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Pro Fisherman Faces Contest Fraud Charge
KMBC NEWS ^ | 11-18-2005

Posted on 11/18/2005 5:17:59 PM PST by Cagey

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Paul Tormanen

1 posted on 11/18/2005 5:18:00 PM PST by Cagey
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To: Cagey; martin_fierro; mikrofon
He's suspected of catching bass before the competition and tying them to a stump, then submitting them during a competition. . . .

That's bass-ackwards!

2 posted on 11/18/2005 5:20:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (I'm stumped for a tagline.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! Very good.


3 posted on 11/18/2005 5:21:29 PM PST by Cagey (Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
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To: Cagey

Country boys can survive.


4 posted on 11/18/2005 5:21:33 PM PST by Shaka
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To: Cagey

It all seemed rather fishy.


5 posted on 11/18/2005 5:23:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Proud sponsor of the Tagline-and-Release Program.)
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To: Cagey

Next thing ya know, we're gonna find out somebody's been feeding the bass steroids. Y'know, a little of "the cream" and "the clear", some "flaxseed oil", maybe some "vitamin B-12 shots"...and you reel in a 45-pound bass with a gigantic head.

}:-)4


6 posted on 11/18/2005 5:24:03 PM PST by Moose4 (Liberals and vampires: Both like death, both hate crosses, and both are bloodsuckers.)
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To: Cagey

I wonder if the fish were co-conspirators? Were they paid off?


7 posted on 11/18/2005 5:24:08 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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That there's a hangin' offense 'round these parts.


8 posted on 11/18/2005 5:24:19 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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This happened some years back in an ice fishing gig on White Bear Lake. The prize was a high dollar pickup truck and the winner was found to have 'salted' a few fish on ice in his van, then pulled them out of his ice fishing hole.


9 posted on 11/18/2005 5:26:53 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL


10 posted on 11/18/2005 5:29:10 PM PST by JNL
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To: Cagey

How slimey.....


11 posted on 11/18/2005 5:30:58 PM PST by fahraint (git thar fuhstest with the mostest)
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To: JNL

Leaving the fish in the shrink-wrap was probably a tip-off to the judges.


12 posted on 11/18/2005 5:31:27 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Proud sponsor of the Tagline-and-Release Program.)
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He's suspected of catching bass before the competition and tying them to a stump. . . . Another competitor found tethered bass and informed authorities, who marked the fish. . . . Tormanen was then questioned when he allegedly turned one of the marked fish in to be weighed. . . .

"Well, uh . . . the fish must have slithered off that tether you refer to . . . and gotten back in the water . . . and, and that's when I caught him! Yeah, that's the ticket!"

13 posted on 11/18/2005 5:36:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Proud sponsor of the Tagline-and-Release Program.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Blurblogger; hispanarepublicana; Joe 6-pack; LibertarianInExile

This guy is really floundering now -- he has to show his earlier victories were no fluke. Wonder if we'll ever know the reel truth?


14 posted on 11/18/2005 5:39:18 PM PST by speedy
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Tethered Fish.

15 posted on 11/18/2005 5:39:22 PM PST by Cagey (Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
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To: Cagey

If you're not cheatin'...you're not tryin'


16 posted on 11/18/2005 5:40:18 PM PST by 38special (You're welcome.)
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To: speedy

And if he is convicted, will soon be wearing stripers.


17 posted on 11/18/2005 5:40:21 PM PST by Cagey (Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
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I wonder where on the 'prison respect ladder' such tournament cheaters fall.


18 posted on 11/18/2005 5:41:01 PM PST by DancesWithBolsheviks (Does this font make me look fat?)
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You're right on that one, chum. They won't let him skate.


19 posted on 11/18/2005 5:41:52 PM PST by speedy
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To: Moose4

Perhaps, name it Barry "Bass"


20 posted on 11/18/2005 5:42:05 PM PST by Libertas3188
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