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E-RFD: New Elementary Particle Discovered
Oregon Magazine ^
| 11/14/2005
| By Staff
Posted on 11/14/2005 12:06:45 PM PST by oxcart
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To: sionnsar
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posted on
11/14/2005 12:52:08 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: theDentist
Atom walks into a bar and sits down.
Bartender says "why the long positron?"
To: Semper Paratus
Atom walks into a bar and sees a very attractive atom alone the corner.
Atom walks over and says "Lets split!"
To: Semper Paratus
An fast neutron runs into a Mass full of heavy atoms and makes an explosive situation critical...
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:07:04 PM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: theDentist
Atom drives by a Church and sees another atom standing by the door.
Atoms asks, "Are you waiting for something?"
Other atom answers, "Critical Mass".
To: oxcart; fanfan; Monkey Face; tuliptree76; Do not dub me shapka broham; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; ...
The moron particle, that must be responsible for the stupidity force. Also known as the liberal boson....
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:16:55 PM PST
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Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Semper Paratus
A Proton and an Electron are in an excited discussion, when up walks a Neutron who asks, "What's so critical?"
They reply, "There was a massive explosion! How come you didn't see it?"
"Oh, I was fission."
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:19:49 PM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Very very cute.
:-))
To: theDentist
Atom walks into a bar sees another atom hunched over a drink.
Jeez you look awful! What happened to you?
I was just in a collider!
To: EsmeraldaA
Are particles cute because they are small?
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:28:46 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Semper Paratus
An atom walks into a bordello and sees a female atom (2 big electrons) standing in front of him in a radiant white Nurse's outfit. "Wow!" he says. "Do you work here or are you the Madam, Curie?"
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:33:40 PM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
In this case non existent, so I see.
But it made me laugh....
You naughty boy.
To: theDentist
Atom drives up to pick up his date and she yells out the window, "I'll be ready in a half-life".
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Are particles cute because they are small? Not according to Mae West.
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:38:44 PM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: Semper Paratus
Atom looks in her window to see what's delaying her and she's dancing around the room in a frenzy, listening to music. "Why aren't you ready yet?" "'Cause I'm radio-active!"
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:42:33 PM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: EsmeraldaA
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:42:36 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: theDentist
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:43:38 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Well.
You see by now, I know you are....
To: theDentist
Atom trying to get his young-un to quiet down and go to sleep tells him he better watch it or the anti-matter man is going to get him.
To: Irish_Thatcherite
She knew there was more to a fuel rod than just it's partical bits.
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posted on
11/14/2005 1:49:06 PM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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