- Susie was recently a smash hit when she performed at the Friars Club Roast for Donald Trump. Susie's Photo Album has more photos and roasts. Here are just a few of her choice Donald lines:
- "Donald, did you enjoy your meal? I heard your hair ordered the salmon."
- "I'm so not your type. I'm smart, my boobs are real and I speak English."
- "I understand what you see in Milania. She's beautiful, sexy, sophisticated, and I know what she sees in you, a billion dollars and high cholesterol."
"Donald, you're not my type either. Too egomaniacal and narcissistic. I can't be involved with a man who calls out his own name when he's climaxing."