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California to Secede From Union
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/printer_1626.shtml ^ | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/13/2005 10:35:27 PM PST by cyborg

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To: cyborg

Since the remaining states vote to eject Kalifornica from the Union, all are happy!


51 posted on 11/14/2005 6:50:45 AM PST by GingisK
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To: cyborg

Please, God, let this be true!!!


52 posted on 11/14/2005 6:55:18 AM PST by madprof98
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To: edchambers

Come to Georgia. Plenty of nice stuff within an hour of Atlanta - Close enough go to the Fox and far enough away to avoid most or the idiocy and traffic.


53 posted on 11/14/2005 7:02:37 AM PST by Little Ray (I'm a reactionary, hirsute, gun-owning, knuckle dragging, Christian Neanderthal and proud of it!)
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To: cyborg

Too bad it isn't true. (sigh)


54 posted on 11/14/2005 7:03:49 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Prime Choice
Nope. My ancestors and their fellow statesmen weren't allowed to leave, no one else will be. They can go down with the ship of a dead Republic like the rest of us unfortunate souls. < /mad rant>

If only it were true. It's good to hear secession entering back, albeit very slowly, into the realm of viable options as was intended by the Framers

55 posted on 11/14/2005 7:06:04 AM PST by billbears (Deo Vindice)
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To: writer33
Great work as usual, Writer.

Fun to uncover the little golden nuggets of satire embedded in the larger satire.

"Proposition H" for San Francisco is a hoot for those who caught it.

Leni

56 posted on 11/14/2005 7:19:37 AM PST by MinuteGal
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To: cyborg

Let them go. Let them go.


57 posted on 11/14/2005 7:21:04 AM PST by NeoCaveman (ANWR is national security, RINO's keep us dependent on foreign oil, aiding our enemies)
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To: writer33

"“I think the government should stay out of my kids’ bedroom,” said Joe Birnbaum, a 53-year old unemployed factory worker. “What goes on in my daughter’s bedroom stays in her bedroom. That’s why I voted no to Prop 73.”

“I’m sick and tired of these Christian conservatives invading my privacy. If my 14-year old daughter wants an abortion without notifying me, that’s just fine. These Christians need to keep their praying and their bibles to themselves,” fired Natty Goldman, a welfare recipient and mother of six.
"

R O T F L M A O


59 posted on 11/14/2005 8:34:41 AM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: cyborg

I wish they would. It would addition by subtraction. Give it back to Mexico. It would be a "win-win" situation.


60 posted on 11/14/2005 8:40:17 AM PST by RichardW
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To: writer33; All

New Country appointees:

Al Cowlings
Dir. of Transportation

Michael Moore
Dir. Film Commissioner

Ward Churchill
Dir. of State Propaganda

Vicente Fox
Dir. DMV, Housing


61 posted on 11/14/2005 8:43:05 AM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: cyborg
Upon my latest trip to CA, I noticed that as I approached the border from Nevada, a sign posted read:

YOU ARE NOW LEAVING THE UNITED STATES. PLEASE HAVE PASSPORT READY.

62 posted on 11/14/2005 8:44:54 AM PST by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: cyborg

Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!
Please let this not be a joke!


63 posted on 11/14/2005 8:46:40 AM PST by truemiester (If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years)
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To: MinuteGal
"Proposition H" for San Francisco is a hoot for those who caught it.

Isn't that the medicince for San Franciscans that have caught it in the arse?

64 posted on 11/14/2005 8:58:42 AM PST by HopefulPatriot
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To: writer33

Secede ~ Bump!


65 posted on 11/14/2005 9:00:45 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: RichardW

Hispanics have this as part of Plan A, Aztlan. Sort of following the ground being broken in France.


66 posted on 11/14/2005 9:02:12 AM PST by HopefulPatriot
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To: supercat

Actually all "Blue" counties could leave with my blessing. Of course they are gonna get mighty hungry, and they will need a passport just to get to the Walmart.....


67 posted on 11/14/2005 9:07:05 AM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Nipplemancer
"i'm still waiting for california to be swallowed by the pacific after the next monster earthquake.

No earthquake is required. The legislature and the Kalifornia public employee unions have just turned the state into double amputees. The State no longer has a leg to stand on.

68 posted on 11/14/2005 9:13:38 AM PST by HopefulPatriot
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To: cyborg
San Francisco residents would have until April 1, 2006, to surrender their handguns to police. However, the NRA is going to challenge the matter in court.

No, no, NRA! Butt out! Let them go defenseless -- they deserve it.

69 posted on 11/14/2005 9:19:09 AM PST by JoeGar
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To: Prime Choice

" If only it were true...then I could lead a squad to lay siege on Sacramento and take the city by storm."

No! We let them secede, absorb the consevative refugees, wait six months for total anarchy to set in and then STRIKE!


70 posted on 11/14/2005 9:21:10 AM PST by dljordan
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To: writer33

N.C. is taking the opposite approach. Concealed Carry has been so successful in N.C. that legislators are trying to expand it so that one can carry in places that are currently restricted, such as public parks. Our local paper editorialized, "The past 10 years have shown us that there is no reason to fear allowing law-abiding citizens who are trained in handgun safety to carry their weapons."


71 posted on 11/14/2005 9:30:53 AM PST by JoeGar
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To: Old Flat Toad
"If you can't possess, sell or transfer a gun, how will you get rid of it?"

Call a Texan; we never have enough guns.

72 posted on 11/14/2005 10:47:17 AM PST by Reaganghost (Democrats are living proof that you can fool some of the people all of the time.)
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To: cyborg

It's kind of funny. Before the surprise Republican victory in 1992, it was seriously thought that some of the Western states were getting close to seceding from the Union over the Tenth and the Second Amendment. It could still come around. 2008 will tell if this comes back to life.


73 posted on 11/14/2005 10:52:25 AM PST by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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To: warrior9504; KateUTWS; HHKrepublican_2; george76; COUNTrecount; fanfan; waiyu; exdem2000; ...

Pinging the usual suspects!



(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)


74 posted on 11/14/2005 2:17:43 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: NormsRevenge; Brad's Gramma

For your amusement!


75 posted on 11/14/2005 2:18:56 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: Caipirabob
The reason is because they would never win another Federal election if all of CA's electoral votes just suddenly dissappeared.

That's why I think CA's electoral votes should be apportioned. 55 EV's for one state, winner take all, is freakin' nuts.

76 posted on 11/14/2005 2:22:27 PM PST by Terabitten (Illegal immigration causes Representation without Taxation.)
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To: cyborg
Cool! This will mean it is almost impossible for a liberal to ever get elected President of the USA. The conservatives will flee to Oregon, Washington and Nevada. The Libs will suddenly have to pay for 'their' policies.

Sounds like a win-win situation. California will throw out the illegals in less than a year and then repetion for statehood in less than three years. We can then impose conditions on them (Oh, say they only get half their regular electoral college votes for 100 years? It would take a Constitutional Ammendment but it works for me.)

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

77 posted on 11/14/2005 2:36:19 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: cyborg; writer33

I still say we should have sold it to the Japanese back in the '80's.


78 posted on 11/14/2005 2:46:53 PM PST by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: MinuteGal

Fun to uncover the little golden nuggets of satire embedded in the larger satire.

"Proposition H" for San Francisco is a hoot for those who caught it.

Leni

Ummmmm....That ain't no satire Lani.

That's for real.


79 posted on 11/14/2005 2:59:10 PM PST by b-cubed (one Washingtonian that wants to move back to California. Hard to believe, huh?)
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To: Enterprise; Manic_Episode

Enterprise! I LOVE your ideas!

Can we close our borders down, 100%? Can we send Hollywood to Minnesota? :)


80 posted on 11/14/2005 3:43:11 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (FR1....Varoooooom, Varooooooom!!!)
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To: Brad's Gramma

Will trade Hollywood for a Minnesota city in a heart beat. And will throw in San Francisco!


81 posted on 11/14/2005 3:51:33 PM PST by Enterprise (The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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To: cyborg

Is anyone taking up contributions toward financing their succession? I would be glad to contribute!


82 posted on 11/14/2005 3:59:16 PM PST by evangmlw ("God Is Definitely Conservative")
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To: NYTexan; writer33
CAN YOU SAY HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!???

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA IN THE BUTT ON YOUR WAY OUT, CALIFORNIA!

83 posted on 11/14/2005 4:18:40 PM PST by LUV W (Our will is strong, our nation is united, and we will settle for nothing less than victory. GWB11-11)
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To: evangmlw; Enterprise

No evan!!! We're GIVING AWAY Hollywood and San Francisco!

YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


Disneyland. Anyone want that too?


84 posted on 11/14/2005 4:19:31 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (FR1....Varoooooom, Varooooooom!!!)
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To: Old Flat Toad
Proposition H: If you can't possess, sell or transfer a gun, how will you get rid of it?

It will have to be turned in to police by April 1, 2006.

85 posted on 11/14/2005 4:57:42 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: DollyCali

:)


86 posted on 11/14/2005 4:59:00 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: 4CJ

:) Hehe!


87 posted on 11/14/2005 5:01:13 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: writer33

Thank God Lincoln isn't in the White House - he'd force them to stay in the Union.


88 posted on 11/14/2005 5:08:43 PM PST by 4CJ (Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito, qua tua te fortuna sinet.)
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To: Centerfield
The Dems could say goodbye to 55 Electoral Votes! Yippie!

Downside: the Reconquistas would immediately fill the power vacuumk and use Kollyfornyuh as a staging area for border raids along the Oregon, Nevada and Arizona borders until they too fall under Mexican control.

Think it wouldn't happen? The Mexican government and its U.S. sellouts practically have Los Angeles in their back pocket already.

90 posted on 11/14/2005 5:17:00 PM PST by Prime Choice (Never excuse treason as "dissent.")
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To: billbears
"Nope. My ancestors and their fellow statesmen weren't allowed to leave, no one else will be. They can go down with the ship of a dead Republic like the rest of us unfortunate souls. < /mad rant> If only it were true. It's good to hear secession entering back, albeit very slowly, into the realm of viable options as was intended by the Framers"

Amen to that BUMP!


91 posted on 11/14/2005 6:10:16 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (Let O'Connor Go Home! Hasn't She Suffered Enough? Hasn't The CONSTITUTION Suffered Enough?)
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To: Old Flat Toad

"Proposition H: If you can't possess, sell or transfer a gun, how will you get rid of it?"

Well, DUH! That's so easy I can't believe you haven't thought of it. To avoid breaking the law, you take it with you when you leave San Francisco's jurisdiction, and you never go back to that !@#$@!$@! cesspool.


92 posted on 11/14/2005 6:20:40 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (Let O'Connor Go Home! Hasn't She Suffered Enough? Hasn't The CONSTITUTION Suffered Enough?)
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To: cyborg

MORE WATER FOR VEGAS!!

When the Fuel, water and electricity from the blue states and counties stop, we'll get to see just how many windmills it takes to keep the well armed 'hood from sacking the unarmed 'burbs........


93 posted on 11/14/2005 6:40:06 PM PST by tcrlaf
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To: BigSkyFreeper

Thanks for reading, BSF. I appreciate it.


94 posted on 11/14/2005 8:43:32 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Prime Choice

Glad you enjoyed it, PC. Thanks for reading.


95 posted on 11/14/2005 8:44:02 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Thanks for reading, MS. B. Glad you enjoyed it.


96 posted on 11/14/2005 8:45:47 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Crim
SAVE THE SERVERS!!!!!!

:)

97 posted on 11/14/2005 8:46:30 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: cgk

Thanks for reading, cgk. I appreciate it.


98 posted on 11/14/2005 8:47:29 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: Hoodat

Thanks for reading, Hoodat. I appreciate it.


99 posted on 11/14/2005 8:48:51 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: NickatNite2003

Thanks for reading, NAN. I appreciate it.


100 posted on 11/14/2005 8:49:24 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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