Homo agenda alert
So....do they just watch episodes of Queer Eye? That pretty much is a lesson in itself.
I wonder what would happen if a university offered a course on how to be a heterosexual man? As in, how to initiate contact with the womenfolk with intent to get your freak on; basically, the same thing this course is doing, but for straight guys. How hard would the feminists be hitting that?
I'm sure the first day will cover the most important things...like why you must vote Democrat and how all Republicans are "Nazis."
Wanna bet the instructor has a lisp? I'm not betting against you!
This can't go on forever. The cultural dam has to break someday, and this only adds to it.
How not to be gay.
David Halperin on the right.
David Halperin, W.H. Auden Collegiate Professor of English and Literature at the University of Michigan, who wrote, among other books, How to Do the History of Homosexuality.
Schedule of Events
9:00-9:15: WELCOMES from
9:15-10:15: KEYNOTE ADDRESS: AMY VILLAREJO
10:30-11:45: CONCURRENT PANELS
1:00-2:15: CONCURRENT PANELS
2:30-3:30: KEYNOTE ADDRESS: DAVID HALPERIN
3:30-4:15: ROUNDTABLE WITH SU FOLKS
4:15-5:00: CLOSING REMARKS and OPEN DISCUSSION
Morning Panels [10:30-11:45]
 Transnational Feminist Perspectives:
Robin Riley (Women’s Studies, SUNY Plattsburgh), and Chandra Talpade Mohanty (Women’s Studies, SU), and Linda Carty (African American Studies, SU)
 Identities and Institutions:
Paisley Currah (Political Science & Executive Director, CLAGS), Julie Gedro (Empire State College), and Ritch Savin-Williams (Psychology, Cornell)
 Art and Activism:
Juanita Diaz (Sociology, Women’s Studies, & Latin American and Caribbean Studies, SUNY Binghamton), Ellis Hanson (English, Cornell), and Thomas Glave (English, General Literature, and Rhetoric, SUNY Binghamton)
Afternoon Panels [1:00-2:15]
 Queering the Academy:
Jackie Orr (Sociology, SU), Deb Amory (Dean, Empire State College), and Linda Alcoff (Philosophy and Women’s Studies, SU)
 Film and Popular Culture:
Douglas Crimp (Visual and Cultural Studies, University of Rochester), Roger Hallas (English, SU), and Caetlin Benson-Allott (English, Cornell)
 Populations and Politics:
Dan Black (Economics, SU), Amy Falkner (Public Communications, SU), and Ed Gallagher (Sociology, Hamilton)
We "healed wounds" by clapping for each group. Blacks, whites, women, stood and we clapped. Then she asked gays to stand . Then she asked us to clap for "Secretly gay 10% of the population" "Did I leave out anyone?"
I stood and said "I always knew I was different. I really dug funerals as a kid, especially corpse skin. I always got so..... excited and all. I didn't understand that I was just different. At puberty I realized I was a necrophiliac. I have decided to come out. I am tired of people saying I am perverted! I need love and acceptance, too!"
The horrified looks on some of the older secretaries was PRICELESS. My fellow engineers were biting on pens to keep from laughing. The look of pure hatred from the facilitator (who was a lesbian, btw) was all I could do to keep from laughing.
My supervisor called me into his office and asked me "what the HELL were you thinking?" and then started laughing.
I was planning on leaving anyway (I started my own business), but the division manager was a real pc wingnut and made a point of calling me in and firing me for "disrespect to homosexuals." I asked her if she thought I had a chance at an EEOC lawsuit. She called security and had me escorted off the property. That was 15 years ago and whenever I see guys out that I worked with they bring that up. I would not trade it for anything.
Do you have any other Michigan resident FReeper friends you can ping?
I realize we are talking about wacky libs but, FWIW, why should homosexuals be concerned about access to abortion? Since they can't get pregnant on their own, why would it matter to them?
In fact, you'd think homosexuals would be pro-life since they have to depend on everyone else to create children who will someday be paying the taxes for health care for all the AIDS-infected poofters who are unemployable. Somehow that simple logic escapes them. They are slaves to their false gods even when their false gods contribute to their own genocide (forcing them to recruit from among the rest of us).
What would they need this class for if gays are born that way?
"the How to be Gay class seek(s) ultimately to create the basis for a wider acceptance of the plurality of ways in which people determine how to be gay.
Doesnt that kind of fly in the face of people being "born" gay and just knowing it?
Why do you have to be taught something that "experts" say you are born knowing?
*teacher calls for security*