Posted on 11/29/2005 9:59:25 PM PST by Nachum
Janeane Garofalo, left-wing actress-turned-Air America radio host, is a miserable woman. Last week before the holidays, she turned up on cable TV. No, not to count her blessings -- but to rant against conservative journalist Bob Novak, author Ann Coulter, and the Fox News Channel. She didn't have anything better to do for Thanksgiving?
Accessorized by a permanent scowl (hard to believe she was once considered a comedienne), Ms. Garofalo accused conservatives of having "an anger management problem." Without a trace of irony, the frowning Garofalo griped about "right-wing partisan hacks" who "are always on the verge of punching somebody or always behave as if they've just been cut off in traffic."
This, dear readers, is a classic case of liberal projection. Like CNN executive Jonathan Klein, who derided Fox's audience as full of "angry white men, and those men tend to be rabid," and liberal comedian Bill Maher, who also railed that "Republicans need anger management" and are possessed with a "vein-popping, gut-churning rage that consumes the entire right wing," Ms. Garofalo crossly blames the Right while denying the pathological wrath and fury that characterize the unhinged Left.
Who are you calling angry, Ms. Garofalo? You want political road rage? Let's start with Al. Take your pick: Sharpton. Gore. Franken. Yearrghh!
Now, open your eyes:
It isn't out-of-control conservatives tossing Molotov cocktails at police officers in San Francisco, burning American soldiers in effigy, and smearing pig's blood and feces on the walls and windows of military recruitment centers across the country to protest on behalf of peace.
It isn't rage-blinded conservative professors who embrace fragging (the murder of American soldiers by their fellow soldiers on the battlefield) as a legitimate anti-war tactic.
It isn't vengeful conservatives torching SUVs, condo developments, and research facilities, and targeting biotech and pharmaceutical company employees and their families to protest on behalf of the environment.
It wasn't mad conservatives sporting "F--- Bush" license plates, punching cardboard cutouts of the president, and vowing to secede after losing the 2004 presidential election.
It wasn't rabid conservatives who gloated over Ronald Reagan's death or John Ashcroft's pancreatitis.
It wasn't a gut-busting conservative journalist who vowed to kill herself if Dick Cheney ran for president. (That would be the perpetually aggrieved Helen Thomas.)
It wasn't hate-filled Republican officials who reportedly screamed "faggot" and "fruitcake" and "I'll break your nose" at their political opponents. (Those were all Democrats: Pennsylvania state legislator Vincent Fumo, California Rep. Pete Stark, and Virginia Rep. Jim Moran, respectively.)
It isn't fanatical conservatives joking about the assassination of President Bush and the execution of his Republican aides. (That, Ms. Garofalo, would include your Air America colleagues. But I'll forgive you if you weren't tuned in to them. Few are.)
And it wasn't ruthless conservatives who cheered last week when a liberal Bush-hater wrote on the popular DemocraticUnderground.com website last week:
I am an American, Born and Raised, but I am NOT a citizen of BUSH'S America. I want nothing to do with the country these people have created.
And for those who support them, Let's get Something Nice And Sparkling CLEAR:
Stay The [F---] Away From Me. Stay OUT of my personal space. I want NOTHING from you. I want NOTHING to do with you. I want NOTHING to do with your "vision" of what the world should be.
What DO I want from you?
Honestly?
I will freely admit there are days, and they are becoming more than not, that the Alien at Area 51 in Independence Day and I share quite a common ground on the answer to that question.
And I am NOT apologizing for it.
In the words of the Late, Great Bill Hicks, about the most conciliatory thing I can say for those people at this point is simply this:
Kill Yourself
My Christmas wish for Ms. Garofalo and her ilk: a mirror and a clue to make the yuletide bright. In the meantime, when vein-popping liberals start seething about the rage of the Right, the wisest action for peaceful right-wingers I can recommend is this:
Duck.
Michelle Malkin is a syndicated columnist and maintains her weblog at michellemalkin.com.
Many liberals suffer from electile dysfunction..
Some say it's a socialist disease.
Must be why they all use Liagra.
Way to tell that shrew Michelle. Kudos.
Bumpity Michelle bump!
Two of the most vocal liberals I unfortunately know are miserable, critical, nasty human beings. Most (not all) conservatives I know are fairly nice happy people. There are some happy hippy liberals out there, and they don't bug me really. Unfortunately, most are mean nasty hateful people.
It's like Ted Kennedy calling someone a drunk or Howard Dean questioning someone's sanity.
Mrs. Malkin is giving Ann Coulter a run for the money!
What more is there for her to do since she knows (in the Biblical sense) every available appendage in Newton, NJ she can't go home for the holiday....
i still like my tagline...
Consider poor Janeane Garofalo
Has no humor, no spunk, and no laugh-a-lo.
Her face is so dour
I could use it to scour
All the pots that my large sink could swallow.
NOTHING but our tax dollars to foist your liberal vision on us.
Happy Thanksgiving, Ms Garofalo ... oh, and Merry Christmas too :)
Calm down and take a deep breath, angel
Bad enforcement of stereotypes...total DU...not the image we want.
O.K. That was rhetorical.
Can anyone recall the last time she washed her hair?
Exactly.
The trouble is they're crazy; the trouble is they stink..
They are both jewels. National treasures.
"Stay The [F---] Away From Me. Stay OUT of my personal space. I want NOTHING from you. I want NOTHING to do with you. I want NOTHING to do with your "vision" of what the world should be."
Why is it that when liberals "threaten", I never feel very threatened?
Betcha a donut that foaming at the mouth is as far as this clown can go.
Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my FoxFan list. *Warning: This can be a high-volume ping list at times.
Nice West Side Story "Officer Krupke" reference!
In the immediate aftermath of 9-11 both liberals and conservatives felt FEAR. This is why we all seemed to be together. When the fear dissipated, conservatives were still angry, and the left apparently felt no anger. I guess they realized that CAPITALISM is what had taken the big blow, and this warmed their little commie hearts.
It angers me that liberals have fought on the side of our enemy every step of the way since, and in so doing have caused more of our boys and girls to die.
Whenever the Liberals sense they have some kind of weakness, they start turning it around by accusing the Conservatives of having that weakness.
Anger management is just one example.
I have come to think of Left leaners as thinking more on a emotional-feeling basis rather than Right leaners which think on a logical-factual level. It is classic female mind versus a male mind comparison.
Facts and logic do not mean as much to them as the feeling they have about it.
The classic female turn-around method of arguing is exactly what they are doing in this case.
You can only pity a grown woman who still doesn't know how to pronounce her own name.
So am I. I find myself walking around these days with a screwdriver in hand, hoping I will find the collective they've lost before it's too late.
And then the conservatives came with new ideas - and the old "attitude" the "superiority" felt shrill. And the rage started. A betrayal.
Standing at a party with shop worn ideas, ideas easily debunked, and feeling the rage... Just repeat the mantra. And laughter. Derisive laughter. The rage burns brighter. Conservatives are laughing at the mantra. Liberal ideas failed. And there are no new ones. And the laughter continues.
Stripped of the last illusions of superiority the final rage clicks in and we have a red faced Gore, a "lost" Imas, an enraged Janeane Garofalo, a lying Mapes, a shamed Dan Rather, and a MSM that wonders where the respect went....
Also, see my tagline.
lol! Make that the "collective screw." Posting rarely goes well when on the phone.
WTG Michelle.....This dip -hit idiot isn't worth the time to listen to, let alone look at...
When I had FNC, I remember Brain Kelmeade looked at her and asked her:
"Why do you think your here?" She didn't know what to say, so I believe she walked off the set????
Throw it back at the rabid freak libs and they'll run away....
I can take a tiny bit of credit for Ms. Malkin's column today.
I was the one who tipped her off about the rant in Democratic Underground last week. She immediately placed the link on her blog, and now has used it in her column.
As soon as I saw the rant, I thought Malkin might be interested. It ws the wackiest thing I'd ever read on DU, and that's saying a lot. Here's the original:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5403518&mesg_id=5403518
Good work!! Thank you.
Send Christmas cards to Garafalo and the ACLU wishing them peace on Earth and goodwill toward men. Enclose in the card a lapel pin with the message "Jesus is the reason for the season." Watch for spinning heads flying off.
Man, is it ever gonna be entertaining if a Republican wins in '08.
Please FReepmail me if you would like to be added to, or removed from, the Michelle Malkin ping list!
Thanks.
The rant on DU wouldn't be much of a concern in and of itself; after all, we know this country has a few extremists, and some of them have computers. What's disturbing is how many people agreed with his call for violence.
It isn't Republicans throwing oreo cookies and spouting racial slurs at the lt. governor in maryland either.
bump
The liberals have a mean and surly faction, all right.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.