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Posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by vbtv7788

What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.


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1 posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:46 PM PST by vbtv7788
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To: vbtv7788

derr iz a zot in yer future...


3 posted on 12/18/2005 8:41:21 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Happy Holidays? No thanks. I'm having a Merry Christmas instead.)
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To: vbtv7788

IB4Z!!!!!


4 posted on 12/18/2005 8:41:25 PM PST by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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To: vbtv7788

5 posted on 12/18/2005 8:41:41 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: vbtv7788

Punctuation is your friend.


6 posted on 12/18/2005 8:41:53 PM PST by jbstrick ( I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma)
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To: William Creel

Likewise! Crazier than usual.


7 posted on 12/18/2005 8:42:02 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: vbtv7788

Hmmmmmm..... Zot!


8 posted on 12/18/2005 8:42:05 PM PST by neodad (Rule Number 1: Be Armed)
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To: vbtv7788

YEP! You are crazy!


9 posted on 12/18/2005 8:42:16 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: vbtv7788

All your Derr are belong to us.


10 posted on 12/18/2005 8:42:18 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: vbtv7788
Verily I sayest to thou, WTF?

IBTZ!

11 posted on 12/18/2005 8:42:31 PM PST by pillbox_girl
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To: vbtv7788

Okie Dokie


12 posted on 12/18/2005 8:42:31 PM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: vbtv7788

Unghhhh!


14 posted on 12/18/2005 8:42:45 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: jbstrick
The Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites ,the Hittites

and the electric lights!

15 posted on 12/18/2005 8:43:00 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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16 posted on 12/18/2005 8:43:18 PM PST by uglybiker (Iraqis have purple on their fingers. Liberals have brown on their thumbs.)
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To: vbtv7788

Oh man,,,you should not have posted this!!! lol, a ping to the kitties!


17 posted on 12/18/2005 8:45:04 PM PST by meanie monster (http://guptonator.myvideochat.net)
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To: William Creel

Amazing what people will come up to amuse themselves, isn't it?


18 posted on 12/18/2005 8:45:38 PM PST by RichInOC (Stupidity is its own punishment...but not as often as it should be.)
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To: All

19 posted on 12/18/2005 8:46:03 PM PST by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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Derr to comperr.

Bwahahahahahaha !!!


20 posted on 12/18/2005 8:46:24 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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Sniff Sniff ... In B4 the ZOT ...


21 posted on 12/18/2005 8:46:24 PM PST by Babu
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To: William Creel
...with, that is...
22 posted on 12/18/2005 8:46:38 PM PST by RichInOC (Stupidity is its own punishment...but not as often as it should be.)
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To: Babu

No, after!


23 posted on 12/18/2005 8:46:44 PM PST by Hoodlum91 (I am the Dancing Queen.)
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To: nopardons
It's tar-boiling time down South!

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24 posted on 12/18/2005 8:46:53 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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26 posted on 12/18/2005 8:47:14 PM PST by F14 Pilot (Democracy is a process not a product)
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To: vbtv7788; Fred Nerks; Former Dodger; USF; MeekOneGOP; Salem; King Prout; jan in Colorado; ...

This Troll needs an electromagnetic enema!

Paging Viking kitties...

IB4TZ!8:45 PST

A.A.C.

"I won-derr, won-derr, won-derr, won-derr who - who wrote the book of Troll love?"


27 posted on 12/18/2005 8:47:44 PM PST by AmericanArchConservative (Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
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"Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the... Moabites"

They do that $hit in Utah ? Dem debbils !


28 posted on 12/18/2005 8:47:48 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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To: Hoodlum91

I hate when that happens ...


29 posted on 12/18/2005 8:48:05 PM PST by Babu
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To: fieldmarshaldj; vbtv7788
Derr to comperr.

Derr to be Stupid!!

30 posted on 12/18/2005 8:49:15 PM PST by uglybiker (Iraqis have purple on their fingers. Liberals have brown on their thumbs.)
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To: uglybiker

He did derr. But he just a troll DU twit who squerr.


31 posted on 12/18/2005 8:51:02 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
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To: Blue Jays
Hi All-

"...Derr you go again!..."

-- Ronald Reagan --

~ Blue Jays ~

32 posted on 12/18/2005 8:51:28 PM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: vbtv7788

Pot head "humor"?


33 posted on 12/18/2005 8:51:40 PM PST by Semi Civil Servant
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To: vbtv7788

Please let him stay. That was brilliant.


34 posted on 12/18/2005 8:51:40 PM PST by mysterio
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To: uglybiker

Derr to go Barr


35 posted on 12/18/2005 8:52:36 PM PST by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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To: Semi Civil Servant
Yup, expect a lot more of this the next three weeks or so until school starts up again.
36 posted on 12/18/2005 8:52:51 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: vbtv7788

I bought a new Derr just yesterday. The old one was shredded by my Viking Kittens.


37 posted on 12/18/2005 8:53:59 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: vbtv7788

Bwaaahaaaahaaaaa! You is cwazy dude, or dudette, as the case may be.

Oh, and ZOT.


38 posted on 12/18/2005 8:54:20 PM PST by Theresawithanh (You'll get me to stop posting on FR when you wrench my laptop from my cold, dead fingers!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Reminds me of the song "John Derr Green"


39 posted on 12/18/2005 8:55:04 PM PST by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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To: vbtv7788; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; ...
It's back.


40 posted on 12/18/2005 8:55:37 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: JRios1968

I like that song!


41 posted on 12/18/2005 8:55:38 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

"Derrly beloved, we have gathered here today..."


42 posted on 12/18/2005 8:57:15 PM PST by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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To: BenLurkin
The Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites ,the Hittites

and the electric lights electrolytes!

43 posted on 12/18/2005 8:57:22 PM PST by TotusTuus
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Nope.

Not Utah.


44 posted on 12/18/2005 8:58:06 PM PST by Sundog (cheers)
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To: vbtv7788

You are so boring. For sake of your readers, please try to be more informed, literate and entertaining in your next reincarnation.


45 posted on 12/18/2005 8:58:09 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth (The problem with being a 'big tent' Party is that the clowns are seated with the paying customers.)
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To: vbtv7788

46 posted on 12/18/2005 8:58:50 PM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: vbtv7788
Yeah, I'm going to need you to STFU. If you could do that, that would be greeeaaat.


47 posted on 12/18/2005 8:59:28 PM PST by JellyJam (Best headline ever: "The Painful Truth: All the World Terrorists Are Muslims!")
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To: William Creel
Auf einem See See See
Da schwam ein Reh Reh Reh
Das Scham verkehrt kehrt kehrt......
Widi widi ap und du bist.... Zot!
48 posted on 12/18/2005 9:01:07 PM PST by BIGLOOK (I once opposed keelhauling but recently have come to my senses.)
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To: vbtv7788
derr zot
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49 posted on 12/18/2005 9:02:10 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: vbtv7788

IBTZ?

50 posted on 12/18/2005 9:03:25 PM PST by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain...)
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