Black Fri. Walmart Sitrep.
Hey!! Find another term!!
How the heck would you like to be cooped up in a Chinese prison with nothing to do all day? WAL-MART has brought meaning to the lives of these millions of otherwise purpose-less folks.
It has also taught them the meaning of "incentive." I suppose you didn't know that if a Chinese Prisoner assembles just 5 pink bikes a day, over a six-month period, he can automatically be removed fromn the Organ Donor Program? All due to WAL-MART, and the intrepid American shoppers, who will apparently risk death to bring the products of CHICOM prison labor back to their double-wides.
Tonight, some lucky Chinaman will receive an extra bowl of rice, or a sweet before bedtime. The reason, you cynical right-wing ideologues: WAL-MART!