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Very funny, n'est ce pas?
1 posted on 11/23/2005 2:06:56 AM PST by Cincinna
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To: Cincinna

Last thing you want to hear in a Paris renault dealership?

Excuse me, got a light?


2 posted on 11/23/2005 2:14:20 AM PST by TXBSAFH ("I would rather be a free man in my grave then living as a puppet or a slave." - Jimmy Cliff)
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To: Cincinna

Q: What'd you call a French figher jet coming to the aide of his American and British allies in the Iraqi desert?


A: A mirage.


3 posted on 11/23/2005 2:18:25 AM PST by RWR8189 (George Allen 2008)
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ROTFL!

Thanks for this!

4 posted on 11/23/2005 2:24:11 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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6 posted on 11/23/2005 2:25:22 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: Cincinna
Rumor has it that the french don't bathe.

This comes from them smelling so bad.
9 posted on 11/23/2005 2:40:24 AM PST by HEY4QDEMS (Ham & Eggs: A day's work for a hen, A lifetime commitment for a pig.)
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To: Cincinna

bump


10 posted on 11/23/2005 2:42:13 AM PST by tom paine 2
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12 posted on 11/23/2005 3:17:46 AM PST by BulletBobCo
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To: Cincinna

bump


13 posted on 11/23/2005 3:22:10 AM PST by VOA
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You know why the French have those large, beautiful trees on either side of their broad boulevards?




So the Germans could march in the shade.


14 posted on 11/23/2005 3:23:22 AM PST by RightOnline
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The Patton and Schwarzkopf quotes are both misattributed. Patton never said the line about having a French division behind him, and the line about going deer hunting without an accordion was said by one of Rumsfeld's aides.


15 posted on 11/23/2005 3:23:41 AM PST by Terpfen (Libby should hire Phoenix Wright.)
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PING!


16 posted on 11/23/2005 3:28:30 AM PST by Jackknife ( "I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father'." óWill Rogers)
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To: Cincinna
I hardly think that a nation that eats snails and would go to bed with the kitchen sink if it put on a tutu is in any position to preach couthness. — Blackadder
18 posted on 11/23/2005 3:36:57 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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This is my kinda thread...


19 posted on 11/23/2005 3:43:03 AM PST by steveyp
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Q. Why is the Champs-Élysées tree-lined?
A. So the German soldiers can march in the shade.


20 posted on 11/23/2005 3:44:12 AM PST by HBAR223
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Have you ever seen a French tank?

It has 6 speeds, five reverse and one foward (in case of an attack from the rear).


22 posted on 11/23/2005 3:57:00 AM PST by gopherbaroque
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Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.


24 posted on 11/23/2005 4:45:24 AM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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25 posted on 11/23/2005 4:49:05 AM PST by E Rocc (Bah Humbug.)
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Thanks for this! Very funny and all true.


28 posted on 11/23/2005 5:53:30 AM PST by GBA (I believe Congressman Weldon! MSM do your job.)
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To: Cincinna

"Har dee har" bump


29 posted on 11/23/2005 5:58:40 AM PST by ghostrider
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A French diplomat was badgering Tom Delay about Iraq.

DeLay interrupted: "Excuse me, do you speak German?"

Frog: "No"

DeLay: "You're Welcome"

30 posted on 11/23/2005 7:09:31 AM PST by Dilbert56
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