troll, you're sure to be the center of attention. Other trolls will praise your posts. Never again will your comments be ignored, merely because you don't know what you're talking about. And as a troll, you'll enjoy the power you have to ruin any thread just by showing up and trolling. Oh, the fun!
Trolling is easy. It's simple. And the beauty of it is ... you don't have to know anything! Here's a complete catalog of an evolution troll's intellectual inventory. Just print out this toolkit, and use one or two items at random every time you post. Don't worry if someone refutes you. Just repeat your earlier post. Then keep on trolling! They'll go crazy! Guaranteed!
|1||You have no evidence||Stalin, Pol Pot, etc.||Darwinism is dogma!||I never said that!|
|2||Hillary||homosexual||Piltdown Man||You're no Christian!|
|3||liberal science||God-hater||government grants||What are you afraid of?|
|4||Hitler, nazi, etc.||You have no proof||communist tactics||2nd Law of Thermodynamics|
|5||atheist, materialist, etc.||What made the Big Bang?||evolution causes immorality||gaps in fossil record|
|6||Prove the origin of life!||You're Christian-bashing||Darwin worship||I'm not [.....], you are!|
|7||arrogant jerk||Take your meds||[quote any scripture passage]||You're foaming at the mouth|
|8||It's only a theory!||Were you there?||Noah's Ark||Macro-evolution is impossible|
|9||It's all speculation!||[quote any creationist website]||Darwin leads to Marxism||My granddaddy was no ape|
|10||Stop the censorship!||That's a "just so" story!||Darwin was a racist||The odds are against evolution|
|11||Cambrian explosion||No transitionals!||All mutations are harmful||Speciation is never observed|
I love your world view table of replies. The flat earth folks thought the same way...they were closed minded on the subject all the while accusing others of the same.
Okay ace, please tell us how the original single celled organism came into being. Second, please point us to an uninterrupted lineage of that single cell to man.
I'm going to go grab a bite, so don't hurt yourself scurrying for that data.
Does this mean I don't qualify as a troll in your estimation? How sad.
I'll send you the bill for the new keyboard.
ROFLMAO! Saved this post BUMP!
A variation on this is "WELL, WHAT BANGED?!?!?!?"