[Obadiah]

That's strange, for the past week I've been putting high quality sauerkraut in our bird feeder but they don't seem to be eating it!

By the way, how am I supposed to know if a bird has the flu?

[Shaun_MD]

He will sneeze on you.

[jonascord]

He stays home from work, packed full of Drixoral and Nyquil, wrapped in a blanket, whines to his wife and watched soaps...