I'm all for it! j/k :)
We can only dream!
"FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE'RE FREE AT LAST."
And don't the rest of you even THINK of coming to the Independent Republic of Kaleefornia without a passport! And we're going to charge you DOUBLE for Disneyland and you have to bathe first before you swim in OUR ocean!
Fun to uncover the little golden nuggets of satire embedded in the larger satire.
"Proposition H" for San Francisco is a hoot for those who caught it.
Best bet would be if they could kick out the coastal counties (except maybe keep San Diego) and let 'em form their own hedonist, socialist utopia along with Portland & Seattle.
Then the rest of Californiaconservative Californiacould retain its membership in the Union since they actually tend to think like patriotic Americans!
"I think the government should stay out of my kids bedroom, said Joe Birnbaum, a 53-year old unemployed factory worker. What goes on in my daughters bedroom stays in her bedroom. Thats why I voted no to Prop 73.
Im sick and tired of these Christian conservatives invading my privacy. If my 14-year old daughter wants an abortion without notifying me, thats just fine. These Christians need to keep their praying and their bibles to themselves, fired Natty Goldman, a welfare recipient and mother of six.
R O T F L M A O
New Country appointees:
Dir. of Transportation
Dir. Film Commissioner
Dir. of State Propaganda
Dir. DMV, Housing
Secede ~ Bump!
N.C. is taking the opposite approach. Concealed Carry has been so successful in N.C. that legislators are trying to expand it so that one can carry in places that are currently restricted, such as public parks. Our local paper editorialized, "The past 10 years have shown us that there is no reason to fear allowing law-abiding citizens who are trained in handgun safety to carry their weapons."
Pinging the usual suspects!
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)